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Shamlock's Divisional Round Power Efficiency Rankings




Not a bad week for me power rankings, lads. A tidy 5-1—sure, that'll have ya kissin' the Blarney Stone or even Fat Mary at the end of the bar, who somehow slenders up with every pint you down.

Now, about them damn Bolts from Los Angeles… Jaysus, they went and pissed in me cheerios, didn’t they? Still, can’t be too mad, considerin’ me rankings are climbin' to the 70's.

Sláinte to keepin’ it rollin’—and to Mary, I suppose!



Here are this week’s power rankings, lads. For those payin’ close attention, you might notice the efficiency ratings look a bit lower than usual. Don’t be fooled into thinkin’ these teams are all suddenly brilliant on the field.

The reason’s simple—there are only 8 teams left in the rankings. That means the worst possible rating a team could have is 8.0, which basically says they’re dead last in every feckin’ category. So, while the numbers might look a bit rosier, it doesn’t mean the football’s any prettier.

Now, on to the rankings. Let’s see how this lot stacks up!


 
Divisional Round Playoff Predictions

Divisional round football. Really hoping for some good competitive games this week. But the Picker doesn't really have that in mind for a couple of them as you will see below. Some big spreads this week Detroit double digit favorites over Washington and the Chiefs 8.5 point favorites over the Texans. The picker really likes Baltimore up in frigid Buffalo. I will point out that the Ravens play, according to the picker is in that 7-point sweet spot that is doing very well this season at 9-2.



Saturday Divisional Round Football

Houston @ Kansas City

The Texans head to Kansas City in a matchup that seems lopsided on paper. Over the past month, Houston’s offense has been stuck in neutral, managing just 14.67 points per game while allowing 24 on defense. Combine that with their lackluster red zone efficiency (49.1%) against a Chiefs defense that’s allowing scores on just 51.9% of red zone trips, and it’s hard to imagine Houston keeping up in this one.

Kansas City’s offense, meanwhile, has been steady, averaging 24 points per game with 343.25 yards of offense over the past month. Their 5.1 yards per play on offense matches Houston’s mark, but the Chiefs’ defense has been the real separator, holding opponents to just 307.25 yards and 13.25 points per game. Kansas City’s ability to limit damage in the red zone and force opponents into long third downs has been key to their recent success.

Houston’s chances look even slimmer given their injuries. With a receiving corps struggling to get separation, the Texans may need a Herculean effort from their defense to keep this one close. I would be a miss if I didn't note that Joe Mixon missed Thursday's practice due to an ankle injury, that is something to keep an eye on leading up to the game. Kansas City is playing at home, and with Arrowhead’s notorious noise advantage, the Texans are facing an uphill battle to avoid a blowout. 8.5 Points is a lot to lay in a divisional round, but this Texans team, despite scoring 32 points they struggled moving the ball for large chunks of the game versus the Chargers. Then add in the balmy 22 degree weather forecast for Kansas City on Saturday has me rolling with the chalk in this one.

Washington @ Detroit
The Commanders head to Detroit in a matchup that promises fireworks, given the high-scoring tendencies of both teams. Over the past month, Washington has been surprisingly efficient on offense, putting up 29.67 points per game and averaging 349.67 yards. Their yards per play efficiency sits at a respectable 5.7, but the defense has struggled to match that output, allowing 25.33 points per game and giving up 351 yards on average. Allowing a middle of the road (Playoff Teams) average of 5.4 yards per play, but with a suspect red zone defense allowing touchdowns on 60.4% of trips, keeping Detroit off the scoreboard will be a tall order.

The Lions, on the other hand, have been an offensive juggernaut, leading the league over the past month with 36.75 points per game and an eye-popping 457.25 yards of offense per contest. They’re converting an impressive 69.4% of their red zone trips into touchdowns and averaging 6.2 yards per play. Defensively, they’re giving up 27 points per game and 419.50 yards, which raises questions about whether they can consistently hold Washington's offense in check. But with their red zone defense allowing touchdowns just 50.9% of the time, Detroit may have enough to keep the Commanders at bay.

Both teams boast high-powered offenses, but Detroit’s edge lies in its ability to finish drives and protect home turf. While the Commanders have shown resilience, they’ll need to play a near-perfect game to keep pace. The Lions look poised to outlast Washington in a shootout, but if the Commanders can exploit Detroit’s shaky defensive yardage numbers, this one could get interesting late. I like the 10 points here and albeit a high 55 points for the over, but I think it hits. Both team's offenses are aggressive on 4th downs which should lead to several extended drives resulting in some bonus points.

Sunday Divisional Round Playoff Football

Los Angeles @ Philadelphia

The Rams head to Philadelphia to take on the Eagles in a clash where both teams' strengths—and weaknesses—will be tested. Over the past month, the Rams have averaged just 19 points per game and 300.67 yards of offense, struggling to finish drives with a red zone efficiency of only 52.4%. Defensively, though, they’ve been better, allowing just 16 points per game. However, giving up 351 yards per game could spell trouble against a Philadelphia team firing on all cylinders offensively.

The Eagles, meanwhile, have been a buzzsaw. Averaging 33.67 points per game over the last four weeks, they’ve also been holding opponents to just 18.67 points per contest. Their 57.4% red zone efficiency offensively is solid, and their defense allows only 266.33 yards per game, anchored by a dominant front seven that could feast on a Rams offensive line giving up pressure consistently. Philadelphia’s edge in yards per play (5.6 vs. 5.4) and defensive efficiency could be the deciding factor in this one.

For the Rams to stay competitive, they’ll need to win the battle in the trenches and figure out a way to finish drives—something they’ve struggled with recently. Overcome the historical struggles of teams traveling West to East and cold snowy conditions being called for on Sunday (34 and Snow) The Eagles, on the other hand, look primed to continue their offensive dominance and keep the pressure on an inconsistent Rams attack. Especially on the ground. Unless Los Angeles finds some magic, this game looks like another comfortable win for Philadelphia.

Baltimore @ Buffalo
The Ravens head to Buffalo for what should be the game of the week. With temperature's in the low teens with blistering lake effect snow in the forecast. This will be a true test for Lamar, IMO. I am still skeptical of playoff Lamar and this weather does nothing to subside any of my concerns. However, Baltimore’s offense has been electric over the past month, averaging 33.33 points per game on 429 yards, with a dominant 74.2% red zone efficiency. This is along with an insane 6.8 yards per play. For reference the league average tends to hover around the mid fives and no team has ever finished with a 7.0 or higher season average. Meanwhile, the defense has been lights out, allowing a stingy 9.67 points per game and just 252 yards per contest. With that kind of balance, the Ravens look poised to challenge a Bills team that has been shaky on defense lately.

Buffalo’s offense isn’t the issue—they’re averaging 37.33 points and 410.33 yards per game over the last four weeks. However, the defense has given up 25.67 points per game and nearly 400 yards, including struggles in the red zone where they’ve allowed opponents to score 57.4% of the time. Against a Ravens team firing on all cylinders, those defensive lapses could be the difference, especially if Baltimore continues to excel in limiting big plays and forcing field goals instead of touchdowns.

The Bills will need their defense to step up, particularly against a Ravens rushing attack that’s been carving teams apart. With the spread sitting at just -1, Vegas thinks this a true toss-up. But if Buffalo’s defense can’t figure things out, Baltimore might just roll into Orchard Park and walk out with a statement win. I lean Buffalo here because of the Lamar factor and the weather. I know Lamar has looked light years better in the pocket this season and factoring in Henry's presence, I still feel like this is Buffalo's game to lose. I am also aware of the beat down Buffalo sustained in Baltimore earlier in the season. Still lean Buffalo and I kind of really like the under here. This is the type of game where a veteran team (Buffalo) struggling a bit on one side steps up and plays to the moment and given how Baltimore's defense has simply been lights out for the past 7-8 weeks to me at least, screams under.


 
Shamlock of Divisional Round Weekend





Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week! (7-4)
Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Week 15: Tampa +3 Cheers
Week 16: Houston +3.5 ********!
Week 17: Dallas/Philly Over 41.5 Cheers
Week 18: GB -10 Boo

Wild Card: Buffalo -7.5 Cheers
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains
Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!
Olive Branches: 0-3 KC +10.5 Freshman team sucks



Ah, lads, what did I tell ya? Them Buffalos came stampedin’ through and trampled the poor Donkeys right into the snowy ground, just as predicted! -7.5? Sure, they cleared that with room to spare, didn’t they?


It was a right clinic out there, with the Buffalos gallopin’ closer to Voodoo City with their heads held high. And those Donkeys? Jaysus, they should’ve stayed home and saved themselves the embarrassment—and the bruises from the flyin’ bildos!

Another Shamlock in the books, lads. Sláinte to us and the growin’ pot o’ gold!

Divisional Round Shamlock!

The Bulls of Houston are trottin’ into the crisp cold of Kansas City, hopin’ to dodge the slaughterhouse, but let’s be honest, lads—that Walrus on the sidelines is a proper ball-buster after a bye week.

The natives’ll be restless, so they will, corrallin’ the herd and keepin’ ’em outta the end zone as best they can. Sure, the natives’ll find a way to score a few times, but points’ll be as rare as a chicken nuggy in the Walrus’ presence—a proper premium, they will be.


I reckon this one stays low. Keep it tidy, lads—Hou/KC Under 42.5 is the play.
Sláinte to the grind!
 
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Divisional Round Playoff Results

A solid 3 win week for the picker in the divisional round. It lost the one game I expected it to (Baltimore ATS). It is making a last ditch effort to make its over/under respectable, the best it can do is one game below 500. Happy with its results. I have run the numbers for this week and will post the results a little later in the week. I like to watch the line movement a bit before locking in the picks for the week.


 
Shamlock's Championship Sunday Power Efficiency Rankings




****e, lads. The first non-winning week for me power rankings—what a feckin’ gut punch! And the culprit? Jarred feckin’ Goff. And Lamar? Well, he’s Lamar, isn’t he? Hard to be too rough on him when you expect the man to **** it up anyway.

Still, not a losing week, but Jaysus, it’s not what we’re after either. And wouldn’t you know it? That cheeky little 69 strikes again.



Lads, we’ve reached Championship Sunday—the best of the best squarin’ off for a shot at the big dance. These rankings are as tight as a leprechaun’s grip on his last gold coin, and the stakes couldn’t be higher. So, without further ado, here’s how the final four stack up this week



1. The Bison from Buffalo
The herd’s stampedin’ strong, lads. With Josh Allen leadin’ the charge, they’ve been flattenin’ everything in their path. Tough, relentless, and lookin’ like they’ve got their eyes locked on the big prize.
2. The Birds from Philly
Flyin’ high, so they are, and showin’ no signs of slowin’ down. They’ve got the firepower to light up a scoreboard and the defense to keep the other lads honest. A proper contender, make no mistake.
3. The Swifties from that City that is NOT in Kansas
Ah, Cowtown’s finest. Mahomes might be floppin' around, but this lot knows how to scrap when the chips are down. The Walrus has a few tricks up his sleeve, no doubt about it.
4. The Football Team from Washington
The underdogs of the lot, but sure, every pack needs a scrapper, don’t they? They’ve shown grit to get this far, but they’ll need to dig deep to keep up with this crowd.

And there ya have it—this week’s Championship Sunday Power Rankings! The final step to the big dance awaits, so grab a pint, settle in, and let’s see who marches on. Sláinte!
 

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Championship Sunday Predictions

Only two weeks of football left until the dark days of winter suck all the joy out of our lives absent football. Plenty to say in the writeups this week. So here is the spread difference record.


Neither game is in a high confidence bracket. But would be nice to close out the playoffs at 9-4, so pulling for two wins ATS this week. I feel good about its chances. And let's not forget the over under record. With three covers the model will finish one game below 500%.

And now the predictions:

NFC Championship Game

Two division rivals will battle it out in the City of Brotherly Love, er… we’ll just go with Philadelphia, which gets to host the NFC Championship game thanks to the Commanders defeating the Lions last week. The two previous meetings were both competitive games that went late into the fourth quarter before being decided. In Week 11, Barkley rushed for 146 yards and two fourth-quarter touchdowns, with his second touchdown putting the game away with four minutes left. The second meeting saw the Commanders stage a great comeback. Down two scores going into the fourth quarter, Washington punched it in three times to win 36-33. However, that was with Kenny Pickett at the helm for the majority of the game. I still think this rubber match is shaping up to be a good one.

Barkley—this essentially comes down to him. He rushed for 150 yards (5.6 YPC) and 146 yards (6.0 YPC) with two touchdowns, respectively, in the two games against the Commanders. Washington isn’t just struggling against the Eagles; they’ve struggled to stop the run all year, ranking 30th in rush defense. That doesn’t bode well against the Eagles' second-ranked rushing offense in the league.

Two great forces collide. The Eagles' defense has been spectacular, leading the league in both total defense and scoring (including the playoffs). Washington, on the other hand, leads the NFL in scoring this season, averaging 30.25 PPG over their past four games. However, their defense has allowed 23.5 PPG over that same span.

I think the Eagles will do some self-scouting this week, which will lead them back to the formula that slowed Daniels and Washington’s offense down in Week 11. According to NFL Insights, the Eagles stayed disciplined, blitzing only five times and limiting Daniels to 18 yards on seven carries. In the second matchup, Washington went empty on 22.2% of their snaps, averaging 11.7 yards per play. This was a stark contrast to Week 11, where they averaged just 1.8 yards per play in the same scenario.

Both teams enter the game with a +6 turnover differential. It’s hard to quantify the impact of turnovers in the second game, as Washington turned it over five times while Philly turned it over twice. Looking back at the first matchup, Philadelphia won with the lone turnover being a Daniels interception, which led to a 39-yard touchdown run two plays later. In the second game, Hurts went out early. I lean toward Philly winning that game handily if Hurts had been healthy and they’d been gifted five turnovers.

Neither team has turned the ball over in the postseason, but it’s tough not to believe that whichever team wins the turnover battle in this game punches their ticket to New Orleans. But...what sways me in this one is history. There is just way too much of it against Washington, its too much for me to be able to take a road team in a championship game with a rookie QB. I think history prevails, the Eagles play the cleaner game and represent the NFC in the Super Bowl on February 9th. I am struggling a bit with taking Washington and the points, but I do think it's the play in this one. I am not as confident in the over as the picker is, but I do lean over. The weather definitely favors scoring with the forecast calling for clear and low 40's at kickoff.


AFC Championship Game

The Bills and Chiefs are set to clash in the AFC Championship game, a showdown between two of the league's most electric quarterbacks, Josh Allen and Patrick Mahomes. While Buffalo has had the upper hand in the regular season, winning four straight matchups since 2021, Kansas City owns the postseason, with three consecutive playoff victories over the Bills, including last year’s nail-biting 27-24 divisional round win. This rubber match sets the stage for what promises to be another instant classic.

Buffalo got the better of Kansas City in Week 11, winning 30-21 at home in a game that saw the Chiefs commit two turnovers to the Bills’ one. The Chiefs were limited to just three explosive plays in that game, tying their lowest total since 2018. Despite their struggles to hit big plays, Kansas City’s efficiency shone through, finishing the season ranked 10th in offensive success rate (46.2%). However, their inability to generate chunk plays (ranking 31st in explosive play rate at 10.6%) continues to linger, and it was a factor in their Week 11 loss.

For the Bills, Khalil Shakir has emerged as a star this postseason, accounting for 33.3% of Buffalo’s receptions— the highest team share by a player in the playoffs since Travis Kelce in 2022. Speaking of Kelce, Buffalo held him to just two receptions for eight yards on four targets in Week 11, his fourth-fewest receiving yards in a game since 2016. Mahomes did not target Kelce in the red zone in that matchup, a rarity that the Chiefs will need to address if they hope to take full advantage of Buffalo’s 22nd-ranked pass defense.

Kansas City’s offensive line remains a concern. Since Week 15, left guard Joe Thuney has been filling in at left tackle, allowing an 11.3% pressure rate across 159 pass-blocking snaps. Meanwhile, Mike Caliendo, stepping in at left guard, has allowed an 11.9% pressure rate, including a team-high seven pressures against Houston last week. The Bills’ pass rush, while not elite, will look to exploit this weakness, as limiting Mahomes' time in the pocket could be the key to slowing Kansas City’s offense.

The Bills’ fourth-ranked rushing offense will once again try to outrun Kansas City’s 10th-ranked rushing defense. Buffalo ran for 104 yards and three touchdowns in Week 11, controlling the tempo with over 34 minutes of possession. If Buffalo can replicate that performance and keep Mahomes off the field, it could be a long night for Kansas City. However, the Chiefs’ defense, which allowed just 12.5 points per game over the last month, will look to force Allen into mistakes like the interception he threw in their previous meeting, one of only six on the season.

The Chiefs are slight home favorites (-2) with an over/under of 47.5. My personal advice, up until now, has been to never bet against Mahomes in the playoffs. But the Bills' ability to dictate pace with their run game and Shakir’s performance in the passing game this post-season gives them an edge. Ultimately, this comes down to execution in the red zone, and Buffalo’s 2nd best 68.4% red zone conversion rate could be the difference. I am going against Mahomes in this one taking the points (just to make myself feel better about the bet) and I think Buffalo heads to New Orleans to take on the Eagles. I also agree the over should hit especially if the current forecast holds for Sunday (partly cloudy in the mid to low 20's at kickoff).


 
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Shamlock of Championship Sunday



Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week! (8-4)
Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Week 15: Tampa +3 Cheers
Week 16: Houston +3.5 ********!
Week 17: Dallas/Philly Over 41.5 Cheers
Week 18: GB -10 Boo
Wild Card: Buffalo -7.5 Cheers
Divisional: Hou/KC Under 42.5 Cheers
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains
Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!
Olive Branches: 0-3 KC +10.5 Freshman team sucks



What did I tell ya? Them Bulls from Houston trotted into the crisp cold of Kansas City, and sure enough, they were corralled and kept far from the end zone, just as predicted. The Walrus worked his magic, and the natives were stingy as ever, makin’ points as rare as a chicken nugget in the big man’s hands.

Under 42.5? Never in doubt, lads. A proper tidy call, and the Shamlock delivers once again!

Sláinte to us, and here’s to keepin’ the pot o’ gold growin’!

Championship Sunday Shamlock:

The herd of Bison will be strollin’ outta Buffalo and into Cowtown, hopin’ to avoid becomin’ the Natives’ main course. But let’s be honest, lads—the intensity of the hunt will only fire up a proper stampede.

Expect these two to be chargin’ up and down the field like mad beasts, showin’ no mercy to the poor fecker runnin’ the scoreboard. He’ll be workin’ harder than a barman on St. Paddy’s Day!

Buffalo/KC Over 47.5 is the play, lads. Points’ll be flyin’ like arrows and hoofs, so buckle in and enjoy the madness.

Sláinte!
 
Championship Sunday Results

Well, that was a Debby downer from lots of angles. We get to see Mahomes in the SB again. I'm disappointed in myself for breaking my biggest rule and betting against Mahomes in a playoff game. The picker lost both games ATS, it did go 2-0 on the totals but overall, a disappointing weekend.

A couple of quick notes model 2 will either finish at 53 (with a loss in the SB) or 54% (with a win in the SB). I can't say I am unhappy with that. With a win on the total it will finish at 49.7%, that would be quite the comeback for the picker in that area.

Unfortunately, the Picker didn't go on an epic run like it did last playoffs, last year it was 10-3 on the line. This year it currently sits at 6-6.


 
Shamlock's Super Sunday Power Efficiency Rankings




Here we are lads - the last great Sunday until September. The grandest day of the year, full of joy, pageantry, and reckless gambling. But let’s not ignore the grim reality settin’ in - after tonight, we enter months of Sunday darkness.

Gone are the days of tellin’ the missus to feck off ‘cause you’re busy analyzin’ that 23-leg parlay that definitely wasn’t losin’ this time. No more bailin’ on chores with the excuse of “big game implications”. Nah, instead, you’re stuck talkin’ to the wife, spendin’ time with the kids, or worse -takin’ an interest in their feckin’ hobbies.

Now, I don’t mean to be a Debbie Downer on Super Sunday, just gettin’ ahead of meself. So let’s focus on the bright side, eh? Patrick Mahomes is playin’ in the Super Bowl! …HeHe. Too soon?





1-1 last week, lads, and just like that, we tumble outta the 70s and land right back at old trusty 69. Seems no matter what I do, I can’t stay away from it for too long. Win or lose, looks like we’re destined to finish right there - fate’s got a sense of humor, so it does.

Well, no time for lamentin’. Let’s get down to business—here’s how the two teams stack up against each other this week




Here we feckin’ go, lads - the Birds of Philly squarin’ off against the Swifties from the City That is NOT in Kansas. A matchup fit for a Super Bowl… or a poorly planned country music festival. Will the Birds come in swingin’ like a South Philly bouncer at last call, or will the Swifties, fueled by their beloved pop princess, glide their way to yet another love story ending?

One thing’s for certain - this one’s got all the makings of a feckin’ spectacle. The Birds are tough as nails, meaner than a cheesesteak fight in a Wawa parking lot. The Swifties? Somehow both battle-tested and wrapped in a protective PR bubble, led by a QB who plays better than any ex she’s ever written a song about.


Rankings be damned, lads - expect drama, expect fireworks, and expect at least one unnecessary cutaway to a luxury box.
 
Championship Sunday Predictions

This is make or break for the picker this week and its playoff record. Coming in at 6-6 ATS in the playoffs is not what we are looking for here especially after the epic run the original picker (lord rest its soul) had last year in the playoffs. Super Sunday is upon us, and the picker has emerged, not unscathed, from the basement lab with its prediction. But first the writeup.


No writeup at this time. Apologies been a long week at work. I may get to it before Sunday, but not sure. But here is the pick.






 
Shamlock of Super Sunday




Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week! (9-4)
Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Week 15: Tampa +3 Cheers
Week 16: Houston +3.5 ********!
Week 17: Dallas/Philly Over 41.5 Cheers
Week 18: GB -10 Boo
Wild Card: Buffalo -7.5 Cheers
Divisional: Hou/KC Under 42.5 Cheers
Championship: KC/BUF Over 47.5 Cheers
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains
Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!
Olive Branches: 0-3 KC +10.5 Freshman team sucks

Another Shamlock Cashes!
What did I feckin’ tell ya, lads? The Shamlock delivers again! Like clockwork, the herd of Bison stormed into Cowtown, and just as expected, the scoreboard operator got no mercy. Points flew faster than an arrow in a tribal skirmish, and the Over 47.5 cashed as sweetly as a fresh pint at last call.

Buffalo and KC turned the field into a proper stampede, tradin’ blows and runnin’ up the tally just as predicted. If you weren’t countin’ your winnings by halftime, you must’ve been too deep in the sauce to check.

Sláinte to another Shamlock in the bag, lads! Let’s keep this feckin’ pot o’ gold growin’!


Ah, would ya look at that? The Shamlock record lands right on 69%, same as the power rankings. At this point, I’m not even tryin’ - it just keeps followin’ me around like a stage-five clinger. Win, lose, or draw, seems like fate’s decided I’m stayin’ right here, like a drunk lad refusin’ to leave the pub after last call.

Sure, I could aim for 70%, but why mess with perfection?

Ah, feck that, lads - we ain’t sittin’ at 69% just for the laugh. We’re here to cash another one and push this record where it belongs - higher and heavier on the bookies' backs.

Nice as 69 is, I’d rather be stackin’ gold than gigglin’ like a schoolboy. So, let’s get on with it and land another feckin’ winner. No more flirtin’ with fate - it’s time to feckin’ cash!


History’s got plenty to say about this one!
Back in Super Bowl I, they didn’t even bother postin’ a line - probably ‘cause the bookies were too busy arguin’ whether this newfangled “Super Bowl” was just a glorified exhibition match. Turns out, it stuck. The underdog has hit 48 feckin’ times, while favorites have cashed only 7, with 2 pushes. That’s a proper underdog’s dream, so it is.

And what about points, eh? The over has hit 29 times, but here’s where it gets fun - the Chiefs have been in 4 Super Bowls lately, and the under has hit in 3 of ‘em. The only one that went over? Against these very Eagles. A bit of déjà vu, maybe?

Shamlock of Super Sunday
Alright, lads, time to cash another one! The Birds from Philly and the Swifties from the City That is NOT in Kansas are set to put on a show, and I don’t see any feckin’ way this doesn’t turn into a proper fireworks display.

Philly’s got the firepower, tough as nails and meaner than a Philly cab driver in rush hour. The Swifties? Well, they’ve got Mahomes, Kelce, and an entire pop fandom willing to manifest points into existence. And let’s not forget - the only Chiefs Super Bowl that hit the over was against these very Birds.

Expect a track meet, lads - big plays, blown coverages, and enough touchdowns to keep the scoreboard lad sweatin’. Over 48.5 is the play.

Let’s feckin’ cash it! Sláinte!

Birds vs. Swifties Over 48.5
 
Super Sunday Results
My apologies for not having a writeup for the Super Bowl. As I mentioned life got in the way on that one. However, the Picker did come through with wins all around so hopefully that brought you some comfort (able winnings).

I cannot say that was how many of us envisioned the game playing out, but for us, followers of the picker - it does not matter. Was not the best post season for the picker ATS as it went 7-6, however it did have a hell of a run on the totals going 9-4, 7-0 post Wild Card weekend and bringing its season total to a respectable 49.7%. Also, while pulling out a respectable 8-5 on the Moneyline.



 
Shamlock's Final Word for the 2024 Season



Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week! (10-4)
Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Week 15: Tampa +3 Cheers
Week 16: Houston +3.5 ********!
Week 17: Dallas/Philly Over 41.5 Cheers
Week 18: GB -10 Boo
Wild Card: Buffalo -7.5 Cheers
Divisional: Hou/KC Under 42.5 Cheers
Championship: KC/BUF Over 47.5 Cheers
Super Bowl: KC/Philly Over 48.5 Cheers
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains
Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!
Olive Branches: 0-3 KC +10.5 Freshman team sucks
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What a feckin’ season that was—plot twists, drama, and a grand ol’ laugh at the end. So much for all that ****e talk about the Refs bein’ in the Swifties’ pockets—turns out that theory aged about as well as milk left out in the sun.


Now, this was a season of firsts, especially for meself. Made me debut with Shamlock’s Picks, then rolled out the Efficiency Power Rankings, and wouldn’t ya know it? The final results speak for themselves—not too shabby at all.

And while this chapter closes, I don’t reckon it’s the last you’ll be hearin’ from me. Not to be droppin’ spoilers or nothin’, but ol’ Sport MGCOLBY might have a bit o’ news in the coming days or weeks. Stay tuned, lads.


But enough o’ that—let’s get to the final Power Rankings!

Power Efficiency Rankings
Lads, let’s take a moment to appreciate the **Efficiency Power Rankings—**the gift that kept on givin’ all feckin’ season! 11 winning weeks, 2 at an even 500, and not a single losing week to be found. A clean sheet, as they say—or at least as clean as you can get when dealin’ with the NFL’s weekly circus.

Now, to be fair, I did leave out Week 18, but let’s be honest—that was a pile of ****e. Half the teams couldn’t be arsed to try, and the rest were just there for the paycheck. No need to sully a perfect record with that nonsense.

Playoffs? Started with a feckin’ bang at 5-1, then two weekends of playin’ it even, but nailed the Super Bowl when it mattered most. And the reward? A proper 69% winning season. Fate? Destiny? Or just a cheeky nod from the gambling gods? Either way, I’m not complainin’.


101-45 for the season? I’d say these rankings are the feckin’ real deal. Pete Prisco who? That lad couldn’t power rank a pint of Guinness in a Dublin pub!


Shamlock of Super Sunday
Another Shamlock Cashes!
Ah, lads, we got there, but Jaysus, it wasn’t without a bit of sweat at the end. The Birds from Philly did their part, droppin’ a feckin’ 40-burger like they were handin’ out cheesesteaks on Broad Street. But the Swifties? Sure, they were strugglin’ to find the end zone like a drunk lad tryin’ to text his ex—until garbage time bailed ‘em out.

Now, if you’d told me before kickoff that Philly was gonna hang 40, I’d have thought this over was cashin’ by halftime and I’d be sittin’ back with a pint laughin’ me arse off. But no, we had to white-knuckle it to the finish, waitin’ on a few more points to trickle in before that sweet green checkmark hit.

In the end, though, Over 48.5 gets there, another Shamlock in the bag, as we pull the train into the station!
Sláinte, lads!


Shamlock's Shamlocks
Now to the real meat and potatoes—or the shepherd’s pie, if you will. And sure, even you non-Irish lads enjoy a good shepherd’s pie, don’t ya?

10-4 on the season. 71%. Can’t feckin’ go wrong with that, lads. Anyone walkin’ away from the year with a winning record in this game is smilin’, but up 5.6 units on just 14 plays? Well now, that’s not just a solid run-that’s a proper tickle of the balls.

And me? Feckin’ delighted! Couldn’t be happier with how it all played out. A hell of a season, a few sweats, a few laughs, and a whole lot of cashin’ tickets.
Sláinte, lads—
what a feckin’ ride! Onto next year!

 
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