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Week 15 Shamlock's Efficiency Rankings







Now, let’s start with the good news: for the fifth straight week, the higher-ranked team beat the lower-ranked team. That’s consistency, lads! The bad news? An 8-5 record isn’t exactly somethin’ to write home about, but hey, a winnin’ week is still a winnin’ week, right?

This Week’s Ladder Langers and Plungers

Ah, lads, I’ve got to admit—this week’s Ladder Langers and Plungers is a bit of a snooze fest. Mostly bottom dwellers shufflin’ about with one exception. But hey, let’s crack on, shall we?

To This Week’s Langers:

The Cattle Ranchers of Dallas – Rope their way up seven spots from 29 to 22, despite gettin’ Oruwariye’d on that blocked punt. Jerrah’s Boys, eh? Masters of snatchin’ defeat from the jaws of victory. Grand entertainment, though!

The Gold Diggers of the Bay – Jump five slots this week after a proper big game hunt against them defenseless teddies from Chicago. Sure, it’s like shootin’ fish in a barrel, but up they go.

The Little People of New York – Use the ladder to step up five spots as well, but only because five other teams managed to outdo them in sheer ineptitude. Jaysus, that’s no compliment!

This Week’s Plungers

The Red Birds of the Desert – Biggest plungers of the week, droppin’ nine spots after puttin’ on an embarrassin’ show of football at home. Looked more like pigeons than cardinals out there.

The Birds from Atlanta – Fallin’ outta the sky faster than Cousins can lob a pass straight to the wrong feckin’ team. Rough week for the feathered ones.

The Jets – Ah, the Jets. Still unable to take off, stuck on the landing strip like they’re a washed-up 90’s porn star. Someone get ‘em some feckin’ lift, will ya?

There ya have it, lads. Not the most excitin’ week for the rankings, but sometimes the circus takes a break before bringin’ the big show. Sláinte!


 

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Shamlock Week 15


Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week!

Record: 4-2

Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains

Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!

Ah, lads, what did I tell ya? The fish were swimmin’ free, the Dolphins dodged the tuna net, and them model airplanes? Jaysus, they crashed and burned just as predicted! Points flew faster than a leprechaun after last call, and the Over 45 cashed in nicely.
That’s the magic o’ the Shamlock, isn’t it? A fine call, a fattenin’ pot o’ gold, and smiles all ‘round. Sláinte to us, lads—let’s keep it rollin’!

Now to the week at hand lads! Them Pirates of the Bay of Tampa’ll be settin’ sail for the City of Angels, so they will, huntin’ for booty like the scallywags they are. Pillage and plunder’ll be the order o’ the day, and not even a bleedin’ lightning storm’ll slow ‘em down, mark me words.

Tampa Bay +3
Or if you’ve got the stones, take the feckin’ Money Line and see where the tide takes ya. Sure, fortune favours the bold, doesn’t it?
 
Week 15 Results

Looked like it may have been a 9 win week but no.. the goddamn BS in the Commanders game and then the Raiders...well doing Raider things. Anyway 7-9 is not what we are looking for but as far as losing weeks go, at least it wasn't another blowout. Still on track for model 2 to finish up around 53% for the season, and with some luck in its favor hitting the goal of 55%. I added a "Count Down to 55" to show how many wins are needed to hit each percentage. I'll update it each week.






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Week 16 Shamlock's Efficiency Rankings



Another double-digit week for the ER Rankings, lads—that’s 5 outta 7 now! Add to that 7 winning weeks pickin’ straight-up winners, and you’d have to say the formula’s holdin’ its own nicely.

That said, there’s a real head-scratcher in the mix this week, as you’ll see below. But overall? I’m chuffed with how the rankings are shapin’ up. Sure, there’s always room for a tweak or two, but we’re in a good spot.
Sláinte to keepin’ it rollin’!



To This Week’s Langers:
The Cattle Ranchers of Dallas:
Ah, these feckin’ heifers are relentless, aren’t they? ****tin’ all over me power rankings like it’s their God-given right. I mean, the rankings have been solid as a rock, but Jerrah’s boys just keep pissin’ in me bloody cheerios. Cheers, lads, appreciate it.

The Head Honchos from that City in Kansas: Now, there’s a bit o’ relief! Thank you for bringin’ some sanity back to the rankings. Jaysus, I’d be lost without you lot holdin’ the line.

The Pacifists from the City of Sin: Cellar dwellers movin’ about, despite their losin’ ways. Raidin’, are ya? Sure, what’s next? Nabbing biscuits from Grandma’s kitchen? Jaysus, lads, ye’d want to get yourselves sorted.

This Week’s Plungers:
The Cats from Motor City:
Ah, the mighty have fallen! They’ve lost their grip on the top spot and plunged twelve spots like a feckin’ Pinto with no brakes. Jaysus, lads, what happened out there?

The Bolts of Los Angeles (by way of San Diego): Another good team takin’ a tumble. The Plungers are lookin’ more like Langers this week—it’s like we’ve wandered into an alternate universe. Feck me, I think I need a stiff drink after this madness!

The Patsies of Foxboro: Or is it Foxborough? Who even knows, and more to the point, who feckin’ cares anymore? Unless, o’ course, you’re Christmas shopping and headin’ to Bass Pro Shop for some proper tackle—might find more fight there than on the field!

Sláinte to the madness, lads!

 
Week 16 Predictions

Note: Had an eventful week so running a bit behind on these. I will finish the writeups tomorrow. Hit a bit of a wall tonight.


Only three weeks left. Hard to believe the season has flown by so fast. It also means three weeks left of full slate football to bet on. Enjoy it folks. You'll be missing it in no time. As stated last week I included the record by spread differential.
Just a quick note, the sweet spot for the spread differential is 6+:
Model 1 at 6+ is 67%
Model 2 at 6+ is 66%


Head Scratchers
Texans @ Chiefs

The Texans head to Arrowhead to face the Chiefs as 3-point underdogs in a matchup that could be a sneaky thriller. Over the past month, Houston has been on a roll offensively, putting up 26 points per game (ppg) while allowing just 18.5 ppg. Their defense has been particularly strong in limiting big plays, holding opponents to 4.9 yards per play (YPP), and they’ve excelled in the red zone with a 54.2% touchdown rate allowed. For an offense that averages just 289.5 yards per game (ypg), Houston has found ways to be efficient, ranking among the league leaders with an 11.1 yards per point (YPPt).

Kansas City’s offense has shown flashes, averaging 22.25 ppg and 332.25 ypg over the past month. However, their red zone struggles stand out—they’ve converted just 50.9% of opportunities into touchdowns. Defensively, the Chiefs have been solid, giving up only 17 ppg, but their 5.2 YPP allowed leaves room for concern, especially against an opportunistic Texans offense. The Chiefs’ defense has also been average against the pass, which could open the door for C.J. Stroud to make plays if Houston’s offensive line can hold up against Kansas City’s pass rush.

The total sits at a low 39.5, reflecting respect for both defenses, but the Texans’ recent scoring surge makes the over intriguing. Houston’s ability to turn limited yardage into points and their stout defensive play suggest they’re live underdogs here. Shamlock might be raising a pint for the Texans, who have every chance to win outright, but don’t count on it being pretty. This one feels like a grind until the final whistle. I assume Mahomes will play this week and I agree with the picker here. I like the points and the over in this one.

Jets @ Rams
I know at first take this seems like a no brainer. I also can't say I don't agree. But here is why the picker came out of the lab with its craziness.
Over the past month, the Jets’ offense has been surprisingly productive, averaging 26.5 points per game (ppg) while allowing 27.75 ppg on the other side. Defensively, the Jets have allowed 5.0 yards per play (YPP), better than the league average, but their red zone defense has been a weak spot, giving up touchdowns on 60% of opponent trips.

The Rams, meanwhile, have been a mixed bag. Over the last four games, they’ve averaged 24.25 ppg and 342.75 yards per game (ypg). The issue for Los Angeles lies in their defense, which has allowed 361 ypg and 24.75 ppg. They’ve struggled to stop the run, giving up 142 rushing yards per game in this span, a stat the Jets’ run-heavy offense could exploit. Offensively, the Rams have been slightly more efficient in the red zone than the Jets, converting 53.8% of their opportunities into touchdowns compared to the Jets’ 53.3%.

The over/under of 46.5 feels right on the money given both teams' offensive capabilities and defensive inconsistencies. The Jets’ ability to control the clock with their ground game and the Rams’ propensity to give up big plays could make this a tight one. I wouldn't be surprised if the Jets sneakily cover the spread here. You have cross country flight, looks to be cold in the Meadowlands on Sunday and that could all add to reasons why the Jets hang around. I just can't see the dysfunctional Jets getting up for this one and the Rams are playing for the division. Probably a no play for me.

Eagles @ Commanders

Vikings @ Seahawks



Patriots Football
Patriots @ Buffalo

TNF

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Eagles @ Commanders
The Eagles travel to Washington to face the Commanders in a divisional clash with playoff implications. Philadelphia comes in as 3.5-point favorites, bolstered by a defense that has been stifling opponents over the past month, allowing just 17 points per game and 281.75 total yards. The Eagles' pass rush has been dominant, averaging 2.8 sacks per game, which sets up a nightmare scenario for Washington's offensive line that has allowed an alarming 17 sacks in their last four outings.

The Commanders’ offense, led by rookie quarterback Jayden Daniels, has been productive despite the pressure, averaging 26.5 points per game. Daniels’ mobility has been critical in extending plays, but without wide receiver Noah Brown (out for the season), the focus shifts to rookie Luke McCaffrey and veteran Dyami Brown to pick up the slack. The Eagles' defense, which allows just 4.7 yards per play, could make it a tough day for Daniels and the Commanders offense. On the flipside the Commanders defense allowed 228 rushing yards to Barkley in their last matchup. They will need to stiffen up the run defense to give themselves a chance to win this game.

With an over/under set at 45.5, this game could hinge on whether Washington can protect Daniels long enough to challenge the Eagles’ defense. On the flip side, Philly’s efficient offense, led by Jalen Hurts, continues to produce, scoring 27.5 points per game. The Commanders’ defensive front will need to improve on its 65% red zone touchdown rate allowed to keep the Eagles from running away with this one. It’s a divisional matchup that should deliver plenty of drama—and sacks. The Eagles busted the game open with Barkley in the 4th quarter last time these two teams met in Philly a few weeks ago. I see a tight divisional game again this week. Not sure I have a play here. If forced to I would probably take the points.

Vikings @ Seahawks
The Vikings head to Seattle in what’s shaping up to be a tightly contested matchup. Minnesota enters as 3.5-point favorites, riding a high-powered offense that’s averaged 31.25 points per game over the last month. Kirk Cousins and company have been moving the ball effectively, piling up 371.75 total yards per game. However, the Vikings' defense has been less than stellar, allowing 396 yards per game during this stretch, a number that could give the Seahawks some hope at home.

Seattle, meanwhile, has been grinding out games with its defense, holding opponents to 18.75 points per game over the last four contests. Offensively, though, they’ve struggled to find consistency, averaging just 21.25 points and 290.25 total yards. The Seahawks’ red zone efficiency, sitting at 52.8%, doesn’t inspire much confidence, especially against a Vikings team converting at nearly 59%. Geno Smith will need to elevate his play to keep pace with Minnesota’s explosive attack, particularly if Seattle's ground game continues to sputter, averaging under 3.8 yards per carry in this span.

The over/under is set at a modest 43, reflecting the expectation of a defensive battle. However, the Vikings' defensive vulnerabilities could open the door for Seattle to exceed recent offensive trends, especially at home where they’ve historically been more effective. Weather in Seattle is expected to be clear, so no excuses there. This game feels like a coin flip advantage to whichever team can capitalize in the red zone and limit turnovers.


Patriots Football

Patriots @ Buffalo

The Bills welcome the Patriots to Buffalo in what looks like a mismatch on paper. Buffalo’s offense has been firing on all cylinders, averaging a blistering 38.75 points and 435.5 yards per game over the past month. Josh Allen continues to be a dual-threat headache for defenses, and with a red zone efficiency of nearly 69%, the Patriots’ defense will have its hands full. New England, on the other hand, has struggled mightily, allowing 29.25 points per game in this same stretch while their offense musters just 19.5 points.

For the Patriots, the numbers are grim. They’ve allowed 62% of red zone trips to end in touchdowns, and that won’t cut it against a Bills offense that seems to live in the end zone. Buffalo’s defense has its flaws—allowing nearly 370 yards per game—but against this Patriots’ offense, it’s hard to see them breaking much of a sweat.

The spread is a massive 14 points, and it’s hard to argue with it given the trends. The Bills at home are a juggernaut, while the Patriots look like a team in disarray. With the weather expected to be clear in Orchard Park, the Patriots will need a miracle to keep this one close. If the Bills jump out early, this could turn into a rout before halftime. Safe to say, the leprechaun isn’t breaking out his four-leaf clover for the Patriots this week.


TNF
Broncos @ Chargers

The Broncos ride into this matchup as 3.5-point underdogs against the Chargers, but the numbers suggest they may have the upper hand. Over the past month, Denver has been lighting up scoreboards, averaging 34.75 points per game while allowing just 17.5, a +17.25 point differential that screams dominance. Contrast that with the Chargers, whose offense has been sputtering at just 18.5 points per game over the same span, a defense allowing 25.5 points.

Denver's recent success comes down to efficiency on both sides of the ball. They're averaging 5.1 yards per play while holding opponents to a 4.8, not to mention a defensive success rate of 58.7% in the red zone. The Chargers, meanwhile, continue to struggle in containing opponents, giving up 385.75 yards per game, including a league-worst 40% success rate on 3rd down. Unless the Chargers can rediscover their offensive rhythm, this could get lopsided fast.

The Chargers have been without key offensive linemen recently, which doesn't bode well against a Denver pass rush that's tallied 14 sacks over the last four games. With Denver’s ability to capitalize on short fields and the Chargers' penchant for stalling drives, leaning Broncos +3.5 feels like the safe call here.

SNF
Buccaneers @ Cowboys

The Buccaneers head to Dallas with momentum and a chance to showcase their dominance. Over the past month, Tampa Bay has averaged 31 points per game on 455.5 yards of offense while holding opponents to a stingy 15 points and just 276 yards. Dallas, on the other hand, has allowed 331.75 yards and 21.75 points per game, making their defense look vulnerable against Tampa's balanced attack.

Red zone efficiency could be the key here. The Buccaneers have been finishing drives at a 65.5% clip, while the Cowboys lag behind at just 47.5%. If Tampa keeps cashing in on their opportunities, it’s going to be a long night for Dallas. Offensively, Dallas is managing 27.75 points per game but has struggled to stretch the field with only 5 yards per play compared to Tampa’s more dynamic 6.1.

For Dallas to have a shot, they’ll need to find answers in the trenches, where their defense has allowed 5.8 yards per play. Tampa Bay’s ability to control both sides of the ball might be too much for the Cowboys to overcome, especially with the Bucs firing on all cylinders. This one feels like Tampa’s game to lose. Definitely on Tampa here.

MNF
Saints @ Packers

The Saints head to Green Bay as two-touchdown underdogs, and the numbers paint a steep hill to climb. New Orleans is averaging a respectable 20.5 points per game over the past month, but their 5.4 yards per play pales in comparison to Green Bay’s explosive 6.3. Add in the Saints' struggles on defense, allowing 354 yards per game, and it’s clear why the Packers are heavy favorites.

Green Bay has been dominant offensively, putting up 32.25 points per game and averaging nearly 345 yards over their last four outings. The Packers' red zone efficiency of 56.9% is a slight edge over New Orleans’ 60.0%, but the real separator is the Saints' inability to keep drives alive on third down and limit big plays defensively. Meanwhile, the Packers’ defense has held opponents to a solid 18.5 points per game on just 303.75 yards.

Unless the Saints can generate turnovers or force the Packers into long-yardage situations, it’s hard to see how they keep pace. Green Bay’s balance on both sides of the ball should keep them firmly in control, and unless a miracle falls out of the New Orleans sky, this one looks like all Packers. I don't like big spreads but the Saints have managed to keep their last three losses to a one possession game. The Packers on the other hand have managed to win three out of their last four games by double digits. Hard to see the Saints keeping this one close under the lights at Lambeau. No play for me.


GOTW
Steelers @ Ravens

The Ravens and Steelers square off in Baltimore, with the Ravens favored by six and for good reason. Over the past month, Baltimore’s offense has been humming, averaging 6.9 yards per play while putting up 383.75 yards per game. The Steelers, meanwhile, are a mixed bag—averaging 25.75 points per game but giving up just as many on defense. The key difference? Pittsburgh’s middling 5.1 yards per play offense faces a Ravens defense allowing just 269 yards per game, one of the best marks in the league.

Baltimore’s red zone efficiency of 74.1% is another standout stat, especially when compared to Pittsburgh’s 45.8%. If the Ravens get inside the 20, they’re likely cashing in, and Pittsburgh’s defense has shown little ability to prevent that. Adding to the challenge, the Steelers' offensive consistency has been suspect, especially on third downs and in critical situations, leaving their defense on the field far too long.

Unless the Steelers can create some chaos through turnovers or dominate the line of scrimmage, this game has Baltimore written all over it. The Ravens’ balanced attack and a defense that’s more than capable of limiting Pittsburgh’s weapons should make this one a comfortable cover for the home team. With one notable exception its an AFC North battle and we know how those typically go. The Steelers took a close one a month ago, however the Ravens defense has played remarkedly better since then. I am not sure the Steelers offense has. I wouldn't lay the 6 here personally. But I see why the spread is where it is.
 
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Shamlock of Week 15




Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week!

Record: 5-2

Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Week 15: Tampa +3
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains

Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!

What did I tell ya, lads? Them Pirates of the Bay of Tampa set sail for the City of Angels, and sure enough, they plundered their way to glory! Not a bleedin’ lightning storm could stop their pillage—just as promised.The booty’s been claimed, the ticket’s cashed, and the pot o’ gold’s lookin’ that bit shinier today. Fair play to the Pirates—proper scallywags, the lot of ’em!
Sláinte to us, lads, and onto the next haul!

Week 16 pick lads! Them Texas Boys from Houston are headin’ out on a cattle drive to that City in Kansas, where they’ll look to make Swift work of them arrows. Sure, it won’t be an easy trail, and they may have to push a bit harder without findin’ complete success, but I reckon they’ll do just enough to earn themselves a hard day’s pay.

Texans +3.5

Let’s ride, lads, and see the coin roll in! Sláinte!
 
Week 16 Results

Well, a winning week is always good. Would have been nice for Tampa to show up on Sunday night to give us 10 wins. But it was not in the cards. Any way 9 wins is good but makes the regular season goal of 55% that much harder to attain. Also trying to figure out what to do next week if teams start sitting there starters. My initial instinct is to make them no plays or push's. Open to feedback on this. In a perfect world the Chiefs lose to Pittsburgh and Buffalo wins forcing both teams to play for HFA in week 17. But too many scenarios to figure out which teams that will have clinched going into week 18 will jockey for seeding vs getting healthy. Deal with that next week as it comes I guess.




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Week 17 Predictions

Down to the nitty gritty here with two weeks left. Model 1 needing 23 wins and Model 2 needing 22 wins to reach the 55% still an attainable goal which is exciting.



Christmas Day Football
Kansas City @ Pittsburgh

Kansas City travels to Pittsburgh to square off against the Steelers, with a lot on the line for both squads. The Chiefs enter as 3-point road favorites, reflecting what should be a close game. Kansas City’s defense, ranked third in points allowed this season (18.5 PPG), has been a major strength, but their run defense has been less reliable lately, giving up 108.3 yards per game over the last month. With Chris Jones questionable due to a calf injury, this could spell trouble against a Steelers rushing attack that has averaged 100 yards per game over the past month, spearheaded by Najee Harris and Jaylen Warren, if you remove the Philly game they are averaging 115.6.

On the flip side, Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs' offense have not looked quite as explosive, managing just 21.5 points per game over the past four weeks—well below their season average. Their red zone offense has struggled, converting only 51.7% of trips into touchdowns over the same span. That’s not ideal against a Steelers defense that, while giving up yardage (373.5 yards per game over the last month), stiffens up in the red zone, allowing touchdowns on only 48% of opponent trips.

The Steelers’ offense, bolstered by the return of George Pickens, has quietly been more productive, scoring 25.3 points per game over the past four weeks, thanks in part to an improved passing game. However, the Steelers O-Line will need to keep a clean pocket to avoid disaster against a Chiefs defense that ranks second in the league in pressures (43.8%) and third in the league in blitz percentage (35.7%). Add in a home-field advantage and potential weather considerations—temps in the low 30s with a chance of snow—and this one feels like a grind-it-out affair. The leprechaun’s ER rankings put the Chiefs ahead, but with Jones’ status up in the air and the Steelers surging, I’d lean Steelers to cover and maybe even squeak out the over.

Baltimore @ Houston
The Ravens, fresh off a dominant stretch and averaging 29.9 points per game this season, host the Texans in a Christmas Day matchup. Baltimore’s offense is thriving, racking up 418 yards per game, including an impressive 5.7 yards per carry on the ground. Derrick Henry has been a force since joining the Ravens, helping them control games and find the end zone with ease. Pair that with a red zone success rate of 72.9% over the past month, and this offense looks primed to take advantage of a Texans defense allowing 6.5 yards per pass attempt and struggling in the red zone (64.1% TD rate).

For Houston, the loss of wide receiver Tank Dell to a season-ending knee injury is a huge blow to their offense, which has managed 22.3 points per game this season. CJ Stroud has been steady but will need to find answers against a Ravens defense that excels at creating pressure and has limited opponents to 5.3 yards per play over the last month. The Texans’ rushing game, averaging just 3.9 yards per carry, doesn’t seem poised to lighten Stroud’s load against Baltimore’s top-tier defensive front.

The Ravens’ dominance on both sides of the ball over the past several weeks makes the -6 spread feel manageable. With Baltimore firing on all cylinders and Houston’s struggles to match up in key areas, this one looks like a comfortable Ravens win. As for the total, 47 feels about right-though the over might be worth a peek if the Texans can manage maintain their current average.
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TNF
Seattle @ Chicago

The Seahawks head to Soldier Field for a late-season matchup against the struggling Bears. Over the past month, Seattle has averaged 23.25 points per game on 5.4 yards per play, showing consistency in moving the ball, but struggling a bit in converting opportunities. With a red zone efficiency of 55.3% during this stretch, the Seahawks are not making the most of their scoring chances. On the other side, Chicago's defense has been a disaster, giving up 31.25 points per game on 5.9 yards per play. That’s about as lopsided as it gets.

Chicago’s offense hasn’t fared much better, averaging a mere 15.5 points per game over the past month while producing just 4.6 yards per play. Their red zone efficiency of 47.5% is among the worst in the league, and their turnover woes continue with a season-long -8 differential. Seattle’s defense, though not elite, has been opportunistic enough to capitalize on these mistakes, which could lead to some short fields for Geno Smith and company.

The Bears’ inability to stop anyone lately, coupled with an offense that can’t keep pace, makes Seattle a safe bet to cover the -3.5 spread. With Chicago’s defense bleeding points, the over at 43.5 also feels very much in play, especially if the Seahawks’ offense finds its groove early. Soldier Field might be cold, but this one could heat up quickly on the scoreboard.

Head Scratchers
The Saints and Raiders game seems to be the only real head scratcher this week. However, given all the Saints injuries and the picker obviously not aware of them, makes this an understandable head scratcher.

Patriots Football
The Chargers head to Foxborough to face a Patriots team still trying to find its footing. Over the past month, Los Angeles has been efficient on offense, averaging 21.25 points per game while generating 5.3 yards per play. Their red zone efficiency of 57.5% gives them an edge, especially against a Patriots defense that has been leaking touchdowns, allowing scores on 62.7% of red zone trips. While the Chargers’ defense hasn’t been airtight, giving up 377.25 yards per game over the last four weeks, they’ve done just enough to stay competitive.

The Patriots, meanwhile, have struggled mightily. Over the past month, their offense has averaged just 19.25 points per game while managing 4.9 yards per play, one of the lowest outputs in the league. Their defense hasn’t been much better, surrendering 28.25 points per game on 5.6 yards per play. With a turnover differential of -6 over the season and a red zone efficiency of only 47.7% offensively, it’s no surprise New England has had trouble closing out games.

As for Shamlock’s ER rankings, our friendly Irishman isn’t too impressed with either squad but gives the nod to the Chargers. The -4.5 spread seems likely with Los Angeles' ability to move the ball and New England’s defensive struggles. The over/under at 42.5 could go either way, but with two defenses prone to giving up yards and scores, leaning slightly toward the over seems like a solid bet. I'm honestly a bit surprised the picker is on NE this week. I don't like NE here. I can't think of one time where this team "showed up" (if you will) two weeks in a row.

SNF
Atlanta @ Washington

The Falcons head to D.C. to take on the Commanders in a game where Washington enters as 4-point favorites. Over the past month, Atlanta’s offense has been steady but unspectacular, averaging 20.75 points per game on 5.7 yards per play. Three of those games were with Cousins and then last week against the inept Giants they were gifted 17 points. Hard to get a real feel for Penix after such a lopsided game. But 18 of 27 for 202 and I won't include that pick as that should of been a TD. Their defense, however, has been their saving grace, allowing just 18.75 points per game—the best mark in this matchup. The Falcons' red zone efficiency on offense sits at a lackluster 48.9%, which could spell trouble against a Commanders defense that hasn’t exactly been a brick wall but has shown flashes of resilience.

On the flip side, Washington has been putting up fireworks offensively, averaging 31 points per game over the past four weeks on 5.8 yards per play. Jayden Daniels has been steady, and the Commanders are converting red zone trips into touchdowns at a 61.3% clip, which matches up well against a Falcons defense allowing a 62.2% red zone success rate. However, Washington’s defense remains a liability, giving up 26.25 points per game and struggling to contain big plays.

The one lingering over this battle of rookie QBs is the turnovers from last week. Washington turning it over five times while Atlanta forced three of their own. The spread seems doable, though Atlanta’s stingy defense could keep things close. As for the total, the over at 47.5 looks enticing given Washington’s scoring pace and defensive struggles. This one could turn into a sneaky shootout if Atlanta’s offense finds a groove.


MNF
Detroit @ San Francisco

The Lions head to Levi’s Stadium as 3.5-point favorites in what promises to be a marquee matchup of high-powered offense against a stout defense. Detroit’s offense has been a juggernaut, averaging 33.25 points per game over the last month while racking up a league-best 448 yards per game. Their red zone efficiency of 67.7% further highlights their ability to finish drives. However, the Lions’ defense reeling from injuries has been leaky, allowing 29 points per game and 5.7 yards per play, which could give San Francisco some opportunities to keep pace.

The 49ers, meanwhile, have relied on their defense to stay competitive, giving up just 17.75 points per game over the past four weeks while holding opponents to a mere 5.1 yards per play. On offense, they’ve been more pedestrian, managing 17.75 points per game, though they’ve shown flashes of explosiveness. San Francisco’s red zone struggles (51.8% efficiency) may be a key factor if they can’t capitalize on scoring opportunities against a Lions defense that has allowed opponents to score touchdowns on 50% of red zone trips.

The -3.5 spread feels tight, given Detroit’s defensive woes and San Francisco’s ability to slow the pace. The over/under of 50.5 is no slouch, but with Detroit’s offensive firepower and defensive lapses, it’s hard to imagine this game not turning into a shootout. If you’re betting, grab your popcorn and consider the over—it could get wild in the Bay.

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Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week!

Record: 5-3

Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Week 15: Tampa +3 Cheers
Week 16: Houston +3.5 ********!
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains

Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!


****e lads, what can I say? Them Texas Boys from Houston gave it a go, but the trail to Cowtown proved rougher than I’d reckoned. Sure, they pushed, but not quite hard enough to earn their day’s pay. And those feckin’ Swifties? Well, they sang their tune and fired their arrows true this time.

Losses like this sting, no doubt, but it’s all part o’ the game, isn’t it? Dust yourself off, refill the pint, and we’ll be back at it next week. No gold in the pot this time, but sure, the chase is what makes it sweet. Sláinte, lads—we’ll get ‘em next time!

Ah, lads, Week 17’s showdown between the Cattle Ranchers from Dallas and the Birds from Philly is lookin’ like a proper feast of football. These two’ll be dancin’ in the end zone like a fat lad with a cheesesteak from Gino’s—pure joy and no shame!

The points? They’ll be flyin’, no doubt about it. Buckle up, grab a pint, and let’s watch the fireworks. Sláinte!


Dallas @ Philly Over 41.5
 

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Week 17 Shamlock's Power Efficiency Rankings





Ah, another 10-6 week, lads. Can’t complain about that—double-digit winners in 6 of the last 8 weeks is somethin’ to hang your hat on. Hoverin’ in the upper 60s for a win percentage? Sure, there’s no shame in that at all.

Wouldn’t mind a 12 or 13-win week again, mind ya, but steady as she goes, eh? Slow and steady wins the race, as they say.

On to week 17 Ladder Langers and Plungers
Langers
The Dirty Birds from Atlanta:
Movin’ up, so they are, thanks to a bit o’ defensive prowess. A visit from the inept little people of New Jersey sure didn’t hurt—nothin’ like playin’ a team that barely remembers what end zone to defend!

The Sheep of Los Angeles (by way of Los Angeles and St. Louis): These fluffy lads climbed a dozen spots after a lovely little recess with the model airplanes in New Jersey. Sure, it looked more like a playground scrimmage than a proper game, but up they go!

The Kitties of Cincy: Movin’ up 11 spots after droppin’ a brownie or two off at the pool. A surefire way to get yourself back on track—flush those Browns and feel brand new, eh?



Plungers
The Bulls of Houston:
Oh, lads, what a disaster. Droppin’ eight spots after a rough trip to Cowtown. That Stroud kid might wanna stash a hanky in that hand warmer to mop up those tears—outright embarrassin’, man. Pull it together, ya hear?

The Iron Workers from the City of Steel: Not a great day in Baltimore, eh? Them birds over there can do that to ya, but seriously, lads, was Henry invisible or somethin’? Payin’ a bit more attention to him might’ve helped, don’t ya think?

The Fake Birds from the Northwest: Playin’ alright isn’t always enough, lads. Fallin’ victim to the plunderin’ purple Nordsman isn’t the worst fate, but still, you’re tumblin’ down the ranks. Good news is, ya’ve got a date with the cuddly Cubs from the Windy City next. If that doesn’t get ya right, well, there’s no hope left for ya!

Sláinte, and here’s to Week 17 bringin’ a bit more sense to the madness!

 

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Week 17 Results
A winning week is a winning week is my motto this week. Another 9-7 ATS week for then new models, that is two in a row. The original model is slowly riding to the sunset with bit of a hitch in its giddy up. Just a 4 win week. It saddens me.

Next week will be interesting and I have to do some thinking about how to handle the games where the starters don't play. From a quick glance it looks like in the NFC: Philly most likely will rest their starters. Washington and Green Bay could possibly sit their starters as well. Both teams would be playing for the 6th seed. Not sure how much that means to either of them versus a week of rest. In the AFC: KC, Buffalo and Houston all have nothing to play for. The rest should all be playing to win. AFC North is still up for grabs as well as the 5th seed which would punch a ticket to Houston instead of Buffalo.
For the eliminated teams I wonder how many may sit some key starters to jockey for a better draft slot given how many 3 and 4 win teams there are.

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Week 18 Predictions

Well here we are the bitter sweet week 18. Hold on one second while I wipe a way this tear. Ok, got my composure back. So many things going on with this week. Sadness for those of us who's team is not moving on to the playoffs. And the excitement of a 10 year old Christmas for the other 14 teams. Good luck to you fans!

I decided to let it ride with the teams that are sitting there starters. Here are the teams I am aware of that are resting their starters:
KC
Buffalo
Houston
Philly
Rams
Out of these teams the only game that gives me pause when I look at the spread is the Houston game. They are getting 4.5 points but the picker has them losing with their starters. I think the lines on the rest of the games is understandable. Maybe Philly.

The OG of Pickers is dragging its leg to the finish line here with no hop of finishing at 500 for the regular season. It needs 22 wins to reach 500 with only 16 games left to be played. I haven't done the math to see if there is a chance it could reach 500 with a strong playoff run. I will work that math next week.

Model 1 comes into the final week with a 100-91-1 record at a 52%. Needing 9 wins to maintain. 10-12 wins puts it in the 53-54% range. A 14 win week, which would be epic, is needed to meet the season goal of 55%. Not holding my breath but holding out hope for a 9-10 win week.

Model 2 is one game above model 1 sitting at 101-90-1 53% needing 9 wins to maintain as well. It needs a 13-win week to hit the 55% goal. Again, that would be epic but again with all the weird **** this week tough to imagine it has its best week. But who knows **** happens.


Well, let's get on with it!

Saturday Football
Cleveland @ Baltimore

This matchup looks like a David versus Goliath scenario, but with Cleveland wielding a dull slingshot. The Browns’ offense has been downright dismal over the past month, averaging a paltry 7.5 points per game on just 278.75 total yards. That’s not exactly the kind of production you bring to a game against a Ravens defense giving up a mere 253.5 yards and 14.25 points per game. Add to that Baltimore’s 6.9 yards per play on offense, and you start to wonder if this spread is generous to Cleveland.

The Ravens have been firing on all cylinders offensively, averaging nearly 30 points per game while boasting a red zone efficiency of 74.2%. If they sniff the end zone, they’re punching it in. Meanwhile, the Browns’ red zone defense has been as effective as a screen door on a submarine, allowing scores on 61.2% of trips. Pair that with Cleveland’s pedestrian 4.6 yards per play on offense, and it’s hard to see where the points will come from. **Zappe** Alert **Zappe** Alert.... But serious he can't play worse than the DRT or whatever the kids acronym is.

This one feels like a clinic in the making. Unless Cleveland miraculously unlocks some offensive firepower or Baltimore decides to take a quarter off, the Ravens should roll here. The only real question is whether they’ll cover the massive 17.5-point spread, but given Cleveland’s offensive woes, it’s hard not to lean toward a Baltimore blowout.

Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh
This AFC North clash pits two teams trending in vastly different directions. The Bengals, averaging a scorching 29.5 points per game and 407 yards of offense over the past month, have found their stride offensively. Their red zone efficiency sits at a solid 66.7%, and with 5.8 yards per play, they’ve been tough to slow down. On the other side, the Steelers are averaging just 16.75 points and an anemic 277.25 yards per game. When you’re putting up fewer points than your defense is allowing (26), that’s a recipe for disaster against a team as hot as Cincinnati.

Pittsburgh’s struggles aren’t limited to offense, either. Their defense has been gashed for 377 yards per game and has shown cracks in the red zone, giving up scores on 56.1% of trips. Combine that with their 5.4 yards allowed per play, and you’ve got a defense likely to get overrun by Cincinnati’s dynamic attack. The Bengals’ ability to stretch the field and control the tempo should give Pittsburgh fits.

This one looks like a mismatch unless Pittsburgh can magically flip the script on both sides of the ball. With Cincinnati rolling and the Steelers looking every bit like a team out of answers, it’s hard to see the home team pulling this off. At -1.5, the spread feels like a gift for Bengals backers. I think Pittsburgh motivation is the going to be the same here regardless of the Ravens outcome. They can lock of the 5th seed and punch a ticket to Houston with a win. Losing this game guarantees a trip to either Buffalo or Baltimore. But that offense has looked really bad. The only chance they have is Cincy's defense isn't playing great. Still rolling with the Bengals here.

Playoff Implications
AFC
Kansas City @ Denver

With the Broncos fighting for their playoff lives, they should be ready to come in firing on all cylinders. A win and in scenario should mean they’ll be throwing everything, including the kitchen sink, at Kansas City to get it done. The Chiefs, on the other hand, are resting their starters, making this the perfect storm for Denver to capitalize on their opportunity.

Denver’s offense has been humming lately, averaging 30.75 points per game over the past month and piling up over 435 yards per contest. Bo Nix has found a groove, and with a red zone efficiency of 60.8%, the Broncos are making their trips inside the 20 count. The big question is whether their shaky defense, giving up 27.25 points per game during the same stretch, can keep Kansas City’s backups from hanging around.

The Chiefs, even without their starters, are no pushover. They will still be rolling out Wentz, Hardman, Hollywood and Hunt on Sunday. I haven't seen any reports on Hopkins, but you can only rest so many starters on a 53 man roster. Also, their defense has been rock-solid, allowing just 13.25 points per game over the past month. With key players on the bench for KC, and the playoffs on the line this is Denver’s game to lose. The spread at -10 may is steep, especially when counting on a rookie QB to play well under this pressure. Hard not to roll with the Chiefs and the points here. I think Denver likely punches their ticket into the playoffs with a fun trip to Buffalo to look forward too. I also like the over here.

Miami @ New York Jets
The Dolphins head to New York with a clear path to maintain playoff momentum, while the Jets continue their season of despair. Miami has been steady over the past month, putting up 23.25 points per game on 315 yards, with a defense allowing just 16.5 points and a red zone defensive efficiency of 46%. That kind of stinginess could spell trouble for a Jets offense struggling to find the end zone.

New York, meanwhile, has given up 29 points per game over the past month, a glaring issue made worse by their 60.3% defensive red zone efficiency. Offensively, it’s been a mixed bag, with the Jets putting up 351 yards per game but failing to translate that into consistent scoring. Their third-down efficiency remains a sore spot, and against a Miami team that has shown a knack for getting off the field, this matchup feels lopsided on paper.

The key for the Dolphins will be maintaining ball security and exploiting the Jets' weaknesses in coverage. Miami’s offense may not be lighting it up, but their ability to capitalize on defensive lapses should make the difference here. The predicted score gives Miami the edge, and unless the Jets find some offensive spark, expect the Dolphins to cover comfortably.



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Week 18 Predictions Part Deux

Sorry for the double post. Got hit with the 15,000 word limit again.

NFC
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay

The Saints roll into Tampa as 13.5-point underdogs in a matchup that looks less like a showdown and more like a coronation for the Buccaneers. Over the past month, Tampa Bay has been firing on all cylinders, averaging a staggering 471.75 yards and 35 points per game. Their defense, meanwhile, has been stingy, allowing just 17.5 points per contest and ranking among the best in yards allowed at 253.25. If that wasn’t daunting enough, their red zone offense has been lights out, converting 66.7% of trips into touchdowns.

New Orleans, on the other hand, is limping into this one. Their offense has managed just 14.25 points per game over the past month, a meager output compounded by their inability to sustain drives. With 360.75 yards allowed per game, the Saints’ defense has been exposed repeatedly, and their red zone efficiency (58.5%) isn’t doing them any favors. This mismatch in both scoring and yardage makes the 13.5-point spread feel almost generous to New Orleans.

Unless Tampa decides to rest its starters (which they won't they have a chance for the 3 seed) or the Saints find some miracle offensive spark, this one has all the makings of a blowout. The Buccaneers’ balance on both sides of the ball should make this a comfortable cover. Shamlock’s leprechaun might call this one “a wee bit of a mismatch,” and frankly, he wouldn’t be wrong.

Washington @ Dallas
The Cowboys host the Commanders in a divisional matchup where Washington is favored by 4.5 points. Over the past month, the Commanders have been scorching on offense, averaging 32 points per game on 392.25 yards. Their red zone efficiency (61.8%) has been a key factor in turning drives into touchdowns. On defense, they’ve held opponents to 291.25 yards per game, making life difficult for even competent offenses. Not exactly what Dallas brings to the table right now.

The Cowboys, meanwhile, are struggling to find consistency. They’ve put up just 20.75 points per game over the last four weeks while surrendering 26.5 points and 363.5 yards to opponents. Their red zone defense has been particularly porous, allowing touchdowns on 73.6% of trips. Combine that with an offense that’s managing just 5 yards per play, and it’s clear why they’re the underdog here. If the Cowboys can’t control the Commanders’ balanced attack, this game could get out of hand quickly.

Weather won’t be a factor in Dallas but the Cowboys’ recent form might as well be a storm cloud. Unless Dallas can suddenly flip a switch on both sides of the ball, this one feels like a comfortable win for Washington. The leprechaun might call this "a gift from the football gods," but don’t tell him—it’ll go straight to his wee head.

Chicago @ Green Bay
The Packers welcome the Bears to Lambeau with an 8.5-point cushion and a predicted blowout on deck. Over the past month, the Packers have been rolling offensively, averaging 30 points per game on 335.5 yards. Their efficiency has been notable, with 6.1 yards per play and a red zone conversion rate of 60.6%. On the defensive side, they’ve kept opponents in check, allowing just 309 yards per game and a respectable 22.75 points. If Green Bay maintains this balance, it’s going to be a long day for Chicago.

The Bears, meanwhile, have been sleepwalking on offense, managing a measly 11.25 points per game and just 251.75 yards over their last four outings. Their 4.6 yards per play isn’t fooling anyone, especially not a Packers defense that’s been better than average. Defensively, the Bears have been giving up 380.25 yards and 27 points per game, offering little resistance. Their red zone defense, at 46.7%, is solid but likely irrelevant against a Green Bay attack that has been punching in scores from just about everywhere.

Weather at Lambeau is expected to be cold but manageable—classic Wisconsin football weather. Unless the Bears discover a magical formula to jump-start their offense, this feels like a game where Green Bay flexes its muscle early and coasts late. As Shamlock might quip, “Even the leprechaun couldn’t sprinkle enough gold dust on this Bears team to make it competitive.” Take the Pack and don’t look back.

Seattle @ Los Angeles Rams
The Rams host the Seahawks in a divisional matchup that features a 6.5-point spread favoring Los Angeles. Over the past month, the Rams have been steady, averaging 22 points per game on 314.5 yards. Their defense has been a bright spot, allowing just 16.5 points per game and boasting a red zone defense that’s held opponents to a 47.2% conversion rate. If the Rams can continue their defensive efficiency, Seattle’s offense could be in for a frustrating afternoon.

The Seahawks, meanwhile, haven’t been lighting up the scoreboard, averaging only 18.25 points over their last four games. Their 310.75 yards per game and 5.4 yards per play are respectable, but they’ve struggled to capitalize in key moments. Their red zone offense sits at 53.8%, which isn’t bad, but against a stingy Rams defense, those opportunities need to convert into touchdowns. On defense, Seattle has been better than advertised, holding teams to 19.5 points per game, but facing a Rams team that thrives on efficiency might stretch them thin.

With the Rams reportedly resting their starters, this one feels like it’ll come down to whether or not Seattle's offense can finish drives. The Rams' ability to control the tempo with their defense gives them the edge, though don’t be surprised if the Seahawks make it interesting late. I think Jimmy G can and will do enough to make this a close one, I'll give the nod to Los Angeles and the points here. They may even pull it off. I'm a little surprised they chose to sit their starters given they could lock up the 3rd see with a win and hosting Washinton or GB vs the alternative. Hosting Detroit or Minnesota.


SNF/GOTW
Minnesota @ Detroit

In what promises to be an offensive showcase, the Lions welcome the Vikings to Detroit as 2.5-point favorites in a game with a hefty 52.5-point total. Over the past month, Detroit’s offense has been scorching, averaging a league-best 37.5 points on 456.5 yards per game. Jared Goff and company are firing on all cylinders, with a red zone efficiency of 68.1%. However, their defense has struggled mightily due to injuries, surrendering 32.5 points per game, including a woeful 428.5 yards per contest. That’s a recipe for fireworks, not lockdown football.

The Vikings, meanwhile, have been nearly as lethal offensively, putting up 31.5 points per game over their last four outings while averaging 375.25 yards. Their defense has been much steadier than Detroit’s, allowing just 20.5 points per game and holding opponents to 353 yards per game. While their red zone defense isn’t elite at 56.5%, it’s considerably better than Detroit’s all-around struggles. If Sam Darnold and Justin Jefferson find their rhythm early, the Lions could be in for a long day on both sides of the ball. But we know Campbell's boys show up ready to play for the full tilt.

This one feel's like this will be a modern-day NFC North shootout. Detroit’s offense has the edge, but their defensive injuries make this spread tricky. The leprechaun might call this one a toss-up, but he’ll say, “A shootout in the Motor City? Don’t blink, or you’ll miss another touchdown.” Take the over and enjoy the show.
 
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Ah, lads, we’re back in feckin’ business this week with a 13-win week! If I had even a shred of modesty, I wouldn’t be slappin’ meself on the back right now. But lucky for us all, I don’t—so go feckin’ me!

These ER rankings? Lookin’ absolutely brilliant, so they are. And as if that wasn’t enough cause for celebration, we’re sittin’ at a tidy 69% for the season. Sure, isn’t that number always good for a chuckle? 69… never gets old, does it?

Cheers to us, lads, and let’s keep the good times rollin’! Sláinte!









Langers
The Dirty Birds from Atlanta
Kickin’ out their Cousin’s had mixed results so far, hasn’t it? They got a wee boost from the lowly—no pun intended—little people from New York, but that football lot from Washington brought ’em back down to earth with a dose o’ humility. Still, they managed to climb up the rankings rather nicely. Fair play, I suppose.

The Cats from the County
Ah, Rudolph showed up in Duval with his shiny red nose, thinkin’ he’d guide the sleigh, but Jaysus, a Mac Jones-led team was too much for him to handle! The Cats move up this week thanks to Mac’s, er, generous contributions.

The Kitties from the City of Cincy
Great offense from these lads, but that defense? Feck me, they’re a few pints short of a case. Honestly, I reckon the defense should be buyin’ the offense a pint of Guinness for draggin’ them along.

Plungers
The Bulls of Houston
Stampedin’ right off a cliff this week, droppin’ a whopping sixteen slots. A proper beatdown at home from them bad-ass Birds of Baltimore will do that to ya. But two points? Two?! Jaysus, lads, you’ve got to be better than that.

The Cattle Ranchers from Dallas
Finally, these feckin’ heifers are back where they belong—faces down in the trough, eatin’ slop. About time, too.

The Saints from New Orleans
No write-up for them this week, lads. Just sendin’ them all the well wishes in the world.

Sláinte to the madness and may the rankings bring some cheer in a tough week.

 

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Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week!

Record: 6-3

Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Week 15: Tampa +3 Cheers
Week 16: Houston +3.5 ********!
Week 17: Dallas/Philly Over 41.5
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains

Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!

Ah, what did I feckin’ tell ya, lads? Them Cattle Ranchers and Birds put on a proper show, dancin’ in the end zone like a fat lad with a cheesesteak from Gino’s in each hand! Pure joy, no shame, and points flyin’ faster than a bartender pourin’ pints at last call.

The fireworks didn’t disappoint, and the Shamlock cashes again. Sláinte to the winners, lads—now, don’t be shy about orderin’ an extra round to celebrate!


This Week’s Shamlock:
Them Cheeseheads from the Bay’ll be stuffin’ the Teddies and sendin’ ’em off to hibernation, so they will. But sure, who are we kiddin’? Looks like them Teddies’ve been nappin’ since Week 8, back when they had to bow down to hail Mary herself.

So, lads, grab yourself a bratwurst, crack open an Old Milwaukee, and settle in for a proper cheesy time. This one’s gonna be a laugher! Sláinte!


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Week 18 Results (Final Season Results)
Ok well the picker didn't reach the goal. Missed it by one fricken game. But 54% is a solid season. It wasn't always pretty, wasn't always fun, it got ugly at times, there were some dark days, but intestinal fortitude was there and it persevered!

I was conflicted on how to handle this past weekend. I rolled with just going for it for a couple of reasons. First it seemed like it was too hard to decipher which teams would play hard outside of the obvious games. I thought seeding would matter more than apparently did. And second the lines that came out seemed about right even for the rest starter games. Any way we got through it and had a ten-win week.

Unfortunately, the Over/under record is in the red. Hopefully, we can up that during the playoffs.

Cheers to a solid season for The Picker.

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Shamlock's Power Efficiency Rankings: Wild Card Weekend Edition



****e lads, last week handed me a proper lesson in humility when it comes to me power rankings. Seems these pansy lads out there puttin’ health over the sheer joy o’ buryin’ your opponent’s ****s in the dirt has made a right mess of things. All strategic, are they? Feck that, I say!


It bollixed me rankings so bad I thought I’d go back and sort which teams played their starters. But Jaysus, with some playin’ a quarter, some a single drive, and some nappin’ entirely, I threw me hands up. Feck it all, I said—Week 18 power rankings were final, and all them games voided.

Movin’ on to the playoffs, lads. From here on out, I’ll be rankin’ only the teams still in the hunt for the trophy. If you’re eliminated, you’re gone from the rankings faster than a pint on a thirsty Thursday. Simple as that.


Sláinte to the postseason chaos!


 
Wild Card Weekend Predictions

Here we go, its playoff time fellas! Lets see if we can cash in a bit here in the final few weeks of the season until the long drought begins. Some quick notes. I am only going to post the Model 2 picks, if Model 1 and Model 2 differ I will annotate it. Other wise they agree on what is displayed here. I will provide all three records each week in the results post. But its the Model 2 show and has been for a bit now.

As has been the case here is the spread differential record broken down.


Saturday Playoff Football
LA Chargers @ Houston

The Chargers roll into Houston as 2.5-point favorites, riding a four-game streak of offensive fireworks. Averaging 31.25 points and 371.75 yards per game over the past month, this team knows how to light up the scoreboard. While the Chargers have been lighting up the scoreboard they have struggled a bit in the red zone converting just 56% of their opportunities. However, their defense has been less inspiring, allowing 23.5 points per game and struggling to stop the run—a vulnerability the Texans could exploit.

Houston, on the other hand, has been stuck in neutral offensively. With just 13.67 points per game and a paltry 234.33 yards on average, it’s hard to see them keeping pace with the high-octane Chargers. Defensively, they’ve allowed 343.67 yards per game, including a troubling 63.6% red zone success rate to opponents. Their pass rush has been inconsistent as of late, which could leave Herbert all the time he needs to carve them up. One area the Texans have been good in is 3rd down defense, ranking 6th in the league.

The Texans will need a small miracle—or at least a meltdown from the Chargers—to keep this one competitive. Los Angeles simply needs to avoid stepping on their own toes, a bad habit of theirs in recent years. If the Chargers stick to their script, the leprechaun would say it’s a done deal: Houston might want to pack it in early. Definitely on the Chargers here and lean over.

Pittsburgh @ Baltimore
The Steelers head into Baltimore as massive 9.5-point underdogs, and let’s just say the odds don’t look great for the boys in black and gold. Pittsburgh has averaged a meager 14.25 points per game over the past month while surrendering a staggering 27.25 points and 380.50 yards per contest. Their inability to stop the run or generate consistent pressure has been glaring, which spells disaster against a Ravens offense firing on all cylinders.

Baltimore, meanwhile, has been borderline unstoppable. Averaging 33.75 points and a league-best 433 yards per game over the last four weeks, Lamar Jackson and company have hit their stride at the perfect time. The Ravens' defense isn’t too shabby either, holding opponents to just 10.75 points per game while allowing under 250 yards. Add in their stellar 74.2% red zone conversion rate, and you have a recipe for dominance.

Unless the Steelers channel some 1970s Steel Curtain energy, this one feels like a formality. Baltimore is playing like a team with something to prove, and Pittsburgh’s an easy target. This one could be over early when you factor in the Steelers recent play along with their recent lack of playoff success.

Sunday Playoff Football
Denver @ Buffalo

The Broncos head into Buffalo as 8.5-point underdogs in what looks like a clash of mismatched firepower. Over the past month, Denver has been no slouch offensively, averaging 27.33 points and 292.33 yards per game. But their Achilles’ heel remains a leaky defense allowing a brutal 396.33 yards and 25.67 points per contest. Against a Bills offense that’s been bulldozing opponents, this one feels like a steep climb for the visitors.

Buffalo, meanwhile, is playing on another level offensively, averaging a scorching 38.50 points per game over the last month with a staggering 419 yards per outing. Josh Allen has been surgical in the red zone, guiding the Bills to a 71.6% red zone success rate. Defensively, Buffalo’s been less stellar, allowing over 30 points per game during the same stretch, but Denver’s middling offense doesn’t inspire much confidence in exploiting those cracks with a rookie QB in frigid Buffalo.

Unless Denver’s defense can tighten up overnight—and the odds of that are slim—Buffalo should roll here. The leprechaun might have some fun pointing out the 62.5% red zone conversion rate Denver has allowed lately, which is just asking for trouble against a Bills squad thriving in high-leverage moments. A blowout feels more likely than not.

Green Bay @ Philadelphia
The Packers head into Philadelphia as 4.5-point underdogs in what should be a compelling matchup. Over the past month, Green Bay’s offense has been productive, averaging 27.25 points and 343.75 yards per game. However, their defense has struggled to keep pace, giving up 23.75 points and a less-than-ideal 60% red zone conversion rate. Not exactly the blueprint you want when facing an Eagles offense firing on all cylinders.

Speaking of the Eagles, they’ve been dominant lately, averaging 30.75 points per game while holding opponents to just 18 points and 275.25 yards. That defensive performance, bolstered by a stellar 50% opponent red zone efficiency, could spell trouble for the Packers, who have been efficient in converting red zone opportunities but might find the sledding tougher here.

Unless the Packers’ defense can find a way to tighten up—perhaps a big ask given recent form—this feels like a game where Philly’s balance on both sides of the ball carries the day. While the leprechaun might point out that Green Bay can make this interesting if they lean on their offense to keep up, this one looks like another notch in the Eagles’ belt as they eye another Super Bowl run. I think this line is just about spot on. If it stays at 4.5 I would take the Pack. If it drops below 4 I would jump on Philly. I think the best play here is the over 46.

Washington @ Tampa Bay
The Washington Commanders are set to face the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a highly anticipated playoff matchup. In their previous encounter on September 8, the Buccaneers secured a 37-20 victory over the Commanders.

Over the past month, the Buccaneers have been formidable, averaging 34.75 points per game while allowing 19 points per game. Their offense has been particularly potent, averaging 465.5 yards per game, with a balanced attack of 6.2 yards per play on the ground and 5.5 yards per play through the air. In the red zone, they've converted 65.7% of their opportunities into touchdowns.

The Commanders, meanwhile, have averaged 30 points per game and allowed 16 points per game during the same period. Their offense has produced 335.5 yards per game, with 5.7 yards per play rushing and 5.4 yards per play passing. Defensively, they've held opponents to a 60.4% red zone touchdown conversion rate.

Something has to give here. Tampa Bay’s efficiency in the red zone could be the deciding factor, while Washington’s ability to contain Tampa's scoring will be tested. Another game where an experienced QB faces a rookie QB making his first playoff start on the road. I have to go with the home team here and laying the chalk.

Monday Night Playoff Football
Minnesota @ Los Angeles Rams

The Minnesota Vikings head to sunny Los Angeles to take on the Rams in the Wild Card round at SoFi Stadium. The Vikings, coming off a 31-9 loss to the Detroit Lions, are looking to rebound after a lackluster offensive performance where quarterback Sam Darnold posted season lows in completion rate (43.9%) and passing yards (166).

Los Angeles, meanwhile, has leaned heavily on its defense to stay competitive, holding teams to just 16.5 points per game and 314.5 total yards over the past month. Their red zone defense is particularly noteworthy, limiting opponents to a 50% success rate. Offensively, they’ve been steady but unspectacular, averaging 22 points per game and 5.4 yards per play. The key will be whether the Rams’ front seven can keep Kirk Cousins uncomfortable and prevent Justin Jefferson from breaking the game wide open.

With the Rams as slight 1.5-point underdogs, this one could hinge on who wins the battle at the line of scrimmage. If the Vikings’ offensive line struggles against the Rams’ pass rush, it could be a long day for Darnold. On the flip side, Minnesota’s defense needs to step up in the red zone to have a shot at stealing a win on the road. Keep an eye on turnovers—they’ve been a difference-maker for both teams this season. I'm on the home team moneyline here.

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Shamlock of Wild Card Weekend





Shamlock Presents: Shamlock's Pick of the Week!
Week 9: Detroit -7.5 Cheers
Week 10: Atlanta -3.5 Boo Yoo
Week 11: Houston -7.5 Cheers
Week 12: Arizona +1 Boo Murray
Week 13: Pittsburgh +3 Lord Mercy Bless them Pick Sixes
Week 14: Mia/NYJ Over 45 Cheers
Week 15: Tampa +3 Cheers
Week 16: Houston +3.5 ********!
Week 17: Dallas/Philly Over 41.5
Week 18: GB -10
Olive Branches: 0-1 ****stains
Olive Branches: 0-2 Pirates who can't score from the 1 yard line!
Olive Brnaches: 0-3 KC +10.5

Ah, lads, I’ll own this one—what a ****e show. Them Cheeseheads from the Bay were supposed to stuff the Teddies and send ’em off to hibernation, but sure, it turns out the only ones nappin’ were Green Bay themselves. Jaysus, how did I not see this one comin’?

Grabbed me bratwurst, cracked open an Old Milwaukee, and sat there waitin’ for the laugher that never feckin’ happened. Instead, the Teddies must’ve decided to wake up for the first time since Week 8 and make a proper fool o’ me.

As for that Olive Branch, KC +10.5? Well, let’s just say I wish I’d grabbed the whole damn tree. No gold in the pot this week, lads, but sure, we’ll dust off and go again. Sláinte to better days ahead!


The Donkeys from Denver

The poor Donkeys are headin’ into the frigid land near Niagara, where the Buffalos’ll be gearin’ up for a proper stampede toward the City of Voodoo. The Donkeys? Well, they’ll be wise to step aside, unless they fancy bein’ trampled by Buffalos and pelted with them infamous flyin’ bildos. Sure, what else do you collect when you’re snowed in seven months a year?

The Donkeys’ season? Nixed today.

Buffalo -7.5


Sláinte to the stampede and another winning pick, lads!
 
Wild Card Weekend Results

Not a great weekend for the Picker. The Chargers and Packers not showing up put a damper on things. As did Baker's fumble. It did go 3-3 so not a losing weekend just maintained the status quo. It continues to struggle with the over unders. Looks like that will end up below 50% on the season.

 
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