Content Post JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

[Tunescribe]

I think LV and the JESTS might become possible landing spots for Sanders.

Deion hovering around telling Glenn what to do with his son would be next-level Jete comedy. Let's all pray for this to happen.

 

[ErniesPinkStripes]

Heyyo... just a heads up, it's 2025 and the Yets haven't even BEEN to the Superbowl since the freakin' Moon Landing, and their "Legendary" QB experiment ended up a colossal failure and they still have no QB!

 

[TommyD4207]

Heyyo... just a heads up, it's 2025 and the Yets haven't even BEEN to the Superbowl since the freakin' Moon Landing, and their "Legendary" QB experiment ended up a colossal failure and they still have no QB!

They haven't been to the Super Bowl since it was still an exhibition game.

 

[bakes781]

They’ll also be dealing Adams I bet. Need more draft ammo

I'd offer to swap 1st round picks for Davante?

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Yeah Kermit’s team/coaches do get it done. Imagine if he was drafted by the Jete?

I’m convinced that not even Tom Brady could overcome the Jete suckage.

 

[Tunescribe]

I’m convinced that not even Tom Brady could overcome the Jete suckage.

The stank is like a zombi virus.

 

[n1997y]

“Better than the Jets”

 

[signbabybrady]

Burn

 

[Guts]

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

“Better than the Jets”

Whoever made this did a good job

 

[fourhour]

Jets Announce Plan To Keep Losing But Without Aaron Rodgers

FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York Jets announced that the team had officially decided to keep losing all their games but without quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

babylonbee.com

 

[jimnance]

A cult is a cult.

If you're gonna join a cult, please remember one thing:
Don't drink the Koolaid!!

 

[PancakeBlockPaul]

His entire intro was a bunch of half-sentences punctuated by profanity. What does he sound like when he REALLY gets excited? I'll bet it's indecipherable. Good luck holding the team's attention.

I dono, this may be the only way to communicate with their players....

 

[Grogan14]

Aaron Rodgers tenure with JETS
2 years, 6 wins

 

[n1997y]

Aaron Rodgers tenure with JETS
2 years, 6 wins

Worth every penny

 

[mike_usagisan]

Interesting article about Rodgers options next:

What’s next for Aaron Rodgers?

Realistically, there are only a few teams that would be interested in a 41-year-old Rodgers next season.

sports.yahoo.com

Bridge quarterback for one of the teams drafting a rookie or maybe a starting job on a team that misses out on a rookie. Welcome to life as a 41 year old QB.

 

[Brotherblues]

Jets Announce Plan To Keep Losing But Without Aaron Rodgers

FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York Jets announced that the team had officially decided to keep losing all their games but without quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

babylonbee.com

So someone wrote a satire article purposefully making a fictional Aaron Glenn look bad, and still made him sound more eloquent and capable than Glenn sounded in his introductory presser. Da Jete are the gift that just never stops giving.

 

[Bill Lee]

Worth every penny

Aaron Rodgers Contract Details, Salary Cap Charges, Bonus Money, and Contract History | Over The Cap suggests $75M cash plus $49M of future cap hits for those six wins.

 

[Steve102]

Jets Announce Plan To Keep Losing But Without Aaron Rodgers

FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York Jets announced that the team had officially decided to keep losing all their games but without quarterback Aaron Rodgers.

babylonbee.com

 

[Bill Lee]

Joe Namath!



Also, LOL at Geno Smith being on the list at the same time as Namath!