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The Jete have a "win now" mode? I didn't know that.
It is contradictory to the “Play Like A Jet” motto. Players are dumbfounded by the paradox the moment they arrive.
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Yikes.
It started 51 years ago. A Jete year is 10 times a normal human year.I forgot the schedule. When did the five year plan start?
Can Jets fans even count to 5?I forgot the schedule. When did the five year plan start?
Missing in this whole little drama is an interview with the high school girl who gave mono to him. He probably paid her hush money, though.So, so Jetsy: The big drama isn't what happens on the field, it's what happens in a Petri dish...
Missing in this whole little drama is an interview with the high school girl who gave mono to him. He probably paid her hush money, though.
Even more reason for the hush money. You don't want your starting quarterback saddled with the nickname "Tiny Tool."Word has it she went back to The Sanchise. Little Sammy just didn't quite measure up, turns out size does matter
Spleendid news.
Why doesn't he just announce a forfeit to the Eagles? Not that playing Darnit would make any difference. At least Gaze made the announcement in time for Philly to adjust its defensive game plan accordingly instead of having to wait 'til Sunday. To give an ailing quarterback all the practice reps over his able-bodied replacement shows great confidence in Falk, eh?So the QB that took most of the snaps in practice isn't the one starting? I may have underestimated Googly Gaze, it would seem HE'S the Kotite now.
You can't make this sh!t up...
Why doesn't he just announce a forfeit to the Eagles? Not that playing Darnit would make any difference. At least Gaze made the announcement in time for Philly to adjust its defensive game plan accordingly instead of having to wait 'til Sunday. To give an ailing quarterback all the practice reps over his able-bodied replacement shows great confidence in Falk, eh?