Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

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Sam Darnold mono diagnosis forces Jets to crack down on kissing in huddle


https://sports.theonion.com/sam-darnold-s-mono-diagnosis-forces-jets-to-crack-down-1838076091

 

[slam]

"They're a team in the weird situation in which they're not any good but they've spent all their money."
-The Ringer NFL Podcast, on the Jets

 

[Joker]

except it's not a "weird" situation....it's business as usual. You could sell dog shyt on rye and tell a Jete fan it was corned beef and they'd pay 30 friggin bucks a plate ,like at the Stage Deli.

 

[shmessy]

 

[1960Pats]

The Jets have NEVER won a Lombardi...Vince was still alive when Namath made his guarantee.

The Jete win in the SB in 1968 was HUGE, no matter what they called the trophy. At the time the NFL had won the first two and everyone was ridiculing the AFL. The Jete win and the KC win the next year shut the NFLers up for good. And now the NFL plays a more AFL type of game.

But, the Jete suck now, on and off the field, and that win came 10 years before our 40 year old son was born.

 

[Bill Lee]

Uh-oh, Darnit has mononucleosis and will miss multiple games. Makes you wonder if he's been following in Sanchez's footsteps dating high school girls.

We don't know what Blockhead Darnit's target of choice is: girls, boys, livestock, etc.

We do know he doesn't target NFL receivers very well.

 

[shmessy]

Can you IMAGINE BB ever letting an assistant coach do this before a game?????????

 

[Joker]

who's that mook? Mr Magoo?

 

[Vatahala]

Weird.
I was just checking out stories on Redzone and saw a Jets article entitled Why Darnold's mono diagnosis is (strangely) great news for Adam Gase.
The article basically says he gains a free year of not being criticized and will not be fired this year.

 

[Froob]

Anybody going to the Jest game next weekend? Would love to have a beer and laugh about the Jesters before the game.

 

[Tunescribe]

who's that mook? Mr Magoo?

He's Mr. Tough ****, the Bountygate orchestrator who thinks he should be HC of the NYJ. Someone should ask him if he's had anything to do with making Quinine a monumental bust so far.

 

[Clonamery]

who's that mook? Mr Magoo?

The Jete's next HC.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jete's next HC.

With Darnit's season screwed that likely saves Googly Gaze's job at least into next season, when the Bountygator will enact his coup plot. So, the Jete will get about 1.5 years of Gaze and, say, 1.5-2.5 years of Bountygator before the next regime reset. Seems about right.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Can you IMAGINE BB ever letting an assistant coach do this before a game?????????

Is that an Arby's uniform?

 

[Clonamery]

Is that an Arby's uniform?

Could be....he's all about the meat.

 

[captain stone]

The Jete's next HC.

Wrecks Ryan Part Deaux.

 

[Bill Lee]

Weird.
I was just checking out stories on Redzone and saw a Jets article entitled Why Darnold's mono diagnosis is (strangely) great news for Adam Gase.
The article basically says he gains a free year of not being criticized and will not be fired this year.

Yep, let's let the bowl filled with smelly green slime fester for another year before we flush it all down.

We're on to 51 Years Without A Championship!

Anybody going to the Jest game next weekend? Would love to have a beer and laugh about the Jesters before the game.

Makes me want to scalp a ticket just to heckle.

Chances are high for getting a Buttfumble 2.0 game.

 

[1960Pats]

Yep, let's let the bowl filled with smelly green slime fester for another year before we flush it all down.

We're on to 51 Years Without A Championship!

Makes me want to scalp a ticket just to heckle.

Chances are high for getting a Buttfumble 2.0 game.

There'll never be another Buttfumble game. That game changed the meaning of a New York Minute to 55 seconds of pure Patriot joy.

 

[Tunescribe]

Yep, let's let the bowl filled with smelly green slime fester for another year before we flush it all down.

We're on to 51 Years Without A Championship!

Makes me want to scalp a ticket just to heckle.

Chances are high for getting a Buttfumble 2.0 game.

There'll never be another Buttfumble game. That game changed the meaning of a New York Minute to 55 seconds of pure Patriot joy.

There actually WAS a Buttfumble 2.0. This one was courtesy of Gee-No! Smith and resulted in a Titans touchdown.

Link: Geno Smith Brings Back the ‘Butt Fumble’
Sep 29, 2013; Nashville, TN, USA; Tennessee Titans defensive tackle Karl Klug (97) sacks New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith (7) forcing a fumble that is returned for a touchdown during the second half at LP Field. Tennessee won 38-13. The New York Jets buried themselves with the turnovers and penalties yesterday against the Tennessee Titans — Geno Smith committing three by himself, including his own version of the “butt fumble”:

 

[Joker]

Geno's BF2 was actually even more perfect because it illustrated the culture of bigmouth chest pounding "look at me!" individualism that has always marked the Gastineau Gashouse Gang Green