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Gronk was offensive at a roast of David Ortiz

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Todays America wants a kinder, gentler roast. Why don't we just call it a "Blowing bubbles up your ass party"

And then, this a.m. I hear Tomasse on EEI saying Gronk should apologize. I cannot hate that man enough.
 
1. You're supposed to be offensive at a roast
2. The host defended him
3. He didn't write any of those jokes
4. He's moved on to working out at "random" Texas high schools
 
Todays America wants a kinder, gentler roast. Why don't we just call it a "Blowing bubbles up your ass party"

And then, this a.m. I hear Tomasse on EEI saying Gronk should apologize. I cannot hate that man enough.
Tomasse telling someone they need to apologise, that's beautiful
 
Todays America wants a kinder, gentler roast. Why don't we just call it a "Blowing bubbles up your ass party"

And then, this a.m. I hear Tomasse on EEI saying Gronk should apologize. I cannot hate that man enough.

Tomasse's parents should apologize for giving birth to such an ugly, fat slob and a complete loser of a human being.
 
My favorite roast joke ever came from Whitney Cummings speaking to Pamela Anderson.

"Pam, you've slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee, and Kid Rock. Why don't you save yourself some time and just drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood."

It was during the David Hasselhoff roast, and his reaction to this line is priceless.

These things are supposed to be nasty.
 
Tomasse's parents should apologize for giving birth to such an ugly, fat slob and a complete loser of a human being.

That's the spirit, denigrate the Tomase and his family.... you have become the "them" you ***** about.
 
That's the spirit, denigrate the Tomase and his family.... you have become the "them" you ***** about.
Yeah... that's it, Darryl. Tomase is just a beautiful, thin, kind spirit that isn't a piece of **** at all. Let's all hold hands, love each other, and sing "We Are the World". Back to bed with your old, humorless ass.
 
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