OT: Jete selected for 'Hard Knocks' against their wishes

[Bill Lee]

Everything's going to plan. Jete have achieved nothing but have put all their chips on the table on Rodgers who prefers hiding in a cave over having a camera follow him around 24/7. Just threw $66M guarantees / $96M max at DT Williams. When the inevitable collapse comes, they'll be in cap hell for years to come.

 

[Bill Lee]

That's why we are signing Hopkins.

Rut-roh...

 

[Tunescribe]

Rut-roh...

Vrabel probably told him he doesn't have to attend practice after training camp.

 

[Zuma]

Everything's going to plan. Jete have achieved nothing but have put all their chips on the table on Rodgers who prefers hiding in a cave over having a camera follow him around 24/7. Just threw $66M guarantees / $96M max at DT Williams. When the inevitable collapse comes, they'll be in cap hell for years to come.

Nobody is talking about the dramatic dip in stats in 2022. Rodgers stats are equivalent to his 1st season as a starter. This is not good for the Jete if that is a trend.

 

[Bill Lee]

Aahole took a brief break from golfing to ***** and moan:

Aaron Rodgers on Hard Knocks: "They forced it down our throats"

The new Jets quarterback says the team has to "deal with it."

www.nbcsports.com

 

[Tunescribe]

Aahole took a brief break from golfing to ***** and moan:

Aaron Rodgers on Hard Knocks: "They forced it down our throats"

The new Jets quarterback says the team has to "deal with it."

www.nbcsports.com

If Punky's mother is not featured in at least one episode I will be very disappointed.

 

[Bill Lee]

If Punky's mother is not featured in at least one episode I will be very disappointed.

Since cameras will be following Aahole 24/7, it's bound to happen.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Aahole took a brief break from golfing to ***** and moan:

Aaron Rodgers on Hard Knocks: "They forced it down our throats"

The new Jets quarterback says the team has to "deal with it."

www.nbcsports.com

He says this and just watch…he’ll be humping every camera and hogging the screen time followed by more complaining.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The best part isn’t even the 911 truther stuff but this is his intro to a new teammate. Like, no “Hi, I’m Aaron” or anything, just straight cut to the chase. Would be so much better if it’s revealed he’s wearing tighty wighties and gelling his chest hair as he’s talking.

DeShone Kizer: Aaron Rodgers asked me if I believe in 9/11

Maybe Aaron Rodgers should finish his career with the Seahawks.

www.nbcsports.com

 

[Tunescribe]

The best part isn’t even the 911 truther stuff but this is his intro to a new teammate. Like, no “Hi, I’m Aaron” or anything, just straight cut to the chase. Would be so much better if it’s revealed he’s wearing tighty wighties and gelling his chest hair as he’s talking.

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DeShone Kizer: Aaron Rodgers asked me if I believe in 9/11

Maybe Aaron Rodgers should finish his career with the Seahawks.

www.nbcsports.com

Would love to see him pull the 9/11 conspiracy card while with the Jete right there in New York's backyard.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

NFL writers deserve some big praise. AR to the Jets is like your two favorite reality trash shows having a full crossover season.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The best part isn’t even the 911 truther stuff but this is his intro to a new teammate. Like, no “Hi, I’m Aaron” or anything, just straight cut to the chase. Would be so much better if it’s revealed he’s wearing tighty wighties and gelling his chest hair as he’s talking.

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DeShone Kizer: Aaron Rodgers asked me if I believe in 9/11

Maybe Aaron Rodgers should finish his career with the Seahawks.

www.nbcsports.com

"FU," said Kizer. "Your life's so pathetic I ran a 15K to raise awareness for it. And FU, Zach Wilson, Iast night I got your mom so wet Biden deployed a 24/7 infantry battalion around my bed to stack sandbags." [adapted from actual Letterkenny chirps. And by adapted I do mean stolen.]

Offseason.

 

[Joker]

"let's get an insane narcissist to play QB for us...and date then dump Punky's mom before Thanksgiving...what could possibly go wrong???"

Tell me I'm wrong...I DARE ya'...

 

[Tunescribe]

"let's get an insane narcissist to play QB for us...and date then dump Punky's mom before Thanksgiving...what could possibly go wrong???"

Tell me I'm wrong...I DARE ya'...

If he can date (and dump) Punky's mom, that would be damn impressive, since she's still married to Punky's dad.

 

[Joker]

well...really, it's not much of a stretch...as everyone knows, J-E-T-E stands for degeneRAT green scum...nothing more than feral dogs running in the stinking green swamp of well known toe sucking degeneracy that is their hallmark.

 

[UGAPatsfan]

100% chance I watch it in hopes that it goes off the rails

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

"let's get an insane narcissist to play QB for us...and date then dump Punky's mom before Thanksgiving...what could possibly go wrong???"

Tell me I'm wrong...I DARE ya'...

The photo has all the makings of a bad "dad's snake crawling through mom's grass" joke.

 

[captain stone]

These episodes could also open some wounds that fester throughout the season; and when things start going south, beginning week 15, those wounds will open with green slime oozing from them...

 

[TBR]

The best part isn’t even the 911 truther stuff but this is his intro to a new teammate. Like, no “Hi, I’m Aaron” or anything, just straight cut to the chase. Would be so much better if it’s revealed he’s wearing tighty wighties and gelling his chest hair as he’s talking.

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DeShone Kizer: Aaron Rodgers asked me if I believe in 9/11

Maybe Aaron Rodgers should finish his career with the Seahawks.

www.nbcsports.com

I'd imagine he meant the mainstream narrative on 9/11. Besides, most Americans believe in an alternate explanation/narrative for what happened. I guess that's an odd thing to ask someone you just met though.

 

[TBR]

Jets Hard Knocks 'Won't Be The Same,' Warns Schefter

Yes, the New York Jets will be on 'Hard Knocks.' But coverage won't be the same as Jets place limits on access, warns ESPN's Adam Schefter.

frontofficesports.com

The team, for example, won’t let NFL Films cameras inside the rooms when coach Robert Saleh and General Manager Joe Douglas are cutting players.


“Hard Knocks will not be the same. They’re not going to be given the same access,” Schefter warned. “The Jets don’t believe it’s humane to show players being released.”

"Humane". They act as if releasing a player involves brutal bullying, humiliation and belt whipping before forcing them to walk off a plank.

How inhumane for them to film players being denied a million dollar salary. Poor little things will have to settle for a $200k practice squad salary instead. Such a grave injustice.