OT: Antonio Cromartie is having another kid...

[SHOWTIME15]

Despite Having Vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie Gets Wife Pregnant With His 14th Child - Daily Snark

Kid number 14 on its way.

 

[Kontradiction]

The most fertile man on the planet. Could you imagine owing child support to 14 different kids? Christ.

 

[BobDigital]

It would be a story if he wasn't having another kid at this point.

 

[Schmo]

The most fertile man on the planet. Could you imagine owing child support to 14 different kids? Christ.

The one athlete who actually NEEDS seven figures to feed his family.

 

[jah]

He's got a real talent.

 

[Patjew]

I wonder what Big Pun would have to say about this.

 

[Kontradiction]

He's got more kids than the Jaguars have wins in the last three seasons.

 

[fnordcircle]

Whatever, he sided with Brady in deflategate so he can have all the children he wants.

 

[Sfpat]

The most fertile man on the planet. Could you imagine owing child support to 14 different kids? Christ.

He better not divorce this wife

 

[Ring 6]

Who is going to be the one to tell him the last 3 aren't his?

 

[Wheelman]

Although this is a funny story. And it wouldn't surprise me if it ever really happens in the future. Let's take note of the site name.

Edit: Holy crap! Daily snark is reporting real news for once?!?!?!?

 

[Froob]

Brady wins another Super bowl, Cromartie has another kid, and the Clippers choke again. Just another year.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Scared me straight. Had been putting it off, but Just made an appointment to have my horny one year old Jack Russell fixed. Feel bad for the little guy...he'll need to find something else to lick.

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Now Both softball teams are complete.

 

[Koma]

If any other guy had a vasectomy and his wife still got pregnant, I'd at least entertain the question if it was someone else's child (depending on the character of the wife, of course.)

With Cromartie, though, I can believe the baby is his.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

If any other guy had a vasectomy and his wife still got pregnant, I'd at least entertain the question if it was someone else's child (depending on the character of the wife, of course.)

With Cromartie, though, I can believe the baby is his.

tip: avoid Dr. Nick's drive-through vasectomy clinic, despite their half-off coupon.

 

[Raymond]

Scared me straight. Had been putting it off, but Just made an appointment to have my horny one eyed old Jack Russell fixed. Feel bad for the little guy...he'll need to find something else to lick.

Fixed, funny name for your own junk.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Before taxes AC has made $18.1m in career earnings. Figure 40% off the top hes taken home about ~$11m.

At present he pays $336k annually in child support. I'm sure that will go up.

Not sure how old all his kids are but swag math says if hes paying up until they turn 18, he'll pay anywhere between $4M-6M in child support.

Never mind the extras like camps, presents, college, cars, insurance and weddings.

WTF!

 

[farn]

This guy is AMAZiNG. It was YEARS ago that he struggled naming the 8th...

Cromartie will have more descendants than Ghengis Khan ! At some point in the future, 9% of all North Americans will have Cromartie DNA.

 

[Joey007]

It would be a story if he wasn't having another kid at this point.

BREAKING: Cromartie gets Vasectomy.

Now THATS news.