OT: Worst Christmas song ever...

[English Patriot]

I don't know about worst but undoubtedly 'Christmas in Hollis' is the best.

 

[captain stone]

Me too.

And for so many reasons:

1. Would it be acceptable to ask the penguins in Antarctica if they knew it was Ramadan at all?
2. Do you assume there are no Christians in Africa?
3. There is water in Africa. And rivers.
4. "Thank god it's them, instead of you." Hey Bono, I know this is very difficult for you, but you were supposed to sing that line sardonically.

I like Do They Know It's Christmas, but I agree with #4. Not a very well thought-out bit of writing.
Easily correctable with the line "so tonight ask God why them, instead of you."
You'd think that someone would've noticed this straight away and shown it to Sir Bob.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

The only one I really like is Christmas Canon, the rest are just meh to me.

It sucks listening to the radio in the car because it feels like it gets earlier and earlier each year with this crap.

 

[QuantumMechanic]

Ahh, I knew it would come back to me...

"Carol of The Bells", aka "GET...onmynerves, GET...onmynerves, GET...onmynerves, GET...ONMYNERVES..."

Interestingly, the tune is stolen from a Ukrainian folksong -- which happens to be a Spring song.

 

[QuantumMechanic]

Me too.
3. There is water in Africa. And rivers.

And rain!

 

[gatsby47]

and snow on Kilamanjaro

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

I like Happy Christmas (War is Over), but completely agree with Last Christmas, by Wham especially.
I completely despise that awful drek. We all now know what George Michael gave someone last Christmas, and it wasn't his heart.

My wife likes Last Christmas, so I just roll with it

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Understandable. As I child I went to an egg farm to buy a bicycle and was butted by a goat, I've never trusted them since. (Goats, not eggs or bicycles. I hold them largely blameless.)

I hope you won't hold it against Tom

 

[dafoe2016]

Is "All of them." an option?