OT Best or Weirdest Fortune Cookie words

[pats1]

"Focus"

and

"10 characters"

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

"Lucky numbers: 4 8 15 16 23 42...push the button!"

Regards,
Chris

 

[shakadave]

A real one once cryptically said, "Strike while the lights are active."

 

[Chris]

i got one that was along the lines of

"you will meet an older more experienced woman today"

 

[Flying Fungi]

my favorite was back when I was a regular burner:


"A fresh weed is better than a wilted rose"

:singing:

 

[nukin]

"Life is not worth living, without loving family"

(in bed)

theres one for west virginia

 

[Bill's Girl]

"Life is not worth living, without loving family"

(in bed)

theres one for west virginia

Now that is just hateful......my appologies to the brother humpin' West Virginians out there........sheesh Flea!

 

[shakadave]

Now that is just hateful......my appologies to the brother humpin' West Virginians out there........sheesh Flea!

Ouch guys! I just moved out of WV this year after 12 years there. Some of what you hear about the state is true, but not the [incest] part.

We actually lived about 5 miles from where that infamous coal mine story unfolded in the last 2 days. Upshur County, baby!

 

[nukin]

Ouch guys! I just moved out of WV this year after 12 years there. Some of what you hear about the state is true, but not the [incest] part.

We actually lived about 5 miles from where that infamous coal mine story unfolded in the last 2 days. Upshur County, baby!

I go to shepherd university @ shepherdstown. go shep rams!
Thats about all the support for WV youll see me give.