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Ok so obviously, we're all different from normal fans. We're not better or anything we just know a lot more of the game, follow roster moves like it is an ovulation cycle, and all have gigantic penises. As a result, for better or worse, we're going to tend to have a more comprehensive view of the team's roster moves and performance that is pretty much incompatible with a casual "Hey how about the Pats, eh?" from some rando.
Ever had any amazing takes from casual fans?
I'm in New England at the moment and I was reduced to buying coffee at a gas station. On the way out the attendant noticed my Pat's shirt and was like 'how could they lose!'
I was like 'You know, you see it a lot, teams add a bunch of new players and it takes a while for them to gel. I think we'll be good enough at some point we could overcome turnovers but Mac is sometimes throwing to 4 guys who were all only added this offseason.'
He was like "Yeah, I think Belichick sees Mac and is trying to make him into the next Tom Brady."
Which, honestly, immediately made me picture Belichick and Mac alone in a darkened equipment closet. Belichick leaning in close and being all "That's right, drink the concussion water. Slowly.
Now say Rita. SAY IT."
Ever had any amazing takes from casual fans?
I'm in New England at the moment and I was reduced to buying coffee at a gas station. On the way out the attendant noticed my Pat's shirt and was like 'how could they lose!'
I was like 'You know, you see it a lot, teams add a bunch of new players and it takes a while for them to gel. I think we'll be good enough at some point we could overcome turnovers but Mac is sometimes throwing to 4 guys who were all only added this offseason.'
He was like "Yeah, I think Belichick sees Mac and is trying to make him into the next Tom Brady."
Which, honestly, immediately made me picture Belichick and Mac alone in a darkened equipment closet. Belichick leaning in close and being all "That's right, drink the concussion water. Slowly.
Now say Rita. SAY IT."