Official Wisecracks ABOUT Rex Ryan Thread

[TomPatriot]

When Rex sees a foot his Johnson gets a Woody.

 

[SNHU0311]

BB vs. Sexy Rexy

Belichick kicks his ass. Definitely.

Here's a good article - Jets vs. Pats; Rex Ryan vs. Bill Belichick Patriots Plus

 

[terabthia2]

When Rex sees a foot his Johnson gets a Woody.

Excellent. Most excellent indeed!!! :rocker:

 

[Tunescribe]

Let's get a few things straight for future reference, folks:

(1). The oaf's true name is

Jabba Wrecks​

(2). The team he coaches is called the

Green Beans​

(3). The team plays not in New York but in

New Jersey​

(4). Jabba is an avid bi-curious practitioner of the

****old BSDM lifestyle​

(5). And he recently contracted oral athlete's foot from

LaClassian Tomlinschmuck​

 

[kkpat]

There is a method to Rex's madness. He is repeatedly taking shots at Brady to provoke him to make a mistake.

 

[Bostonian1962]

The first rule of Foot Club is that you don't talk about Foot Club.

That one is FUNNY!!! Well done.

 

[signbabybrady]

When Rex sees a foot his Johnson gets a Woody.

 

[Darrone]

Guys we can't beat Rex. Even if we win, he still gets to taste da-feet.

 

[Kid~Brady]

When Rex sees a foot his Johnson gets a Woody.

Can he even see his Johnson?

 

[Dufflebagz]

Rex Ryan is so fat that when he walked in front of the TV his wife missed 5 episodes of hardknocks

 

[TriplecHamp]

posting in what I hope to be an epic thread

 

[signbabybrady]

Let's get a few things straight for future reference, folks:

(1). The oaf's true name is

Jabba Wrecks​

(2). The team he coaches is called the

Green Beans​

(3). The team plays not in New York but in

New Jersey​

(4). Jabba is an avid bi-curious practitioner of the

****old BSDM lifestyle​

(5). And he recently contracted oral athlete's foot from

LaClassian Tomlinschmuck​

I know this has been posted elsewhere but it belongs in this thread too


HAHAHA JABBA THE HUTT DOESNT HAVE FEET THATS WHY HE HAS SUCH A FETISH FOR THEM

 

[TomPatriot]

Can he even see his Johnson?

No he can only feel it. Ewwwwww.

 

[JetsBlow]

Funny Video about Rex Ryan and Woody Johnson

For those of you who don't know, Woody Johnson is the owner of the Jets.

YouTube - Rex Ryan and Woody Johnson

 

[naF staP]

New Jets movie is out




In theaters Sunday, January 16, 2011.

 

[BigEZPatsFan76]

Re: New Jets movie is out

So, be sure to march your little "feet" into the local AMC Theater, and try one of our new "foot" long hot dogs. Our new state of the art screens are 60 "feet" by 60 "feet".



EZ76

 

[naF staP]

Re: New Jets movie is out

So, be sure to march your little "feet" into the local AMC Theater, and try one of our new "foot" long hot dogs. Our new state of the art screens are 60 "feet" by 60 "feet".



EZ76

Perfect! And don't forget to mention the new chair arrangements which gives everyone plenty of foot room.

 

[CheeseMonkeys]

Re: New Jets movie is out

These foot jokes are getting out of hand... Uh, I mean foot.

 

[naF staP]

Re: New Jets movie is out

Don't forget about this movie!

 

[Uncle Rico]

Anyone seen this fake Rex Ryan Twitter? Pretty funny. (Heads up: Language).

Rex Ryan (Rex_Ryan) on Twitter