You know what? If we're going to found the New York Hams, let's commit to the craft... I'm editing and adding... let's do the whole song...
It's Quiet Out of Town
[BOWLES]
There is parody that parity don’t reach
There is suckery too terrible to name
He holds up his child-size hand
To push away the inevitable
The mornings when hopes lie in a heap
They keep pushing expectations down
The Darnolds move to town
And learn to live with the inevitable
[DARNOLD]
I spend hours in the weight room
I lay alone on the floor
And it’s quiet out of town
I never liked East Rutherford
I take the losses to teams on Sunday
The rich get richer and the poor stay poor
And I pray
I get traded by the time I'm 24
[BOWLES & ENSEMBLE]
If you see Gase on the field, walking the sidelines
Talking by his side, have pity
[DARNOLD]
Brady you would like it out of town,
if you lived in this town
[BOWLES & ENSEMBLE]
He is working through the inevitable
[GASE]
If he fails it's okay, not my hire any way,
He passes every day and it's ****ty
[DARNOLD]
They knock me down, I get back up
[ENSEMBLE]
He doesn't get it...
[DARNOLD]
Look at players we've lost
Look at where we started
I know we don't deserve to be a franchise
But a playoff berth... That would be enough
If I could spare Bowles' job.........................................[BOWLES]: Careful how you say that
If I could take his ticket out
I'd be landing somewhere now
The press would say that it was genius
I don't pretend we're good
Like JETE fans in off-season
I know that there's no reason, with what we've lost
And Gase need time
But I'm not afraid
I know who gets carries
Just let me stand by Leveon's side
That would be enough
(Tag, you're it!!!)[/QUOTE]
This is quite good but I’m more of an Aaron Burr guy myself.