Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

A Jete fan, of all people, saying I have no class. I consider that a badge of honor.

 

Did you put the new iteration up ,Tunes? Nice...already attracting green flies I see....

 

So, in true ass backwards Jete fashion, the Rats sign Bilgewater to help clean up their stinking sewer of a franchise....Teddy drops back and *craaacckkkkkkkkk*...uh, drops to the ground writhing in pain grabbing his knee AND shoulder...oh well...OG OG OG J-E-T-E!!!

 

I think they are just playing the odds.

"IF we draft, sign, trade for ten QB's in total, one of them will work" "Right?"

"Will go with the hot hand"

The ole "QB by committee" routine.

Thanks to their tanking......(won a game) ....not tanking...(lost a game) ....tanking plan they are in perfect position for jack shyt. hahahaha

But don't worry. They still have a trillion dollars in cap space. I was told by a resident Jete that this was the year. "Gad Nabit....they are going to the Super Bowl".

Unfortunately rumor has it that big free agent tickets are signing elsewhere for less. hahaha

This will be the year all right. Not sure how we'll look at it yet though. Is it truly the 50th anniversary or are they only halfway to their centennial?

 

"Bilgewater." PERFECT! McClown, Bilgewater, Quackenbush, Pity, and incoming rookie savior TBA. Looks like former rookie saviors Quack and Pity are on the outs -- perhaps they'll now sign elsewhere, get real coaching and become pros.

The Bilgewater and McClown tandem reminds me of when they had Gee-No! Smith and Dogkiller Vick. Another iteration of the Jete brass QB philosophy, "We don't like either of you, you're only temporary, so we'll have the two of you battle it out 'cuz competition is ... uh ... good?" Same with the failed tenures of Pity and Quack. Built for suckage!

 

Look where they find themselves now.

They're in "If you have two QBs you have no QB" land.

Each QB will want to play good enough to get a new contract but given how little talent the Jete have the end result will be six wins and a bad draft pick.

The Jete are stocking up on the D side of the ball, just as they have for years, but how's that playing out?

The team can't put up points, so the best D in the world means nothing, and all their high draft picks end up playing on other teams.

They have got huge amounts of cap room ( as pant-load @JeteFan69 loves to point out ) but what does it matter if no good FAs will take their money because it means playing on a shyte team for a shyte organization?

 

In this case, pant-load is more accurate than troll.

 

Good morning Pats Fans! How is everyone on this fine day?...



Not even halfway though the avaiable cap...



Jones would be a great signing.

 

Great! I’m not a Jete fan. Also, you have a great day with your whole hell on earth fanshite life you have.

Happy Anniversary!

 

Fine, until you showed up.

When you're among the worst, it doesn't take much to improve.

Uh-huh. While you're at it, can you give us a status report on the Browns, too?

We genuinely do not care.

 

Browns look pretty damn fun.

Good oline. Serviceable QB. Insane WRs (probably best in the NFL). And what will likely be the top young RB and another young QB prospect.

Will they put it all together? Who knows? But that is a good looking squad over there.

 

Yup, they just might give your Jete a good thrashing this season when the Green Slime oozes into Cleveland.

 

The Jete jerk is an expert on the Clowns? Symmetry ...pure unadulterated green puke symmetry

 

Link: New York Jets | Taste of the Jets

Right -- $249 (!) for two hours sampling food and talking to the Jete. A surefire recipe for indigestion. This odd event brings new meaning to the term, "glutton for punishment."

 

"hey...this food SUCKS! WTF is going on here?..."

 

Yikes



And lol

 

New year same old suckage. Every year remains the same, you have death, taxes, and the jest suck.

 

The jete,the gift that keeps on giving. The jest aren't a football team they're a real life Reality show about a dysfunctional oganization that has the reverse midus touch. Everyone and everything that comes into contact with the jete turns to ****.