If the Globe is right

[olschool]

Oscar Meyer can only handle a weak lager. If you have a hearty German or kosher bologna you may branch out into ales. If like my daughter you insist on soy bologna, you're stuck with O'Douls.

It's all in the CBA.

I agree ; Oscar Mayer or a generic store brand, on Wonder bread, calls for Pabst Blue Ribbon or Red ,White and Blue.

Now if it's Boar's Head from the deli,on fresh baked bread, warm out of the oven, I always go with Sam Adams, ale or lager , depending on the weather.

If it's soy, Pepto Bismol is good.

 

[capetide]

If the Globe is right, no team will be able to trade a player without his permission.