Patriots Sign OL Bowanko

[mgteich]

Luke Bowanko - New England Patriots - 2018 Player Profile - Rotoworld.com

 

[IcyPatriot]

Be still my beating heart.

 

[maust]

Warm body

 

[WaterfallJumper]

Probably a camp/depth signing.

Here's his athletic profile:

 

[Joey007]

My take: makes nice interior line depth.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Warm body

He's in the tub a lot ... not too warm.

 

[Tunescribe]

Bowanko? Makes me nostalgic for Barkevius Mingo.

Can you imagine naming a baby Barkevius? What did they call him for short -- Barky?

 

[fxmallon]

Bowanko? Makes me nostalgic for Barkevius Mingo.

Can you imagine naming a baby Barkevius? What did they call him for short -- Barky?

He was often called "keke" which may have started with the parents.

 

[mcmurtry86]

Camp body

 

[Tunescribe]

He was often called "keke" which may have started with the parents.

Thanks. Don't know how I missed that.

 

[maust]

He's in the tub a lot ... not too warm.

It's all relative. An o-lineman spends time in the tub and he's not too warm a 1st round QB spent a lot of time in the tub and got too hot...



As with most things it's a matter of managing...uh...expectations

 

[maust]

Thanks. Don't know how I missed that.

What the jete man. And here I thought you were all up on your Mingo family jete. Pretty jeten disappointing. Right about now I expect your feelin' all the shame that dogjete showing requires.

 

[mgteich]

I'm fine with camp bodies at OL. We should be prepared for 2 injuries. I don't think that are really prepared for one IOL injury, other than moving Tobin to guard.

 

[Tunescribe]

What the jete man. And here I thought you were all up on your Mingo family jete. Pretty jeten disappointing. Right about now I expect your feelin' all the shame that dogjete showing requires.

Hey! Don't gimme no jete, you jete'n jete!

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

A 6’6” Center? Seems a lot more like the size of a tackle.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Bowanko? Makes me nostalgic for Barkevius Mingo.

Can you imagine naming a baby Barkevius? What did they call him for short -- Barky?

I continue to think he should marry Whitney Mercilus's sister and change his name to Barkevious Mercilus-Mingo.

 

[Joker]

Bowanko? Makes me nostalgic for Barkevius Mingo.

Can you imagine naming a baby Barkevius? What did they call him for short -- Barky?

I don't know but I do know the band that played at his baby shower...

 

[maust]

Hey! Don't gimme no jete, you jete'n jete!

GJY, that's bulljete man. jete ya if ya can't take a jeten joke.

 

[maust]

I continue to think he should marry Whitney Mercilus's sister and change his name to Barkevious Mercilus-Mingo.

That would actually make her Mrs Barky Mercilus Mingo

 

[Tunescribe]

GJY, that's bulljete man. jete ya if ya can't take a jeten joke.

Aw, jete it. I've got better jete to do than mess with this jete'n jete. Just remember that one man's joke is another man's jete.