Guys I'm SO afraid of Baltimore. Remember when they beat us a couple years ago in the AFCCG? Just look at these key stats:
-Back then we had a formidable secondary with top tier guys like Kyle Arrington, now our starting CB is some scrub named Darrelle Revis
-Our #1 receiving threat is Rob Gronkowski who didnt even play in that game, he must've been 3rd string or something, now he's our top guy? We're f***ed
-It came down to a last second controversial field goal, which IMO is a slaughter. If I'm BB I'm probably ****ting myself just thinking about that beat down he took
-Speaking of BB he touched a ref in a non-consensual manner that evening, and like an elephant, they never forget. Look how the refs are treating #1 roofie man in the NFL Ben Roethlisberger right now?? Think of how bad BB will get it!
-A football mystically attached itself to Suggs' loins tonight, if that isn't a sign from a higher power then I don't know what is
Based on this evidence I have concluded that we are utterly boned. I'm gonna start looking at the draft. Who's gonna go in the mid 20s you think guys?