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I'm sitting here with headphones @ 5:41 AM, laughing and the dog thinks I'm nuts... this is the best have heard in a long time.
 
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That was classic, we'll be hearing about that one for a long time.
 
Come on, I'm sure the wives of most of us married guys would not be so selfish as to deny us a night with one of the most beautiful women on earth.

Riiiiiight.

I actually showed my husband this thread and asked him which option I should take. He said, "why don't we just split it up, you have lunch with Tom and I'll take Giselle!" I told him "sorry buddy -- if it comes to that, you can have lunch. Tell Tom Giselle and I say hi!"
 
That was classic. Very funny. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes.
 
It just won the 'whine of the week'!
 
what I want to know is if Sheppard has answered the question yet? Thats would be another good whine:

"Ah Pete, we'll still waiting for an answer from ya"
 
I was thinking a while back about this.

I don't have movie star good looks and I'm not rich, but I like being me and I never really wanted to trade places with anyone.

But if there was 1 person I would think about it, it would be Brady. I mean he's the best at what he does, he's successful, he's good looking, he's got money and he can have any woman he wants.

But then I thought there is only 1 problem. If I was Brady, then I couldn't watch Brady. And watching him cut apart a defense is a beautiful thing. It might be better in first person, but some things are better appreciated from a distance. It must be a helluva feeling to win a Superbowl though.

Wasn't in Christian Fauria who said every player in the locker wanted to trade places with Brady. I always thought Christan had a bit of a man crush.
 
Wasn't in Christian Fauria who said every player in the locker wanted to trade places with Brady. I always thought Christan had a bit of a man crush.

My wife had the hots for Fauria. Glad he's outa town.
 
Ah Christian, he was a handsome man. I expect that he'll be on TV very soon.

Man, I thought he was an ugly S.O.B. Still played some good football for us though, you don't pay them to go out there and look pretty.
 
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