Ode to Favre

[Frezo]

Oh ancient player of famous name
We ask for one more awesome game
Oh how we'll love you, we really will
If the smelly fish you'll kindly kill
We hate the Jets, you've heard the rants
But you are different, you wear the pants
Go to Cotchery go to Coles
Start the cameras we've got moles
Our gift to you a reel of tape
Study it well and ignore the date
Turn this knob and in his helmet
Chad won't hear Henning tell it
Our gift to you for Mangini
A pair of vice grips for his weeny
Without this chump you'll have a chance
To beat the Phins in this last dance
So man of old and beard of gray
Play your best this Wintry day
And give the Pats this final gasp
To tell the Jets to kiss our a**

Sincerely
The Pats Front Office

 

[letekro]

Nicely done. Is that an ode, or a sonnet?

 

[Connecticut]

Hahaha

"So man of old and beard of gray
Play your best this Wintry day"

Favorite part.

 

[ALP]

last two lines are my fav...

 

[Gwedd]

heh.. well played, old man. Well played. :singing:

 

[T-ShirtDynasty]

Had me smiling from the first line... "Oh ancient player of famous name" lol.