Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

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So, in true ass backwards Jete fashion, the Rats sign Bilgewater to help clean up their stinking sewer of a franchise....Teddy drops back and *craaacckkkkkkkkk*...uh, drops to the ground writhing in pain grabbing his knee AND shoulder...oh well...OG OG OG J-E-T-E!!!
 

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Bridgewater also signs with the Jets. It’ll be hilarious if they pass on a QB again, or if a rookie chafes at being stuck behind two vets.

What a shame for Teddy to have his career dealt such a calamitous blow. Also, his knee got torn up real bad a few years ago.
I think they are just playing the odds.

"IF we draft, sign, trade for ten QB's in total, one of them will work" "Right?"

"Will go with the hot hand" :eek:

The ole "QB by committee" routine.

Thanks to their tanking......(won a game) ....not tanking...(lost a game) ....tanking plan they are in perfect position for jack shyt. hahahaha

But don't worry. They still have a trillion dollars in cap space. I was told by a resident Jete that this was the year. "Gad Nabit....they are going to the Super Bowl".

Unfortunately rumor has it that big free agent tickets are signing elsewhere for less. hahaha

This will be the year all right. Not sure how we'll look at it yet though. Is it truly the 50th anniversary or are they only halfway to their centennial?
 

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So, in true ass backwards Jete fashion, the Rats sign Bilgewater to help clean up their stinking sewer of a franchise....Teddy drops back and *craaacckkkkkkkkk*...uh, drops to the ground writhing in pain grabbing his knee AND shoulder...oh well...OG OG OG J-E-T-E!!!
"Bilgewater." :D PERFECT! McClown, Bilgewater, Quackenbush, Pity, and incoming rookie savior TBA. Looks like former rookie saviors Quack and Pity are on the outs -- perhaps they'll now sign elsewhere, get real coaching and become pros.

The Bilgewater and McClown tandem reminds me of when they had Gee-No! Smith and Dogkiller Vick. Another iteration of the Jete brass QB philosophy, "We don't like either of you, you're only temporary, so we'll have the two of you battle it out 'cuz competition is ... uh ... good?" Same with the failed tenures of Pity and Quack. Built for suckage!

 
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I think they are just playing the odds.

"IF we draft, sign, trade for ten QB's in total, one of them will work" "Right?"

"Will go with the hot hand" :eek:

The ole "QB by committee" routine.

Thanks to their tanking......(won a game) ....not tanking...(lost a game) ....tanking plan they are in perfect position for jack shyt. hahahaha

But don't worry. They still have a trillion dollars in cap space. I was told by a resident Jete that this was the year. "Gad Nabit....they are going to the Super Bowl".

Unfortunately rumor has it that big free agent tickets are signing elsewhere for less. hahaha

This will be the year all right. Not sure how we'll look at it yet though. Is it truly the 50th anniversary or are they only halfway to their centennial?
Look where they find themselves now.

They're in "If you have two QBs you have no QB" land.

Each QB will want to play good enough to get a new contract but given how little talent the Jete have the end result will be six wins and a bad draft pick.

The Jete are stocking up on the D side of the ball, just as they have for years, but how's that playing out?

The team can't put up points, so the best D in the world means nothing, and all their high draft picks end up playing on other teams.

They have got huge amounts of cap room ( as pant-load @JeteFan69 loves to point out ) but what does it matter if no good FAs will take their money because it means playing on a shyte team for a shyte organization?
 

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Look where they find themselves now.

They're in "If you have two QBs you have no QB" land.

Each QB will want to play good enough to get a new contract but given how little talent the Jete have the end result will be six wins and a bad draft pick.

The Jete are stocking up on the D side of the ball, just as they have for years, but how's that playing out?

The team can't put up points, so the best D in the world means nothing, and all their high draft picks end up playing on other teams.

They have got huge amounts of cap room ( as pant-load @JeteFan69 loves to point out ) but what does it matter if no good FAs will take their money because it means playing on a shyte team for a shyte organization?
In this case, pant-load is more accurate than troll.
 

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Fine, until you showed up.

When you're among the worst, it doesn't take much to improve.

Uh-huh. While you're at it, can you give us a status report on the Browns, too?

We genuinely do not care.
Browns look pretty damn fun.

Good oline. Serviceable QB. Insane WRs (probably best in the NFL). And what will likely be the top young RB and another young QB prospect.

Will they put it all together? Who knows? But that is a good looking squad over there.
 

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Browns look pretty damn fun. Good oline. Serviceable QB. Insane WRs (probably best in the NFL). And what will likely be the top young RB and another young QB prospect. Will they put it all together? Who knows? But that is a good looking squad over there.
Yup, they just might give your Jete a good thrashing this season when the Green Slime oozes into Cleveland.
 
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