but...but...but WAIT!!...Kevin was lights out in Waterworld and The Postman...why, don't you all remember when he was reading Shakespeare and that other guy quoted "Cry havoc and let slip..the dogs of war!!!"...chills I tell ya'... and then when he wouldn't let any of the teenagers go out on routes and tried to deliver all the mail on his own and got real tired and rundown because he didn't want to see any of the kids shot by the post apocalyptic army that had guns while every one else sat around singing folk songs...didn't that send chills down your spines????
