O/T: Bob Kraft buys Palm Beach penthouse

[TBR]

$23 Million for an apartment is hilariously dumb whether it's 5k sq feet or not.

 

[DarrylS]

Put me in the category of who gives an f.. what Mr. Kraft does with his money, it's his business, his choice and his legacy.
What is interesting is that I have never seen his new wife with him at a Pat's game.. my guess is he has a pretty solid pre-nup.

 

[1960Pats]

Put me in the category of who gives an f.. what Mr. Kraft does with his money, it's his business, his choice and his legacy.
What is interesting is that I have never seen his new wife with him at a Pat's game.. my guess is he has a pretty solid pre-nup.

The only way I'd care what Kraft does with his money is if it made a difference to the team on the field.

BTW, I'm still recovering from my laughing fit over @PATSYLICIOUS palm joke. It's great to start off the day with a good laugh.

 

[goheels22002]

There's a lot of money being wasted.

He bought it for Matt Patricia and Joe Judge as a retirement present with a note that read, "Enjoy the ocean view and don't miss the underwater Pilates classes, men. Love Bob, Jonathan, Bill and Mac"

Florida in 2050

 

[Kontradiction]

He bought it for Matt Patricia and Joe Judge as a retirement present with a note that read, "Enjoy the ocean view and don't miss the underwater Pilates classes, men. Love Bob, Jonathan, Bill and Mac"

Florida in 2050
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Florida has supposed to have been underwater for about 50 years now.

 

[goheels22002]

Florida has supposed to have been underwater for about 50 years now.

Would you like your Mojito straight up or on the rocks, Coach Patricia?

 

[everlong]

23M for Bob is like a general Patriots fan spending 23K on a double wide. Hopefully he's smart enough to use this as his flop house for future tug jobs.

 

[Kontradiction]

Would you like your Mojito straight up or on the rocks, Coach Patricia?

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What an asinine question.

Tank Patricia would just chug the entire bottle.

 

[Steve102]

26 million dollars and no acreage. Not my idea of living.

Here's a spot for 19m. leaving 7m in his pocket.
Burnt Hollow Ranch

 

[Kontradiction]

26 million dollars and no acreage. Not my idea of living.

Here's a spot for 19m. leaving 7m in his pocket.
Burnt Hollow Ranch

 

[maust]

26 million dollars and no acreage. Not my idea of living.

Here's a spot for 19m. leaving 7m in his pocket.
Burnt Hollow Ranch

 

[n6249c]

26 million dollars and no acreage. Not my idea of living.

Here's a spot for 19m. leaving 7m in his pocket.
Burnt Hollow Ranch

Not exactly oceanfront. Yet.

 

[Sam Bam Cunningham]

I thought he already had a palm beach mansion. Does he really need this also?

 

[Sam Bam Cunningham]

A

 

[PP2]

110 Sunset Ave #E-4, Palm Beach, FL 33480 | MLS #22-1309 | Zillow

It's.... underwhelming..

but at least its within driving distance to the Orchid Spa.

 

[borg]

Florida has supposed to have been underwater for about 50 years now.

In the past 600 million years, S. Florida has been 120 ft under water 5 times and 120 ft above sea level 5 times.
If only the cavemen cared about climate change more and taxed the brontosaurus for their excessive flatulence.

Note: Current elevation 15 ft- 20 ft

 

[Bill Lee]

Hopefully this makes it easier the next time he is craving Chinese, he can order in.

Literally my first thought.

Thanks for typing it in and saving me the effort.

 

[TBR]

Will he invite the thousands & thousands of fans per week that get heckled at opposing stadiums? Or only token ones to push a narrative?

 

[h0c2000]

It's.... underwhelming..

but at least its within driving distance to the Orchid Spa.

So true, "Hey Dana! I'm going for a walk on the beach. It shouldn't take long." "Fire up the Bentley boys!"

 

[Jlaff]

There's a lot of money being wasted.

Man those condo fees. So close to being done with condos but it can become the difference between walking and having to drive to work.