Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[Tunescribe]

Thousands of lower-level sideline seats for the Green Beans' grand finale vs. arch-rival Beefalo are available for as little as $43. Should be a real barn-burner, folks.

As soon as the game is over, fans will be flocking to the exits anxious to start their favorite time of year -- the off-season!

 

[nabwong]

Westhoff is quite entertaining

 

[AtomicDawg]

Westhoff is quite entertaining

Ray Lucas and his look to the camera everytime he was asked a question had me dying, lmao

"F!!"

 

[Bill Lee]

Ray Lucas and his look to the camera everytime he was asked a question had me dying, lmao

"F!!"

"F"s across the board!

It's unanimous: Chad, Ray, Mike and all of us agree: THE JETS SUCK!

 

[Tunescribe]

I wish the Beefalo-Green Beans game was in prime time tonight.

 

[AtomicDawg]

LOL. How them PSLs looking now Woody?

 

[reflexblue]

Even when the green rodents win they still suck. They weren't going anywhere and now they may get a lower draft pick by winning. Not that they would do the right thing with a higher draft pick.

 

[reflexblue]

Westhoff is quite entertaining

Westhoff is quite entertaining

After about a minute i asked myself why i was watching three talking heads affiliated with the jest and i turned it off. I was worried about being contaminated by Green slime and start to suck.

 

[Tunescribe]

ASTOUNDING statement win today by the Green Beans! Fizzlepack bounced back with a solid effort, 20-of-30 for 210 yards and two touchdowns, making a strong case for returning next year as New Jersey's starting quarterback. Lots of Green Beans saved their jobs in this gutsy, heads-up effort.

 

[Joker]

I am so happy for our resident green rodent that I'm now going to take a commemorative dump in honor of this staggering sporting achievement...

 

[JetFan79]

LOL. How them PSLs looking now Woody?

OK, no sense making things look worse than they are. The season was bad enough.

Our stadium is ALWAYS damn near empty minutes before kickoff. The club sections (of which there are a **** ton) are packed at that point, and people are waiting 'til the last second to come in from tailgates.

Add in a meaningless game and it's even worse. But I was actually shocked at the attendance today. Looked to be 70% full at points.

 

[AtomicDawg]

OK, no sense making things look worse than they are.

Sure there is.

 

[Bill Lee]

Congrats to the JeSts for winning a meaningless game and guaranteeing themselves a worse draft position!

Only made better by their bold move towards winning the Off Season Championship by announcing they're keeping Blowes and Macca...

Five wins this season. Going in to next season with a GM and coach who have been mediocre, no talent at QB, lots of aging free agents whose contracts are going to be dumped but hit the cap pretty hard, very few talented players overall, so what's the odds they get five wins next year?

Seems their Off Season Championship streak is at risk...

If only there was another Darelle Revis move they could make!

 

[JetFan79]

Congrats to the JeSts for winning a meaningless game and guaranteeing themselves a worse draft position!

A win or loss wouldn't have changed draft position at all.

 

[Tunescribe]

OK, no sense making things look worse than they are. The season was bad enough.

Our stadium is ALWAYS damn near empty minutes before kickoff. The club sections (of which there are a **** ton) are packed at that point, and people are waiting 'til the last second to come in from tailgates.

Add in a meaningless game and it's even worse. But I was actually shocked at the attendance today. Looked to be 70% full at points.

Everything else aside, you GOTTA be stoked by the win today, especially Fizzlepack's steady work leading the offense. Looks great for him heading into next season with his fellow swamp rats. Revis held his own today as well. The way your Green Beans came together in all three phases vs. a hated division rival suggests the program has righted itself. Not only did you finish the season on a high note, but the off-season has started! YOWZA!

 

[JetFan79]

Everything else aside, you GOTTA be stoked by the win today, especially Fizzlepack's steady work leading the offense. Looks great for him heading into next season. Revis held his own today as well. The way your Green Beans came together in all three phases vs. a hated division rival suggests the program has righted itself. Not only did you finish the season on a high note, but the off-season has started! YOWZA!

Ha ha. Yeah, win or lose meant nothing really. Other than I suppose many of the fans that attended the game were probably some of the more deserving and also most likely broke members of the fanbase. Good for them to see a win on New Years.

As far as Fitz is concerned, I started this thread... Ryan Fitzpatrick Dedication Thread

 

[Tunescribe]

Ha ha. Yeah, win or lose meant nothing really. Other than I suppose many of the fans that attended the game were probably some of the more deserving and also most likely broke members of the fanbase. Good for them to see a win on New Years.

As far as Fitz is concerned, I started this thread... Ryan Fitzpatrick Dedication Thread

An embarrassingly sad, unappreciative demonstration of negativity and despair.

 

[Bill Lee]

A win or loss wouldn't have changed draft position at all.

This also means the win has no meaningful positive impact either, unless it makes Macca and Woody decide Fitzy is that missing piece after all!

 

[Tunescribe]

This also means the win has no meaningful positive impact either, unless it makes Macca and Woody decide Fitzy is that missing piece after all!

But of course he is! He simply needs a capable supporting cast to watch in wonder as he tutors Petty, Gee-No! and Quackenbush in the art of throwing interceptions.

 

[denverpatsfan]

Ryan Fitzpatrick should win the MVP