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By the way, with the post-season coming, whatever he's got in the tank, you know as well as I do that Matt Patricia and Ernie Adams have him wired up to a fMRI as we speak, in a voluntary enhanced dream-state coma, with a point-cloud Tom Brady running left to right across his visual cortex. When he wakes up it's time for film study, still in the fMRI whirring donut, generating engrams for every Stillers defensive set and every word of terminology. And it's not just defense: He's practiced against the Stillers offense for 10 years. Whatever he recognizes, we're downloading. Every word of trash-talk that works on Rothlisberger is being drawn out of him, things he doesn't even know he knows.
Yes, Stillers Nation, as you (and James Harrison) sleep, we are extracting 10 years of quick-twitch Patriots-specific trained reflexes from your boy, and everything football-related that's ever been encoded from working memory over to long-term memory. We know the Polamolecules in your shampoo. We know whatever James Harrison knows.
And this isn't just the sort of thing that some yob like Wes Welker has blended in with besotted waitress fantasies, being told around the campfire to an anoxic coaching staff in the mountains. This is the combined brain trusts from Harvard, MIT, places like that, rented until such time as their services are no longer required, and every piece of equipment that their bent little hearts desire.
First we're inserting engrams into retired JETEs, then, moving up the evolutionary ladder, into lab rats. Finally they'll be transferred directly into practice squad replicants -- trained to demonstrate Stillers schemes and techniques on the field, and of course -- along with Harrison -- teach these concepts at the blackboard.
Yes, that includes your precious "signs," and my sincerest apologies for that unfortunate byproduct of the Harrison Downloads. Since we have all learned that there's no rule against stealing signs -- only about where a camera can be placed in the stadium -- I'm afraid there's not much to be done about it, short of considering every member of opposing teams to be cameras. Quelle domage, Mr. Tomlin.
I'm sure Patricia's team of intel community veterans are also using more traditional techniques to score Harrison's intimate familiarity with everything Tomlin does and every aspect of Stillers culture, things you never hear about outside that locker room. Since he wants to talk, it's a comparatively light lift.
Oh yeah, and it is also good to have another veteran linebacker on the team.
Somebody who goes to Steelers boards, please link to this post... or copy and paste.
Pats fans have known for a long time that the Pats pretty much do what everybody else does, just better. But you don't need an fMRI to know the fantasy world that other fan-bases live in.
Stillers fans, we know you believe every word just written above. We know you'll stay up at night worried about it.
You should be, even if it's just a matter of BB & co. debriefing a motivated James Harrison about how the Stillers play the Pats, and how to play the Stillers through 12/26/17.
But I'm sure Mike Tomlin's capable of installing a totally new offense and defense in the next few weeks, something that doesn't draw on the last 10 years' work.
You. guys. are. f****ed.
Yes, Stillers Nation, as you (and James Harrison) sleep, we are extracting 10 years of quick-twitch Patriots-specific trained reflexes from your boy, and everything football-related that's ever been encoded from working memory over to long-term memory. We know the Polamolecules in your shampoo. We know whatever James Harrison knows.
And this isn't just the sort of thing that some yob like Wes Welker has blended in with besotted waitress fantasies, being told around the campfire to an anoxic coaching staff in the mountains. This is the combined brain trusts from Harvard, MIT, places like that, rented until such time as their services are no longer required, and every piece of equipment that their bent little hearts desire.
First we're inserting engrams into retired JETEs, then, moving up the evolutionary ladder, into lab rats. Finally they'll be transferred directly into practice squad replicants -- trained to demonstrate Stillers schemes and techniques on the field, and of course -- along with Harrison -- teach these concepts at the blackboard.
Yes, that includes your precious "signs," and my sincerest apologies for that unfortunate byproduct of the Harrison Downloads. Since we have all learned that there's no rule against stealing signs -- only about where a camera can be placed in the stadium -- I'm afraid there's not much to be done about it, short of considering every member of opposing teams to be cameras. Quelle domage, Mr. Tomlin.
I'm sure Patricia's team of intel community veterans are also using more traditional techniques to score Harrison's intimate familiarity with everything Tomlin does and every aspect of Stillers culture, things you never hear about outside that locker room. Since he wants to talk, it's a comparatively light lift.
Oh yeah, and it is also good to have another veteran linebacker on the team.
Somebody who goes to Steelers boards, please link to this post... or copy and paste.
Pats fans have known for a long time that the Pats pretty much do what everybody else does, just better. But you don't need an fMRI to know the fantasy world that other fan-bases live in.
Stillers fans, we know you believe every word just written above. We know you'll stay up at night worried about it.
You should be, even if it's just a matter of BB & co. debriefing a motivated James Harrison about how the Stillers play the Pats, and how to play the Stillers through 12/26/17.
But I'm sure Mike Tomlin's capable of installing a totally new offense and defense in the next few weeks, something that doesn't draw on the last 10 years' work.
You. guys. are. f****ed.
