Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Bill Lee]

Who knows if this report is accurate and things will shake out, but this is typically baffling decision making by the Jets. They let Maccagnan hire the new coaching staff and build the team through free agency and the draft. Then, when it’s too late to do anything about the 2019 season, changes will be made to the front office. This pretty much guarantees another top 5 draft pick next year.

I totally agree.

The brass made the time to look at the situation and hire Crazy Eyes Gaze and Bounty Hunter Williams, yet they let Macca sit in place to pick the ingredients the others are cooking.

In the mean time Darn-It will have another season of crap talent and crap coaching around him so he'll continue to pick up bad habits while running for his life, da Jete will almost certainly get another top 5 draft pick, the brass will give up on Darn-It, they'll draft some other QB, and the cycle will repeat.

The Jete personnel philosophy in a nutshell: collect talent, plug roster holes. No regard for versatility, smarts, leadership potential or character. No wonder their successes are fleeting.

Bell is a perfect example. You need a RB. What do you do? You give record setting money to the talented guy who just gave his last team the middle finger by sitting out a season, and who starts things off things with his new team by not showing up for the off season program. Meanwhile, RBs are a dime a dozen in the draft.

 

[SHOWTIME15]

Jete lose Isiah Crowell for the season

Isaiah Crowell tore his Achilles

 

[JetFan79]

Jete lose Isiah Crowell for the season

Isaiah Crowell tore his Achilles

Oh no! We lost our RB. It's tough being a Jet fan.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Oh no! We lost our RB. It's tough being a Jet fan.

I didn’t realize Crowell went to the Raiders. Who did you replace him with? I don’t see anyone else on the roster who has been even average recently.

 

[JetFan79]

I didn’t realize Crowell went to the Raiders. Who did you replace him with? I don’t see anyone else on the roster who has been even average recently.

We drafted a guy last year who will likely be the Bell cow. Trenton Cannon.

 

[jv320i]

Isn't Bell the cow?

 

[maust]

Oh no! We lost our RB. It's tough being a Jet fan.

Okay, so there are Pats fans that only read headlines and see pictures. On a Jete site that would make them rocket scientists

 

[Tunescribe]

Oh no! We lost our RB. It's tough being a Jet fan.

Well, if your "real" running back keeps skipping team activities you'll be losing him sooner than you'd like. That would be yet another ...

 

[SHOWTIME15]

Oh no! We lost our RB. It's tough being a Jet fan.

My bad I thought he was still on the Jete.

 

[SHOWTIME15]

Okay, so there are Pats fans that only read headlines and see pictures. On a Jete site that would make them rocket scientists

Still reeling from last night?

 

[Joker]

how now green bellcow?

 

[Tunescribe]

how now green bellcow?

It's Belchcow. Leveon Belchcow, emitter of methane effluent into New Jersey's airborne toxicities.

 

[maust]

It's Belchcow. Leveon Belchcow, emitter of methane effluent into New Jersey's airborne toxicities.

The bad news is it may push the toxicity level to near lethal, the good news is in Jete land no one will notice the additional stank

 

[Tunescribe]

The bad news is it may push the toxicity level to near lethal, the good news is in Jete land no one will notice the additional stank

Think this might help?

 

[maust]

Think this might help?

No, not even if every B-52 left in the inventory carpet bombed that stank hole with it. 24 hours a day for a week. The Jersey swamplands have become so deeply & thoroughly stankified that if all things Jete ceased to exist at this very instant people will be vacationing in Chernobyl for a 1000 years before the stank even begins to dissipate. Truly the Jete are a plague on mankind.

 

[Tunescribe]

Latest news ...

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[TommyD4207]

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[TommyD4207]

Well, if your "real" running back keeps skipping team activities you'll be losing him sooner than you'd like. That would be yet another ...

It's ok, when he shows up at 265 with all that extra 'padding' in August, it will make up for the lost time.

 

[jv320i]

From now on this is my ONLY appropriate post sneeze reaction.