Jerry Jones says making a roll of toilet paper last is discipline

[goheels22002]

You just can't make this stuff up. Taking the high road when commenting on DT Josh Brent's prison time for killing fellow teammate Jerry Brown in a dunk driving accident, Jerry "Party Bus" Jones says:

"When on Monday you are given a roll of toilet paper and it's got to last you until next Monday, that's a lesson of discipline," Jones said Tuesday in an interview with 105.3 The Fan. "That's a lesson of life. That's what happened to Josh.

"When you have someone next door to you that grabs your plate of food and you weigh 340 pounds but you don't mess with him -- he just looks at you, because you know that guy doesn't care if you live or die -- that's a life experience. I think there's a chance that Josh Brent may come out here and have a perspective that none of us have seen before, especially from Josh."​

Yeesh!

Jerry Jones says maybe jail will help Josh Brent's discipline - ESPN

 

[Sicilian]

Sometimes, in the quest to sound wise and impart life changing advice, instead you insinuate that you don't use enough toilet paper to properly clean your soiled anus. That's a lesson of life.

 

[Marinlik]

What Jerrah is really trying to say is that in a new money saving, move players will now get one roll of toilet paper each during Monday meetings and they better make it last all week. If they need additional rolls of toilet paper $10 000 will be taken from their base salary for each additional roll.

 

[RayClay]

With Jerry Jones' type of s**t, it would be a miracle.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

I bet Josh now knows where to hide a packet of jelly too!

The only thing prison teaches you, is that you never want to go back!!

You would think Jerrah would have said something about how he has to live with the fact that he killed his friend. I would think that would have a more profound effect on him than having to fend off the guy in the next cell.

 

[Zeus]

"When on Monday you are given a roll of toilet paper and it's got to last you until next Monday, that's a lesson of discipline," Jones said

It's also a reason to skip the gigantic bean burrito.