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Funniest Whiner Line Call Ever

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This is GREAT. The worst part is, when I heard the call, I started thinking about it too! Hahahahaha Awful :bricks:
 
Wow, yeah, I had to stop and think about that one for a few.
 
I almost drove off the road when I heard that. Glen absolutely lost it!
 
The funniest part was Burton's squaw-...laugh.
 
Honestly I don't know.

Tom just seems like he would be a cool guy to hang out with.

But Giselle is one fine piece of ass.

But I'm married so that gives me an easy out. I choose Tom LOL
 
I'm not married and I'd still choose Tom. There are a lot of fine pieces of ass out there, but there's only one Tom Brady.
 
But I'm married so that gives me an easy out. I choose Tom LOL

What a coincidence! I'm married and I'd choose lunch with Tom too!

(Hmm...wonder which my husband would rather I chose...)
 
What a coincidence! I'm married and I'd choose lunch with Tom too!

(Hmm...wonder which my husband would rather I chose...)

He'd probably want to join you LOL
 
What a coincidence! I'm married and I'd choose lunch with Tom too!

(Hmm...wonder which my husband would rather I chose...)

That all depends on whether or not you'd let him tag along.
 
i thought about it too, LOL
 
Been a while since I heard the whiner line, but that is definitely up there with the all-time classics.
 
I was thinking a while back about this.

I don't have movie star good looks and I'm not rich, but I like being me and I never really wanted to trade places with anyone.

But if there was 1 person I would think about it, it would be Brady. I mean he's the best at what he does, he's successful, he's good looking, he's got money and he can have any woman he wants.

But then I thought there is only 1 problem. If I was Brady, then I couldn't watch Brady. And watching him cut apart a defense is a beautiful thing. It might be better in first person, but some things are better appreciated from a distance. It must be a helluva feeling to win a Superbowl though.
 
That's gotta win this year's top Whiner Line Award...they don't even need to vote.
 
lmao. I got tears in my eyes.
 
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Come on, I'm sure the wives of most of us married guys would not be so selfish as to deny us a night with one of the most beautiful women on earth.
 
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