Fixing Beisel

[PatsFanInVa]

Okay, I've read all the play-by-play breakdowns in the Monty Beisel thread, and I've figured out how to fix this. But I need some input from people who really know the rule book.

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

 

[maverick4]

Haha!

He might have the body, just not the mind or heart.

Realistically, instead of a joystick, can't they put a mic in his helmet and just tell him where to run (left/right) and when to tackle?

I think I read recently that defensive players could get helmet mics.

 

[edgecy]

You can't fix Beisel, even with those fancy fiber optics and a joystick.

 

[SoonerPatriot]

I often wonder if some of Monty's troubles aren't from weakness because he goes home and bangs that hot wife of his every night.

 

[reflexblue]

Okay, I've read all the play-by-play breakdowns in the Monty Beisel thread, and I've figured out how to fix this. But I need some input from people who really know the rule book.

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

Biesel can't be fixed. You can't get the parts anymore,the factory went out of business.

 

[DarMan]

Okay, I've read all the play-by-play breakdowns in the Monty Beisel thread, and I've figured out how to fix this. But I need some input from people who really know the rule book.

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

I know what they did when I had my dog fixed. Monty plays like he's already been fixed.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

I often wonder if some of Monty's troubles aren't from weakness because he goes home and bangs that hot wife of his every night.

Maybe suggesting that the ballcarrier on any given team is doing the same would be an effective motivational ploy...

 

[CrazyDave]

I know you guys can do better than this.

 

[BradfordPatsFan]

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

Belichick already said that he can't play Madden worth a damn. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

 

[Bostonian1962]

Belichick already said that he can't play Madden worth a damn. Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Very astute observation! I'm sure some of you out there are pretty good wit da ol' joystick, but I digress.

P.S. - Can I be banned for that crack?

 

[HAMMERMILL]

We need "Bateman" from the replacements.
Or what's the waterboy doing now?

 

[RayClay]

Okay, I've read all the play-by-play breakdowns in the Monty Beisel thread, and I've figured out how to fix this. But I need some input from people who really know the rule book.

Specifically: Is there anything in the current rule book that would prevent replacing Beisel's nervous system with fiber optics and have BB control him with a joystick?

Inquiring minds and all that.

PFnV

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

You'll notice the wizard is performing a confidence transplant on TBC too.

Hey, what does make a Muskrat guard his Musk?

 

[RayClay]

I often wonder if some of Monty's troubles aren't from weakness because he goes home and bangs that hot wife of his every night.

I think you've got the solution. No sex for Monty during the season.

Of course the woman has needs. I am available.:rocker:

 

[RayClay]

This thread is useless without pics.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

I often wonder if some of Monty's troubles aren't from weakness because he goes home and bangs that hot wife of his every night.

You wouldn't be referring to the lovely Ms. Amanda Carraway (beisel), would ya now, laddie?

http://www.misskansasusa.com/formers/carraway _05.jpg

http://www.misskansasusa.com/formers/carraway _04.jpg

http://www.vanbros.com/images/carraway.jpg

http://www.pageant.com/amandacarraway/images/bay5.jpg

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[Jacky Roberts]

Does anyone else think those things inside a box of "Count Chocula" aren't really marshmallows?

 

[RayClay]

You wouldn't be referring to the lovel Ms. Amanda Carraway (beisel), would ya now, laddie?

http://www.misskansasusa.com/formers/carraway _05.jpg

http://www.misskansasusa.com/formers/carraway _04.jpg

http://www.vanbros.com/images/carraway.jpg

http://www.pageant.com/amandacarraway/images/bay5.jpg

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Thank you much.

 

[Alk]

You wouldn't be referring to the lovely Ms. Amanda Carraway (beisel), would ya now, laddie?

http://www.misskansasusa.com/formers/carraway _05.jpg

http://www.misskansasusa.com/formers/carraway _04.jpg

http://www.vanbros.com/images/carraway.jpg

http://www.pageant.com/amandacarraway/images/bay5.jpg

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Ummm...I could be wrong but I think that last picture should have a note next to it saying "Not appropriate for work" unless of course you work at Hustler magazine.

 

[SoonerPatriot]

You wouldn't be referring to the lovely Ms. Amanda Carraway (beisel), would ya now, laddie?

http://www.misskansasusa.com/formers/carraway _05.jpg

http://www.misskansasusa.com/formers/carraway _04.jpg

http://www.vanbros.com/images/carraway.jpg

http://www.pageant.com/amandacarraway/images/bay5.jpg


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IN the voice of Charleton Heston: Oh. My. God.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

We need "Bateman" from the replacements.
Or what's the waterboy doing now?

Right now, they'd work out JUSTINE Bateman