Hillarious belichick quotes

[Uptown]

“No Days Off!!!”.....apparently..

 

[signbabybrady]

"I'm talking about the Philadelphia parade after the game. It's 11 o'clock in case any of you want to attend that. It's gong to go from Broad Street up Washington Avenue, past city hall then down to Benjamin Franklin Parkway and will end up at the art museum."

 

[RobertWeathers]

How about best non-verbal?

 

[RobertWeathers]

“No Days Off!!!”.....apparently..

Poor bastard. The dude is on vacation with the GF and I've seen more paparazzi pics of him that I do of the friggin Kardashians and Arianna Grande combined.

 

[IcyPatriot]

"I don't Twitter, I don't MyFace, I don't Yearbook,"

"Twitter account, InstantFace, I don't have any of that,"

"Not on SnapFace, not too worried what they put on InstaChat."

MyFace, YourFace, InstantFace. Go talk to whoever you want that does that stuff.

 

[signbabybrady]

"I can't stand it! Run it again......huddle up and run it again Brady!"

 

[everlong]

We've played better safeties than him, I'll tell you that.

 

[maust]

"I'm a football coach, I'm not a doctor. The medical staff is the medical staff. I coach the team, the medical people handle the injuries. They don't call plays, I don't do surgery."

“You know how I feel about stats. Stats are for losers. Final scores are for winners.”

 

[signbabybrady]

"Weather forecasts in this area. 2 days before the game. I'd bet a lot that they're wrong."

 

[Soliel]

Will you look into changing quarterback


Ha.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

“What kind of throw is this?” Belichick will gripe during film sessions. “I can get Johnny Foxborough from down the street to make a better throw than this.”

Epic ball busting, BB. EPIC!

 

[Kargetina]

Reiss: “You’ve prepared to face this Peyton Manning offense, whether it was Indianapolis or Denver, more than 20 times in your coaching career, is there one common thread that stands out to you over the years?”

Bill: “Hmmm....i guess Manning”

 

[tasmlab]

One of my faves:

"Best defense in the league. Suck my d**k."

 

[NG Pats Fan]

“************”

 

[Redman443]

“************”

Beat me to it

 

[Redman443]

“I could get the qb at foxboro high to do better than that.” Only Bill can talk to brady like that.

 

[Pat the Pats Fan]

After sb 38, they hate their coach Tom Jackson tried to interview the same coach, his response....”**** you”

 

[Two Eight]

to reporter in press conference:

"what, were you on Snapface when we just talked about that a few minutes ago?" (followed by classic BB snort & glare)

 

[TommyD4207]

"You might want to check your notes"

 

[PatsFanSince74]

I don't even remember what the question was about but...

"we'll poll the players...we'll poll the coaches...we'll poll the fifth graders..."

Fifth graders?
Oh, I get it. He was talking about one of our Game Day Threads.