JETS SUCK 2024 EDITION (OFFICIAL): THE SECOND COMING

[ctpatsfan77]

I dunno, maybe "DIDN'T BUTTFUMBLE" counts as an accomplishment?

 

[signbabybrady]

Since 2009 every AFC championship game has had Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, or Marc Sanchez. So the Jets got that going for them.

 

[Delicate Genius]

Since Rex chucked his headset down at the end of the 2010 AFCCG, the Jets:

- haven't played another playoff game
- have had one season above .500
- went through two rebrands
- fired four GMs and four head coaches
- drafted two QBs in the top 3 and dumped them both while on their rookie contracts
- paid $75M to an over-the-hill nutjob who won 5 games as their starting QB
- rank 30th in wins while being top 10 in team payroll
- rank last in points for and turnovers
- have scored 15 fewer touchdowns than the second-worst team

 

[Tunescribe]

Since Rex chucked his headset down at the end of the 2010 AFCCG, the Jets:

- haven't played another playoff game
- have had one season above .500
- went through two rebrands
- fired four GMs and four head coaches
- drafted two QBs in the top 3 and dumped them both while on their rookie contracts
- paid $75M to an over-the-hill nutjob who won 5 games as their starting QB
- rank 30th in wins while being top 10 in team payroll
- rank last in points for and turnovers
- have scored 15 fewer touchdowns than the second-worst team

That is awesome stuff. Where did you get it?

 

[Delicate Genius]

That is awesome stuff. Where did you get it?

Least NFL Wins Since 2011 | StatMuse

Since 2011, the Jacksonville Jaguars have the fewest wins by a team, with 69 wins.

www.statmuse.com

 

[Bill Lee]

Since Rex chucked his headset down at the end of the 2010 AFCCG, the Jets:

- haven't played another playoff game
- have had one season above .500
- went through two rebrands
- fired four GMs and four head coaches
- drafted two QBs in the top 3 and dumped them both while on their rookie contracts
- paid $75M to an over-the-hill nutjob who won 5 games as their starting QB
- rank 30th in wins while being top 10 in team payroll
- rank last in points for and turnovers
- have scored 15 fewer touchdowns than the second-worst team

Also "New Giants Stadium" opened in 2010 and all the people dumb enough to pay for season tickets also got whacked for PSLs costing thousands of dollars, so they've paid through the nose to smell that stanky team attempt but fail to be a football team since 2010.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

delete comment posted in wrong thread

 

[Tunescribe]

This guy ... It's his introductory press conference and I already can hear the clock ticking.

 

[WhatJustHappened]

LMFAO

 

[Koma]

“We’re the freakin’ New York Jets and we’re built for this ****.”

Glenn doesn’t understand that the Jets are the football ball equivalent of the Washington Generals, except worse because the Generals are part of the act and know their job is to lose. The Jets just do that naturally. Announcing that you’re the NYJ is a bad thing, like a restaurant owner telling his patrons that his kitchen has failed multiple health inspections. On the plus side, Glenn does know the Jets are built for a septic tank.

 

[Tunescribe]

“We’re the freakin’ New York Jets and we’re built for this ****.”

Glenn doesn’t understand that the Jets are the football ball equivalent of the Washington Generals, except worse because the Generals are part of the act and know their job is to lose. The Jets just do that naturally. Announcing that you’re the NYJ is a bad thing, like a restaurant owner telling his patrons that his kitchen has failed multiple health inspections. On the plus side, Glenn does know the Jets are built for a septic tank.

His entire intro was a bunch of half-sentences punctuated by profanity. What does he sound like when he REALLY gets excited? I'll bet it's indecipherable. Good luck holding the team's attention.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

His entire intro was a bunch of half-sentences punctuated by profanity. What does he sound like when he REALLY gets excited? I'll bet it's indecipherable. Good luck holding the team's attention.

Not quite Gase level bad, but pretty bad. The Jets better hope that he’s good at X’s and O’s and talent evaluation, because if they’re relying on him for motivation, after watching that I think they’d do better with Matt Foley.

 

[Tunescribe]

"Aaron Rodgers and the roster will be talked about."

This guy is as insightful as it gets.

 

[Clonamery]

His entire intro was a bunch of half-sentences punctuated by profanity. What does he sound like when he REALLY gets excited? I'll bet it's indecipherable. Good luck holding the team's attention.

2 guys clapping and a, "yeah."

 

[reflexblue]

This guy ... It's his introductory press conference and I already can hear the clock ticking.

I thought i heard the clock ticking the moment he was hired. Just sayin

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Watch them bring back Aaron Rodgers

 

[Tunescribe]

Watch them bring back Aaron Rodgers

Just imagine all the confusion that would create with two guys named Aaron running things.

 

[n1997y]

Just imagine all the confusion that would create with two guys named Aaron running things.

No, Aaron said it’ll be ok.

 

[neckroll#14]

Things are gearing up well for the forthcoming "Jets SUCK 2025" thread...

 

[captain stone]

Not quite Gase level bad, but pretty bad. The Jets better hope that he’s good at X’s and O’s and talent evaluation, because if they’re relying on him for motivation, after watching that I think they’d do better with Matt Foley.

I'm heading down by the river later today; I'll stop at Matt's trailer and suggest he contact the NYJ PDQ...