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Driving into work today, driving the car without sirius, I was listening to Matty in the morning and he had some Playboy Golf girl who said Gronk was at the mansion..

Immediately the morning crew said he was going to burn himself out with all these "porn" things..

I started laughing.. how does a 20 something year old burn himself out of porn.. to funny
 
OTAs are right around the corner. I doubt he will be do that though.
 
Driving into work today, driving the car without sirius, I was listening to Matty in the morning and he had some Playboy Golf girl who said Gronk was at the mansion..

Immediately the morning crew said he was going to burn himself out with all these "porn" things..

I started laughing.. how does a 20 something year old burn himself out of porn.. to funny

He could well suffer from "loss of essential bodily fluids"
 
Driving into work today, driving the car without sirius, I was listening to Matty in the morning and he had some Playboy Golf girl who said Gronk was at the mansion..

Immediately the morning crew said he was going to burn himself out with all these "porn" things..

I started laughing.. how does a 20 something year old burn himself out of porn.. to funny

He could well suffer from being "robbed of essential bodily fluids"
 
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People should re-read this thread from the beginning, it's great.

GET GRONKED
 

I know this is old, but it kills me. :rocker:

Do you know who I am? I am the Gronkowski, B!tch!
 
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Or you can wear one of my designs that is being sold at GronkNation (sorry for the cheap plug)

 
We need to see a Titan getting Gronk'd. Come on you photo-shop guys.
 
We need to see a Titan getting Gronk'd. Come on you photo-shop guys.

FWIW, nobody truly got GRONKED in the passing game, but GRONK did clown a lot of defenders in the running game.
 
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FWIW, nobody truly got GRONKED in the passing game, but GRONK did clown a lot of defenders in the running game.


His TD was over Babineaux. I'd consider him Gronk'd.
 
I don't like Gronk, I prefer Ben Watson. Gronk makes football looks like a video game. While with Ben, you have to worry first if he will get up with the ball or it will somehow go through his legs while he is catching, falling, sitting or some **** like whatever he used to pull. I miss the dread.
 
I don't like Gronk, I prefer Ben Watson. Gronk makes football looks like a video game. While with Ben, you have to worry first if he will get up with the ball or it will somehow go through his legs while he is catching, falling, sitting or some **** like whatever he used to pull. I miss the dread.

And the speed. You gonna tell me that Gronk could chase down a prime Champ Bailey? Hell no. Other than being a superb receiver and blocker at the position i'm not that impressed.
 

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