Horseshoes, Hand Grenades, and the Jets (Fat Coaches and the Super Bowl)

[borg]

Closies count. The only undefeated 4-4 team in NFL history. Sure, Wrecks and his D shut down the Wild Cat, but didn't bother practicing special teams all week. Seems not every detail was covered. But then, why would you expect a FAT guy to be detail oriented. They take no pride in their appearance. They need to be loud to compensate for the lack of respect they receive from others that look down on slobs. They inflict on others their version of style over substance.

Can a Fat Slob coach win the Super Bowl?

2009 Tomlin beats Whisenhut...slob free
2008 Coughlin beats Belichick...Fashion issues , but slob free
2007 Dungy beats Smith...slob free
2006 Cowher beats Holmgren...Fit guy slaps around tubby boy
2005 Belichick edges Reid....Chubby guy goes down, QB cries
2004 Belichick beats pot bellied Fox
2003 Gruden vs Callahan...both fit, both unimpressive
2002 Belichick vs Martz... slob free, but personality free also
2001 Billick-Fassel....Fit and smart, just ask them
2000 Vermeil-Fisher...slob free
1999 Shanahan -Reeves...detail guys
1998 Shanahan beats Holmgren....Fit beats emerging gut
1997 Parcells-Holmgren......ah ha...a chink in the Theory? ...Fat guy vs future fat guy. Less Fat guy wins. This Theory goes back to 1991 with a LARGE Parcells beating Levy...thanks to a missed kick. Parcells fits all the stereo types of Fat guy, bully, loudmouth. So this theory gets tested. Fat guys can win the Super Bowl...but with an asterisk.
**Fat guy can only win the Super Bowl if Bill Belichick is secretly pulling the strings behind the chocolate cake buffet.**

 

[BSR]

I think you 1997-1998 history is a bit off.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Closies count. The only undefeated 4-4 team in NFL history. Sure, Wrecks and his D shut down the Wild Cat, but didn't bother practicing special teams all week. Seems not every detail was covered. But then, why would you expect a FAT guy to be detail oriented. They take no pride in their appearance. They need to be loud to compensate for the lack of respect they receive from others that look down on slobs. They inflict on others their version of style over substance.

Can a Fat Slob coach win the Super Bowl?

2009 Tomlin beats Whisenhut...slob free
2008 Coughlin beats Belichick...Fashion issues , but slob free
2007 Dungy beats Smith...slob free
2006 Cowher beats Holmgren...Fit guy slaps around tubby boy
2005 Belichick edges Reid....Chubby guy goes down, QB cries
2004 Belichick beats pot bellied Fox
2003 Gruden vs Callahan...both fit, both unimpressive
2002 Belichick vs Martz... slob free, but personality free also
2001 Billick-Fassel....Fit and smart, just ask them
2000 Vermeil-Fisher...slob free
1999 Shanahan -Reeves...detail guys
1998 Holmgren defeats Shanahan....One can argue a pre-gut win for Holmgren
1997 Parcells-Holmgren......ah ha...a chink in the Theory ...Fat guy vs future fat guy. Parcells fits all the stereo types of Fat guy, bully, loudmouth. So this theory crashes. Fat guy can win the Super Bowl...but with an asterisk.
Fat guy can only win Super Bowl if Bill Belichick is secretly pulling the strings behind the chocolate cake buffet.

This was funny. I'd say back then Holmgren was skinnier back then than he is now. Tuna certainly was not sveldt.

 

[borg]

I think you 1997-1998 history is a bit off.

How about that...subconsciously, I guess I blocked out that game...effing Desmond Howard. But the FAT Guy theory stands stronger after correcting my brain fart.

 

[Number 2]

1998 Holmgren defeats Shanahan....One can argue a pre-gut win for Holmgren

That is wrong, it's the other way around. Denver beat the Pack with Elway in the sweet hellicopter spin.

Pretty funny overall, maybe you can add the week 2 Super Bowl win for ol' loud mouth Rex.

 

[borg]

That is wrong, it's the other way around. Denver beat the Pack with Elway in the sweet hellicopter spin.

Pretty funny overall, maybe you can add the week 2 Super Bowl win for ol' loud mouth Rex.

Fixed it. Thanks. Another close call but future fatty fails again.

 

[tajapandu]

Belichick isn't exactly Fabio, you know.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

Belichick isn't exactly Fabio, you know.

Isn't Fabio the "I Can't Believe its not butter" guy?