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Who starts week 1? (Not who you want to start but who you think will start)

  • Cam Newton

    Votes: 70 62.5%
  • Mac Jones

    Votes: 19 17.0%
  • Ray Lewis definitely murdered a man

    Votes: 23 20.5%

  • Total voters
    112

Clonamery

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The next 2 weeks are going to be a tale of two extreme emotions for me.

On one hand, I am so excited about the potential of this team, in particular the running game and pass rush. I so badly want Man-teats Mac to start from day 1. He looks like a real QB. I would not get mad at the inevitable rookie moments (go check out some of Brady's 2001 games for perspective), but watching him grow with a strong OL and D around him would be awesome. No Viagra needed!

But if Cam starts, just play The Price is Right lose-the-game sound to show my disappearing excitement. Wah-wah-wah. I thought watching Philip Rivers' throwing motion was cringy. At least Rivers could read a defense.

And I know Cam is starting. That same delusional part of my brain that thinks I am going to win the lottery when I buy a ticket still holds out hope that Belichick is going to cut Cam and let it ride with the rookie. As long as I am dreaming, I could become a porn star some day too, I suppose.
You're really going to be down when you find out Cam has been dancing on your winning lottery ticket at practice. But do hold out hope for the pornstar thing, there's gotta be a dingleberry fetish channel somewhere.
 

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You're really going to be down when you find out Cam has been dancing on your winning lottery ticket at practice. But do hold out hope for the pornstar thing, there's gotta be a dingleberry fetish channel somewhere.

Despite being saddled with this unfortunate name, that is one of the fetishes I have never perused. Kind of afraid to hit search on that.

Despite never being ashamed appearing in my birthday suit, I am honest enough to say I lack the, umm, how to put it? You know how Ivy League schools have a minimum SAT requirement for admittance? I don't think I would make the cut.

I'll just have to be content with my Ozzie and Harriet life.
 

Clonamery

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Despite being saddled with this unfortunate name, that is one of the fetishes I have never perused. Kind of afraid to hit search on that.

Despite never being ashamed appearing in my birthday suit, I am honest enough to say I lack the, umm, how to put it? You know how Ivy League schools have a minimum SAT requirement for admittance? I don't think I would make the cut.

I'll just have to be content with my Ozzie and Harriet life.
You’re way too funny for Ozzie & Harriet.
 

PScottman

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Cam will start but with a short leash.
I remain unconvinced.

I think it will take a losing streak with easily "Cam-centric" reasons (such as the Buffalo fumble).

I hope I'm dead wrong, and even if I'm not will still continue to root for success for this team.
 

Rob0729

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I didn't vote in this thread, but I would have voted for Newton. I didn't think there was a chance in hell that Jones would start in two weeks. But I was wrong. but I am glad I was wrong.
 

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