NFL twitter got hijacked

[PatsWickedPissah]

In an unprecedented move Satan, The Lord of Darkness, refused delivery of the corpse and resurrected the SOB

 

[AtomicDawg]

In an unprecedented move Satan, The Lord of Darkness, refused delivery of the corpse and resurrected the SOB

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Epic
For the 1st time evah I'm thinking of becoming a Twit & subscribing to Twitter

 

[ChessToCheckers]

I'm hoping this rumor persists like last season's undefeated Panthers threads down on the Carolina board.

 

[ChessToCheckers]

So with Goodell dead, who is acting commissioner?

 

[Galeb]

So with Goodell dead, who is acting commissioner?

If the current trend continues:

 

[deters]

Darn, was hoping he really died the this gif would be perfect.

 

[Tony2046]

Best.Thread.Ever.

Almost.

 

[Ross12]

I stickied this thread for the time being because holy crap this is the best thread.

 

[1960Pats]

I heard that after Fraudger died he went up to try and gain entrance into heaven. As he was being interviewed he noticed that there were clocks on the wall behind St Peter with names of people on them. When Fraudger asked what the clocks represent he was told that every time that person screws up his clock moves ahead one hour.

Fraudger asked, "where's my clock?"

St Peter told him, "your clock is in the kitchen, "we use it as a fan."

 

[XLIX]

Roger Goodell ?@nflcommish 2h2 hours ago


Man, you leave the office for 1 day of golf w/ @JimKelly1212 & your own network kills you off. #harsh



The prick tweeted out his own response on his twitter with the above photo. Notice anything about it? I mean, seriously, the jack off just can't help himself. He is a parody of himself.

 

[The Gr8est]

After Roger Goodell died he was in heaven (I know I know, it's a story, work with me here) and God took him to the part of heaven where professional sports personnel spent eternity. They walked down the main road and Roger was seeing all kinds of grand mansions, as they passed each one God would point out whose it was; "this brand new one is for Mohammed Ali, that is Ted Williams' place, over there is Walter Payton...."

They turned a corner and Roger saw this magnificent mansion bigger than all of the rest. It was painted in blue and silver, had Pats Superbowl rings 1000 times their normal size on pedestals, there were images running on every available light colored surface, (doors, clouds, trees, etc.) , showing highlights of Tom Brady's career, and the door itself was a magnificent replica of Tom Brady's jersey using gems to display the colors.

God stood silently, admiring the mansion when Roger asked "Is that my mansion? Are you tweaking me because of some of the disagreements I had with Tom?"

God replied, "Oh heavens no, that mansion isn't for you, that's MY house."

"Now let me show you Tom Brady's mansion, you'll be living in the garden shed in the back yard."

 

[AtomicDawg]

Cannot wait for the Ted Wells 257 page report with quotes from experts on how the NFL decided on a password for the Twitter account.

 

[Ross12]

Okay I'm un-sticky-ing this thread because it's unfair to the thread about the guy who got a pic of himself flipping Goodell off and we can't sticky both.

Solid work today @fnordcircle you get a gold star.

 

[Clonamery]

Roger Goodell ?@nflcommish 2h2 hours ago


Man, you leave the office for 1 day of golf w/ @JimKelly1212 & your own network kills you off. #harsh



The prick tweeted out his own response on his twitter with the above photo. Notice anything about it? I mean, seriously, the jack off just can't help himself. He is a parody of himself.

Why is Goodell wearing women's yoga tights?

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

Diamond Head!!

 

[AtomicDawg]

Why is Goodell wearing women's yoga tights?

Protection for his vag?

 

[AtomicDawg]

Okay I'm un-sticky-ing this thread because it's unfair to the thread about the guy who got a pic of himself flipping Goodell off and we can't sticky both.

Solid work today @fnordcircle you get a gold star.

Hey! I thought my contributions were pretty good too. I had to stifle my laughter at work while reading all the Tweets and posting them here. Got crazy looks.

 

[Koma]

Roger Goodell ?@nflcommish 2h2 hours ago


Man, you leave the office for 1 day of golf w/ @JimKelly1212 & your own network kills you off. #harsh



The prick tweeted out his own response on his twitter with the above photo. Notice anything about it? I mean, seriously, the jack off just can't help himself. He is a parody of himself.

No wonder that tool says "integrity" so much. It's literally on the door of his office.

I have to give my wife credit for this, but the hacker could have done better than a death announcement for Goodell. They should have tweeted out the Goodell was indicted on federal corruption charges. I'd like to see the smug jerk try and laugh that off.

 

[Ross12]

Hey! I thought my contributions were pretty good too. I had to stifle my laughter at work while reading all the Tweets and posting them here. Got crazy looks.

You definitely get a big assist!