OT: Worst Christmas song ever...

[farn]

Wonderful C Time
F Navidad
Kissing S Claus

I'm not particularly religious, but mostly all non-religious Xmas songs are awful.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Baby it's cold outside
and
Santa Baby

both awful!

 

[fnordcircle]

Absolutely, hands down: The Christmas Shoes

Safe to assume you've listened to Patton Oswalt's takedown of that song? Doesn't matter, it's so good you should listen to it again.

 

[Deus Irae]

 

[patchick]

In no particular order:

The Chipmunks' tune
Dominic the Donkey
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Ooh, Dominic doesn't belong in that hideous company. No way, no how, hee haw.

 

[Wax Frog]

Between the Beatles, Wings, and solo material, I probably own 15-20 albums containing Paul McCartney songs, many of which are all-time great recordings.

That list of greats IMHO does NOT include "Wonderful Christmastime."

Oh wait... they're playing it AGAIN... aarrrrgggghhh...

"A crowd of rovers murdering Frogs... NEE-nee-ner-nee-ner-NEE-NER-neeee.... "

 

[Wax Frog]

and it's not even close.

Easy for me to make fun of though

 

[Wax Frog]

Ahh, I knew it would come back to me...

"Carol of The Bells", aka "GET...onmynerves, GET...onmynerves, GET...onmynerves, GET...ONMYNERVES..."

 

[AtomicDawg]

Moving from Jackson 2 to Jackson 5 - this is my pick - sorry Jacko.

Maybe the original circa 1960 is even worse

Joining you on the Jackson 5 tip....HATE this one.

 

[oldrover]

There needs to be a vomit icon.

 

[AtomicDawg]

I'll see your Bieber and raise you a Lady Gaga.

 

[jboston19]

I'll see your Bieber and raise you a Lady Gaga.

I've never heard either if those songs, but by knowing those "artists," I'm totally ok if the two of you are declared co-winners and this thread is closed.

 

[Ring 6]

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

 

[obgod3]

All of them....

 

[blackglass3]

The John Lennon Christmas song would be the lead off track on the album: Christmas Music To Kill Yourself To. Along with Last Christmas (any of the dozen versions), I'll Be Home For Christmas and Merry Christmas Darling.

I guess it's more of an EP than an album for now...

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

The John Lennon Christmas song would be the lead off track on the album: Christmas Music To Kill Yourself To. Along with Last Christmas (any of the dozen versions), I'll Be Home For Christmas and Merry Christmas Darling.

I guess it's more of an EP than an album for now...

I like There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays. It's catchy.

 

[tuckeverlasting]

along with "wonderful christmas time" is "all i want for christmas is you" omg shoot me.

 

[TheBostonStraggler]

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

Do They Know It's Christmas is a channel-changer for me.

 

[TheBostonStraggler]

File this as a best (but underrated) Christmas movie list (adult content warning):