Marshawn Lynch Having Some Fun at Pats Expense

[shmessy]

It's as genuine and truthful as the autotuned vocals.

 

[Kontradiction]

It's gonna be a rude awakening for Least Mode.

2 years away from the game? I don't care who you are, things change and especially at his age as a RB.

Count me as one who thinks he will be a massive disappointment.

He's running behind possibly the second best OL in the league (given health). If he's done, we'll know it pretty quickly because he should be given a lot of running room. If he's not, and Carr is anything like he was last year, that's going to be a very productive offense. It's just too bad for the Raiders that their defense is still very suspect.

 

[nabwong]

Least Mode? I like it! LOL

I only slightly disagree. I don't think he'll be a massive disappointment. He has less mileage on his legs and pounding on his body. And he'll be running behind one of the biggest and best O-Lines in the whole league. I could probably get close to 1000 yards behind that line. LOL So I think he'll be decent, but I'm not expecting Beast Mode . . . I'm expecting Least Mode as you put it.

I salute you sir. I'd probably **** my pants.

 

[BTTA]

LOL. I think someone cramped their glute and are getting it steamed in an effort to loosen the cramp. Like a hot water bath only quicker and more painful....

But how can that not be steaming other, more sensitive body parts in the process? Parts that might not recover so well from near boiling water? Wow.

 

[BlueThunder]

Baby powder too sooth the butt hurt??

 

[jah]

Joke's on him for being in a Macklemore video. That guy is horrible.

 

[lurker1965]

I don't understand the air pump and needle scene. What's that about?

I don't understand the air pump and needle scene. What's that about?

YYet another idiot who failed 7th grade science.

 

[lurker1965]

My take on the Raiders this year: They announced they are moving but stayed in Oakland for now. Goodbye HFA. Marshawn might be the guy who used to be Marshawn Lynch. If they go 0-2 they have every excuse to quit on the year.

 

[TBR]

I suggest watching on mute unless you want to lose brain cells or question what really counts as "music".

 

[KDPPatsfan85]

For the butthurt...

 

[PP2]

But how can that not be steaming other, more sensitive body parts in the process? Parts that might not recover so well from near boiling water? Wow.

It's liquid nitrogen spray- designed to numb whatever area of the body is ailing; I suppose the guy really got butthurt over something and they had to numb it before he could play further.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

As well as the treatment...

On the plus side, Brandon Moore seems to be much more fit.

Wait a minnnittttt.... is that a member of the JETE staff preemptively deflating his butt?

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

Marshawn Lynch circa 2013: Beast Mode

Marshawn Lynch circa 2017: Pant Load

Every time he's on the news here in Oakland he looks like a fat slob.

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

Can anyone tell me what's going on here?

I think it's a sport called Soccer where they slide around on their butts - looks painful