Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[SunshineSammy]

Wow. Now they've fired the Player Personnel guy and five scouts? Right after the draft? Must feel great about their draft!

That is commonplace for new GMs.. they don't want scouts trading secrets so they cut them lose when the draft is over..

 

[Joker]

That is commonplace for new GMs.. they don't want scouts trading secrets so they cut them lose when the draft is over..

yeah, they cut them "lose", Sunshine Greeny. No one needs YOU to explain anything to Patriots fans in the Jets Suck thread.Nice Freudian slip though, you fricken' "looser".

 

[Joker]

Another "sunshiny" day in Green Turdland...

 

[Gunnails]

Good to see you all have not lost all perspective. I was beginning to wonder what happened to this thread.

 

[Gunnails]

Another "sunshiny" day in Green Turdland...

You need to update your material Joker, Rex got kicked out of the Jets Jet 5 months ago. I do like the call letters.

 

[Joker]

uh..therefore the parachute. Get it? Jumped ship and all that there kind of sarcastic imagery?

BTW, has Bigfoot been raiding your garbage cans again out there in Rainland?

 

[Joker]

and then they said.."We're gonna start Gee-no! at QB to open the 2015 season"....

 

[Gunnails]

Weather has been great, been predicting a drought for this summer, so that sucks, but it's been a lovely winter and spring.

Not for nothing, but Rex didn't bail, he had his ass canned.

Big foot won't mess with me, I'm Bad.

 

[Joker]

not what I heard...I heard it was "more probable than not that Rex wanted to leave" so Woody held a fake firing so as not to step on anyone's toes...I heard it on the official NFL Twitter page.

 

[Mike the Brit]

Good to see you all have not lost all perspective. I was beginning to wonder what happened to this thread.

Always good to be reminded that others are more unfortunate than we are. So thanks for stopping by, sir, and long may your suffering continue.

 

[SunshineSammy]

yeah, they cut them "lose", Sunshine Greeny. No one needs YOU to explain anything to Patriots fans in the Jets Suck thread.Nice Freudian slip though, you fricken' "looser".

Gee, Miss Manners, I wasn't replying to you..

However, aren't you the most civilized human being in the world?

Thanks for the constructive criticism, I will try to do better..

I can't help but think there is a place in heaven for you..

See you there!!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

I can't help but think there is a place in heaven for you.. See you there!!!!

Fat chance of THAT happening! FYI, hell burns with green fire.

 

[Tunescribe]

Big foot won't mess with me, I'm Bad.

So is your quarterback corps. Another season of abject frustration awaits you. Is there a local chapter of Masochists Anonymous you can join?

 

[Uncle Rico]

Glad to see this thread back on the front page. A good reminder that — even with the NFL offices, ESPN and NFL Network/NFL.com loaded with Jets fans — the Jets still suck.

 

[SunshineSammy]

Fat chance of THAT happening! FYI, hell burns with green fire.

I'll be in heaven... see ya then..

 

[Tunescribe]

I'll be in heaven... see ya then..

No, you won't. Jets fans don't go to heaven.

 

[SunshineSammy]

No, you won't. Jets fans don't go to heaven.

Make up your mind.. Your soul is obviously tortured.. Dolphins? Jets? Colts? Which is it?

I'll be in heaven where women with big hooters will feed me Fenway Franks all day..

 

[turkeyneck]

The little guy on the right: "Get it off! The Green; it burns!!"

 

[Tunescribe]

Make up your mind.. Your soul is obviously tortured.. Dolphins? Jets? Colts? Which is it?

What? I've been crystal clear from the very start -- Jets. You're the one with the tortured soul being a Jets fan.

I'll be in heaven where women with big hooters will feed me Fenway Franks all day..

I know that is how Jets fans envision heaven but that's a worldly view and not what happens. You will begin by spending however many years you've been a Jets fan in purgatory. Depending on your level of repentance, you either will be damned to green hell or allowed into heaven to join all the Patriots fans. It'll be up to you.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Off to a great start at Jet's voluntary workouts ...
I mean hey ... it's only the interior of the defense ... who needs an interior wall anyways...

Jets defensive lineman Muhammad Wilkerson is absent from Jets voluntary workouts because he wants a new contract. Jets defensive lineman Sheldon Richardson is absent from Jets voluntary workouts because, well, because they’re voluntary.

Richardson tweeted out word to his concerned fans that all is well and he’s just holding the word voluntary to its true meaning. “I have a life outside of football n I chose to enjoy my family a little longer so to u fans that know everything please worry bout yourself,” he wrote this morning.