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[JetFan79]

Good luck stopping AB, Gordon and Edelman.

Jamal will lay em all out.

Ok maybe not Gordon... but still. 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Jamal will lay em all out.

Ok maybe not Gordon... but still. 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

Don't make me mention Tuney. I'll do it!!!!!

 

[JetFan79]

Don't make me mention Tuney. I'll do it!!!!!

Noooo please! Ok I'm sorry.

Edelman would steamroll Jamal.

 

[Tunescribe]

Jamal will lay em all out.

Ok maybe not Gordon... but still. 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

So, the fantasy gurus say to sit Dam Darnit and that flaky puke Robby Anderson tomorrow. They must know something. What I'm wondering is whether Quinine will see the field or if he's still sidelined with that hay fever problem. Vegas has this game as a toss-up, here's hoping the Bills give New Jersey a well-deserved *****-slapping.

Almost forgot: at some point this season your lippy goofball Jamal "Punk" Adams will run into a goalpost and knock himself out.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

So, the fantasy gurus say to sit Dam Darnit and that flaky puke Robby Anderson tomorrow. They must know something. What I'm wondering is whether Quinine will see the field or if he's still sidelined with that hay fever problem. Vegas has this game as a toss-up, here's hoping the Bills give New Jersey a well-deserved *****-slapping.

Almost forgot: at some point this season your lippy goofball Jamal "Punk" Adams will run into a goalpost and knock himself out.

Am I the only one who can't stand Darnolds face?

 

[Tunescribe]

Am I the only one who can't stand Darnolds face?

He doesn't look human, more like a poorly drawn cartoon character.

 

[Horace's Ivories]

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[Joker]

Leave the site, JetJerk 79...it's past over. You have no business here anymore

 

[JetFan79]

Leave the site, JetJerk 79...it's past over. You have no business here anymore

Joker... are you saying you don't want me here?

That hurts man.

 

[Tunescribe]

Joker... are you saying you don't want me here?

That hurts man.

Enough with the sarcasm. You know, Joker knows, and the American people know: it's what you come here for. By the way, your happy time of year is over -- the regular season starts today. Here's a preview ...

 

[Vatahala]

Joker... are you saying you don't want me here?

That hurts man.

As long as you show up when the season is going good or bad, I for one will
welcome you here.

 

[Tunescribe]

As long as you show up when the season is going good or bad, I for one will
welcome you here.

Spend a bit more time here, you'll change your mind.

 

[Joker]

66 yards passing for the 1st half..Jete offense 104 total yards....what a staggering leap forward for Dumb Darnit and the Jete Tard Machine fanbase

 

[JetFan79]

We should bring in Carli Lloyd. Can't be any worse.

 

[Clonamery]

Defense looks solid. No runs. Just solid.

 

[PrairiePat]

Big Jete finish today to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!

 

[Tunescribe]

Yoo-hoo! @JetFan79 ! Come and get it!

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Lolololololololololololol

Darnold sucks. He beyond sucks.

Gase is a con man.

WE TOLD YOU SO! @JetFan79

 

[TomPatriot]

Jets. Some things never change.