Official Wisecracks ABOUT Rex Ryan Thread

[NY10JETS28]

Rex Ryan likes feet.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

This exists.

Only $1.99. Get Yours Today!
(Morphine not included).

Reason 1002 to hate that attention whore

 

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EXTREME CAUTION!
VILE VERBAL CONTENT>in PIC in THIS POST
VIRGINS: Children, and JET FANS MUST AVERT EYES
CAN NOT UNSEE


It is about Me, Ed says.
Celebrate Me with Me,
cuz I'm on TV.
(Big in Joizey)

Fireman Ed
Only 1.99
Get Yours today!

INTERTUBEZ HACKER ALERT:EMERGENCY INTERDICTION NEEDED

Later that day, in Anthony's mother's basement,
the fans have gathered for the game...

Yo', Ant'nee, lookaddis he-ya.
I tinks sum-ofo fak-twit yo feye-a-min-ed...
Its got sumptin weerd onnit...

 

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I picture Fireman Ed exiting
something different...?
Butt there are many happy options!

Resident masters..
Please freely apply Venerable Shop-fu skill.

The Title could also, most certainly be improved?

It needs You!
And perhaps, a U

Both, in fact.

A super secret clue:
(Some people are dumb as a goat, you see)

 

[Ron Sellers]

 

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Things get UGGly.

Mark Sanchez, last year,
Wore Tom Brady Sponsored
Fancy Footwear material

On His Head.

Despite persistent rumors, Brady did Not donate
a pair of his shoes for this purpose.

The donated shoes came from Mr Welker,
who cared enough to use them in an
intense workout, before making the donation.

This material however, was Not Used in Sanchez' shoes.
Coach Ryan refused, confiscated the shoes saying,
"this is not right, give me those f******* things.
Now everyone go get a God Damned snack.
I'll be right there,
I need to err,
put these away,
err, somewhere..."

 

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For real, surreal.
Stranger than Fiction.

And you thought it was a Joke.
Didn't you?

 

[Ron Sellers]

 

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Does This Talk of the tantalizing, complex
aroma of Wes Welker's
sweaty feet build
up your appetite?

How could it Not?
Have a Goddamn Snack!
Get yourself some popcorn, then play:

Goddamn Snack Time with Rex Ryan
The Tauntr Video Game!

Goddamn Snack Time with Rex Ryan | TAUNTR.COM

 

[Ron Sellers]

 

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CAUTION: IMAGE MAY CAUSE FATAL BRAIN DAMAGE!


This could get UGGly.

Wait...too late.
It already has.

 

[upstater1]

My biggest concern about the Jets D is that Rex is going to use extra men to fill all the gaps.

 

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Playing Goddamn Snack Time is not fun.
Rex is sad.
He sees nothing he likes.
What does he want in his Mouth?

 

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What is making Rex happy?
Help by giving Rex what he wants!

 

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Funny Rex. Always the jester!
There is someone under his shirt?
Who could it be?

 

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Help Poor Children!
By purchasing from our line, you make a
donation to Rex's Shoes for Kids!
Cars For Kids is nice, but it sure is
healthier to walk!

Won't you sing along?

R-e-X-s Shoes for Kids
R-E-X-S Shoes for kids
Give a f****** Kid a Shoe Today!

Rex will personally be Thrilled to make sure
they are a perfect for every little girl and boy!
Thank you Foot Licker, for your support!

 

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More from our fine line!

 

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Conversation from the men down under, jester central!

Wes Welker mentions "Foot" references SIX TIMES in recent interview ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page) cjsaus
***********
Well you demonstrate some inspiring Math skills for a
jester (who says they are dumb!),
but the correct answer is 11!

I know Math is tough, but this one is easy.
Just count along on all of your fingers,
Plus One!
Perhaps you could think of something else to count the,
one more little thing?
Hint: what does one little thing remind you about?
You got it!

(Now, be sure not to get it stuck in your zipper again when you are done! remember how you cried in the emergency room, we wouldn't want that to happen again!

1. On this week of preparation: “Everybody’s putting their best foot forward.”

2. On young players in the playoffs: “You can’t just stick your toe in the water. You gotta jump right in.”

3. On playing this year as opposed to last year: “It’s definitely different. You know, you’ve got your foot up in the air trying to get the swelling to go down. Definitely excited about the opportunity to get out there and have some fun.”

4. On the opportunity this week: “These are the games you play for. What you spend all year getting ready for and you just want to put your best foot forward.”

5. On Revis: “He’s got great feet.”

6. On Revis again: “He’s very patient, has good feet.”

7. On Deion Branch: “He runs some really good routes out there . . . He’s another guy with great feet and can really move around.”

8. On practice: “You want to make sure you’re putting your best foot forward out there and making it happen.”

9. More on practice: “Us going out there and being good little foot soliders and making sure we’re going out there and doing everything coach asks us to do.”

10. On seeing new things in the playoffs: “You definitely have to be on your toes and make sure you’re ready to go.”

11. [On the offensive unit since the Cleveland game] "I think we have had some younger players really step-up this year."

 

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Jester cognitive dissonance and lack of amusement:
Because Wes WekLer does, Exactly the same thing as Rex, and
Nobody cares,m, in fact EVERYONED LAFFFS!!!@!!!@!@:::

not a peep in the media about Wes Wussy's low class attack on Rex Ryan yesterday except to say how clever and funny he was.

Meanwhile Cro gets lambasted 24/7 for truthfully saying that Brady is an *********

 

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This really exists.
I would not fib.