I have not yet committed to playing the 2018 Season

[Off The Grid]

Screw you Off the Grid!!! You spoke about posting till you're 85. No f**kn way you're jumping ship now!

And yes...Ray Lewis Killed a guy, maybe two

Oh, I'll post until I die, Bro...But I've no plans on that account.

 

[Off The Grid]

Just make up your freaking mind!! Your passive aggressive divaesque open revolt has tarnished your patsfans' legacy forever.

True.

But I did save hundreds of dollars on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.

 

[1960Pats]

As you know, an Irishman, in order to find his equal, is forced to talk to God.

It's a burden.

And they wonder why we drink.

What do you call this...



That's a man wearing Irish handcuffs.

 

[Off The Grid]

I am not committed.....though it is strange why the large man in the white uniform brings me my lime jello without utensils of any kind. He must be forgetful.

Seriously best band ever...Especially the green part.



Best Video Ever

 

[Hyped]

I can't quit.....it is a sickness....so count me in...all the way to the bitter end!

 

[Bill Lee]

After giving my all post after post my body is letting me down. Finger joint arthritis, carpal tunnel syndrome, shoulder impingement syndrome and aggravated hip dysplasia have caught up to me. I'm just going to have to walk away from the keyboard while I still can.

I'd like to thank all the nerds that have helped me in my posting career, starting with the nerds at Radio Shack that sold my dad the TRS-80 I used to get on to AOL, to the nerds at the college's computer center who pointed me to alt.sports.football.pro.ne-patriots, to the master nerd of all time, @Ian, who has changed all of our lives in ways we can't comprehend or forgive.

I'm sorry to disappoint so many, but I just have to walk away from the game unless of course I can't figure out what else to do with my life and in that case I'm all in for next season.

J! E! T! E!
JETS SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK !!!!

Yours insincerely,
Spaceman

 

[BTTA]

Damn...I don't know.

Whadda y'all think? Should I? Shouldn't I? Anyone want to know my favorite color??



**** doesn't get old.

I'm waiting to hear what the guys on WEEI say about this. They'll have inside info, for sure, as well as an emotionally mature response.

 

[bigballas]

I am committed to playing, I am an unrestricted free agent, and teams know how to reach me.

HI XLIX - this is Cleveland calling...we hear your market's been thin...

 

[Gwedd]

As you know, an Irishman, in order to find his equal, is forced to talk to God.

It's a burden.

And they wonder why we drink.

From your lips, to God's ears, brother.

 

[Gwedd]

Gwedd has not committed, yet, to participating in the2018 Fantasy Football League.

While maintaining his skill sets, Gwedd is concerned with the quality of the product being put out there this past year, and obviously continuing into the current season.

As of today, Gwedd continues his off-season workout and diet regimen, and will likely be consulting with both his agent, and fellow player Dkembe as what which path to pursue.

Gwedd appreciates your continued interest in career and future statements will be released as the evolving situation dictates.

Thank You.

 

[XLIX]

HI XLIX - this is Cleveland calling...we hear your market's been thin...

Good Lord man, I have standards!!

 

[Steve102]

I too shall throw my hat in the ring. 52 years young, best shape of my life. I have informed my agent to start fielding offers.

*sits by the phone, waiting*

Think there's a market for a 6 ft QB, with diminishing skills and a foot speed somewhat behind TB12 on the combine?

*still waiting*

 

[neuronet]

I am pleased to announce that Ian and I have agreed to terms on a new contract.

Starting today, I have signed to a three-year deal with Patsfans.com.

I will post a minimum of 500 posts a year, with bonuses dependent on likes, agrees, and funny emotes achieved. Under our terms, comments count as one post, and new threads count as 10 posts.

For purposes of this contract, dislikes from @IllegalContact count as 100 likes, and likes from @AndyJohnson count as 10 likes.

For compensation, I will receive continued use of the site, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 364.9 days a year, and commenting privileges. I will be allowed to make up to three polls a year, and if I go over that limit, the penalty is a conversation with @FourierSeries about boxing.

 

[Steve102]

I am pleased to announce that Ian and I have agreed to terms on a new contract.

Starting today, I have signed to a three-year deal with Patsfans.com.

I will post a minimum of 500 posts a year, with bonuses dependent on likes, agrees, and funny emotes achieved. Under our terms, comments count as one post, and new threads count as 10 posts.

For purposes of this contract, dislikes from @IllegalContact count as 100 likes, and likes from @AndyJohnson count as 10 likes.

For compensation, I will receive continued use of the site, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 364.9 days a year, and commenting privileges. I will be allowed to make up to three polls a year, and if I go over that limit, the penalty is a conversation with @FourierSeries about boxing.

Posts? We are talking posts? I thought we were really playing football?

Well, that dream lasted, what, 20 minutes? Well, back to work.

 

[IllegalContact]

I am pleased to announce that Ian and I have agreed to terms on a new contract.

Starting today, I have signed to a three-year deal with Patsfans.com.

I will post a minimum of 500 posts a year, with bonuses dependent on likes, agrees, and funny emotes achieved. Under our terms, comments count as one post, and new threads count as 10 posts.

For purposes of this contract, dislikes from @IllegalContact count as 100 likes, and likes from @AndyJohnson count as 10 likes.

For compensation, I will receive continued use of the site, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 364.9 days a year, and commenting privileges. I will be allowed to make up to three polls a year, and if I go over that limit, the penalty is a conversation with @FourierSeries about boxing.

NLTBE

 

[SammyBlueCat]

***Scratching my post vigorously! ***

 

[manxman2601]

This thread is why Patsfans rules. As for Grid’s diva-esque performance though, cut him, he’s clearly a malign influence on the Patsfans way. No days off!, No days off! No days off!

 

[IllegalContact]

This thread is why Patsfans rules. As for Grid’s diva-esque performance though, cut him, he’s clearly a malign influence on the Patsfans way. No days off!, No days off! No days off!

Dilly, Dilly!!!!

 

[NormZauchin]

Damn...I don't know.

Whadda y'all think? Should I? Shouldn't I? Anyone want to know my favorite color??



**** doesn't get old.

Hold out till you get three times your current contract, which I think still comes out to zero.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

In 30 years from now when most of the people walk away from this forum, I will be the posting legend.

For now, I am committed as the backup