Patrick Chungisms

[jays52]

The 1906 San Francisco Earthquake was not caused by natural phenomena, it was caused by the end of Patrick Chung's first cloital experience. Much like The Highlander, he is immortal and will forever remain 21.

 

[BillyB]

Patrick Chung's will is so strong that he determined he'd be a Patriot at birth. He commemorated this on his 10th birthday by sending his condom to Gillette Stadium for the team to enter the field through on gamedays. Players have often wondered why their inflatable helmet was plastered with bone, flesh and bodily fluids of all types. Now they know.

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Rogue black holes are just regular black holes that are trying to get away from Patrick Chung.

Regular black holes are former rogue black holes that finally gave up trying.

The last time Patrick Chung ran full speed, the USS Palomino came out of his a_s_s. (1979 Disney movie: The Black Hole)

Patrick Chung's computer divides by zero because it doesn't want to piss him off.

I bought some instant pain and the label said "Just add Chung".

I bought some instant Chung yesterday and if you believe that, I have some ocean front property in Kentucky to sell you.

Patrick Chung offered to sell me some ocean front property in Kentucky and I was too afraid to say no. By the way, y'all come down and visit anytime, the waters fine!

Scientist discovered a new element they called Chungonium. It cannot be contained and kills everything it touches.


Philosophical questions:

If Patrick Chung farts in a forest and there isn't anyone left alive in the Universe to hear it, did it still make any noise?

If Patrick Chung jogs in the dark while holding a lit flashlight, is it still dark?

If Patrick Chung jogs and turns on his Ipod, does it make any noise?

 

[Irish Hooligan]

Once while trainning in death valley Patrick Chung was bitten by a posionous snake, after two days of extreme pain and suffering, the snake finally died.

 

[Blizzzard]

If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody's there to hear it...... Patrick Chung does.


When Patrick Chung hits Peyton..... Eli gets the bruise.

Patrick Chung owns all 4 Back to the Future films on laserdisc. That's right HE has 4 of them.

Patrick Chung was drafted 34th in the draft.. because that's when he decided to enter it.

Bob Kraft's paycheck is signed by Patrick Chung.

Patrick Chung added a "C" to his last name because he feels no need to insult your intelligence.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?.... Patrick Chung.


Patrick Chung doesn't breath to survive.... he lets air out of his lungs so we can survive.

Dinosaurs aren't extinct...... they are just hiding from Patrick Chung.

Patrick Chung's children will all look exactly like him..... all of his genes are dominant

The Patriots changed over to field turf in preperation of drafting Patrick Chung someday....... Because nothing grows where Patrick Chung decides to tread.

The movie "Teen Wolf" was loosely adapted from the story of Patrick Chung hitting puberty.


One day.....Patrick Chung will bring balance to the force.

 

[Blizzzard]

Patrick Chung always orders a McRib sandwhich when he goes to McDonalds.... and he always gets it!

 

[Blizzzard]

The shortest distance between 2 points is: Patrick Chung/Pain

 

[Blizzzard]

The Earth is not filled with life..... just things that Patrick Chung hasn't killed.....YET!

 

[Blizzzard]

Philosophical truths:

There are only 2 paths to true enlightenment... Patrick Chung and Death. So basically, Just Patrick Chung.

There are no mysteries in the universe...... Just things Patrick Chung hasn't told us about yet.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Nice, Lloyd & Blizzard.

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When confronted with Patrick Chung, white men can jump.

When it means going up for a high pass with Chung closing on them, black men can't.

14 billion years ago the primordial quark soup that would become matter and energy exploded outward from a single point in space to form the universe. That point was Patrick Chung. It's the universe's own fault for running that post route.

The search for a single theory that unifies the strong and weak nuclear forces, gravity, and electromagnetism, is over. They emanate from hits by Patrick Chung.

Why did the receiver cross the road?
Patrick Chung.

Why didn't the quarterback?
Safety blitz... Patrick Chung.

The Patrick Chung episode of "24" was cancelled. Jack Bauer was supposed to interrogate and torture him, but kept crying when Chung returned his gaze.

Loony right wingers tried to recruit Patrick Chung, because he can singlehandedly teabag the white house.

Patrick Chung flirted with the right wing when he first came to the US. He was intrigued about the idea of the right to bear arms. When authorities found Chung's collection of 32 of them, they still called the SPCA.

Patrick Chung gets i-tunes free.

 

[Mike the Brit]

If Patrick Chung did not exist it would be necessary to invent him.

 

[reflexblue]

Patrick Chung IS the Alpha and Omega.

 

[efin98]

If Patrick Chung did not exist it would be necessary to invent him.

If Patrick Chung did not exist, would anything?

 

[Mike the Brit]

"Patrick Chung"

Now, what's the question?

 

[Frezo]

When Patrick Chung goes to the zoo the animals are glad to be in cages.

If Patrick Chung played baseball the Yankees couldn't afford him.

Patrick Chung's penis is so big that his right shoe has to be 4 sizes larger than his left.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

The answer to life, the universe, and everything USED to be 42:

Google

Now it is #25.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The cover of the Guid has been appropriately revised to recognize this fact. It now features not two words, but one: PANIC.

 

[Mike the Brit]

When Patrick Chung plays tennis he returns his own serve.

 

[reflexblue]

There will be a new term in the NFL, a vicious hit will now be referred to as being "CHUNGED"...As in "Wow he got Chunged on that hit".... Which might morph into Cha Chung by the fans whenever he makes a hit.

 

[reflexblue]

All cash registers now make the sound of Cha Chung instead of cha ching in his honor.