Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

The Jete have a "win now" mode? I didn't know that.

It is contradictory to the “Play Like A Jet” motto. Players are dumbfounded by the paradox the moment they arrive.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Yikes.

Clearly that won’t be swirling through his head the entire game.

 

[Tunescribe]

Yikes.

No, smash the little green turd! Pile-driving helmet-first full-weight blow to the gut by a 350-pound defensive tackle.

 

[TheBeers]

 

[Tony2046]

I forgot the schedule. When did the five year plan start?

 

[Tunescribe]

I forgot the schedule. When did the five year plan start?

It started 51 years ago. A Jete year is 10 times a normal human year.

 

[Joker]

"Sam Darnold: “I want to make sure that I’m safe out there and I’m not going to die.”"

Clearly another in an endless line of SoCal Trojan tick brained QB's...thanks for that ultra cogent observation, Samstein...uh, BTW, make sure you look both ways before crossing a busy street too. Fuggin' crimpbrain...

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I forgot the schedule. When did the five year plan start?

Can Jets fans even count to 5?

 

[maust]

 

[Bill Lee]

So, so Jetsy: The big drama isn't what happens on the field, it's what happens in a Petri dish...

 

[Tunescribe]

So, so Jetsy: The big drama isn't what happens on the field, it's what happens in a Petri dish...

Missing in this whole little drama is an interview with the high school girl who gave mono to him. He probably paid her hush money, though.

 

[maust]

Missing in this whole little drama is an interview with the high school girl who gave mono to him. He probably paid her hush money, though.

Word has it she went back to The Sanchise. Little Sammy just didn't quite measure up, turns out size does matter

 

[Tunescribe]

Word has it she went back to The Sanchise. Little Sammy just didn't quite measure up, turns out size does matter

Even more reason for the hush money. You don't want your starting quarterback saddled with the nickname "Tiny Tool."

 

[SBLIII]

 

[maust]

So the QB that took most of the snaps in practice isn't the one starting? I may have underestimated Googly Gaze, it would seem HE'S the Kotite now.

You can't make this sh!t up...

 

[JetFan79]

Spleendid news.

 

[maust]

Spleendid news.

Somewhere in the greater Philly area the Eagles realized that the laughter really can go to 11

 

[Tunescribe]

So the QB that took most of the snaps in practice isn't the one starting? I may have underestimated Googly Gaze, it would seem HE'S the Kotite now.

You can't make this sh!t up...

Why doesn't he just announce a forfeit to the Eagles? Not that playing Darnit would make any difference. At least Gaze made the announcement in time for Philly to adjust its defensive game plan accordingly instead of having to wait 'til Sunday. To give an ailing quarterback all the practice reps over his able-bodied replacement shows great confidence in Falk, eh?

 

[maust]

Why doesn't he just announce a forfeit to the Eagles? Not that playing Darnit would make any difference. At least Gaze made the announcement in time for Philly to adjust its defensive game plan accordingly instead of having to wait 'til Sunday. To give an ailing quarterback all the practice reps over his able-bodied replacement shows great confidence in Falk, eh?

Googly Ficken Falk'd him and then some.

 

[PatsWSB47]

Eagles reaction: Darnit!