Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[JetFan79]

I'm very disappointed. I can't find one "The Pats suck" thread, on any Jest forum.
It's gonna be a slow night.

This is a very unique thing you guys have here. It's what made me join.

Not that I've looked, but I can't think of a similar thread in any other forum I've read.

If I thought it would last more than a day, I'd start one over at JetNation. But it'd just be a waste. There'd be a few funny posts and it'd fade away.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

This is a very unique thing you guys have here. It's what made me join.

Not that I've looked, but I can't think of a similar thread in any other forum I've read.

If I thought it would last more than a day, I'd start one over at JetNation. But it'd just be a waste. There'd be a few funny posts and it'd fade away.

Guys like you make me think there really are Human Jest fans.

 

[Tunescribe]

Yeah, yeah. Today sucked.

Today? TODAY?! What about the last 48 years! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Somewhere in there there's a Ryan Fitzpatrick/Patrick Fitz Ryan joke. Tired though.

Just want to rejoin you all in celebrating yet more JEST suckage.

So, so sad.

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

Guys like you make me think there really are Human Jest fans.

I'm sorry. I meant Sub human. My bad.

 

[Tunescribe]

Somewhere in there there's a Ryan Fitzpatrick/Patrick Fitz Ryan joke. Tired though.

Just want to rejoin you all in celebrating yet more JEST suckage.

So, so sad.

What -- you find high hilarity somehow "sad"?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

What -- you find high hilarity somehow "sad"?

Come on man. The "Just End The Suffering" video was right up there with the Bladerunner "Tears in Rain" speech. curling Namath inscription and all. Meanwhile that hopeful, dashing young man has devolved into a wet-brained old alkie who repels suzie kolber, and that was what? 12, 13 years ago? Something like that.



If he died in the interim, apologies to JEST fans both for the insensitivity, and for the passing of your best hope for a return to relevance.

 

[JetFan79]

I'm sorry. I meant Sub human. My bad.

 

[libra957]

Wonderful stuff from the jets as usual .

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Thank you thank you, they'll be here all week... don't forget to tip your servers...

 

[Ochmed Jones]

After a game like that Bowles has his work cut out for him to not lose that locker room.

I hope roger "I bleed green and white and not just because I have the clap" goddell is not drinking himself into a stupor today.

Although it is hard to drink yourself into a stupor when you are already living every day in a stupor.

 

[Joker]

It's true...arrogant morons enjoy their idiocy...how about a new mnemonic to help us all remember....

Jerks Enjoy Their Stupidity

 

[patfanken]

I know it's easy to prey upon Jets fans after their latest fiasco, but before you honk on Fitzpatrick, we all should remember that Tom Brady has had at least one 5 pick game that I can recall, maybe more, so days like this happen to EVERY QB.....including the GOAT

 

[Tony2046]

So when they turn to Bryce Petty in week 13 (after going to Geno in week 5), and they keep losing games one by one, do they become known as "Bryce Petty and the Heartbreakers" ?

Ny/Nj hearts, that is.

Bryce Petty and the Jaw Breakers.....

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Yeahhhhhh Ken but that 4 super bowl rings thing, that doesn't

Although the JEST did get 1, 47 years ago. Hey... you think they might do something special for the 50th anniversary?

Please realize the juvenile swamp of schadenfreude that is this thread, my far too well-informed friend.

And by the way, this was a 6-pick game, but who's counting?

 

[AtomicDawg]

I know it's easy to prey upon Jets fans after their latest fiasco, but before you honk on Fitzpatrick, we all should remember that Tom Brady has had at least one 5 pick game that I can recall, maybe more, so days like this happen to EVERY QB.....including the GOAT

Brady has never thrown 5 INTs in a game...he has thrown for 4 INTs several times, including the 31-0 game against BUF in 03, 05 against KC, and 06 AFCCG vs. Indy.

So a 6 INT game doesn't happen to everyone; Fitz did just tie Manning for the most ever in a game, but frankly it could have been an 8 or 9 INT game because KC dropped a few of them.

 

[Joker]

Ken is just trying to temper the enthusiasm that invariably crests when the Jests tear off their Clark Kent disguises to reveal their true inner selves...

 

[Tony2046]

I know it's easy to prey upon Jets fans after their latest fiasco, but before you honk on Fitzpatrick, we all should remember that Tom Brady has had at least one 5 pick game that I can recall, maybe more, so days like this happen to EVERY QB.....including the GOAT

I can't find a game in which Brady threw 5 picks.

I can find a few 4 pick games but not 5.

 

[ViperGTS]

I can't find a game in which Brady threw 5 picks.

I can find a few 4 pick games but not 5.

Also, when did said pick games come? Doubt it was say, post '05ish.

 

[Tom meets Kaepernick]

Also, when did said pick games come? Doubt it was say, post '05ish.

2011 vs the Bills. Threw 4 touchdowns as well.