Re: Expectations vs the Eagles
Geez, GGH, I can tell you know NOTHING about football. I've been watching ESPN all week, so let me set you straight:
I expect them to play 60 mins of football.
Wait a minute... how could BB possibly have his team play a full 60 minutes? He's probably going to make 50% of his players play through concussions.
I expect that those 60 mins will be divided into 4 quarters of 15 mins each.
The NFL has actually done away with quarters and halves to prevent BB from making adjustments (aka, illegally taping and processing those tapes) in the intermissions.
I expect that they will play on a green surface designed to look like grass. The grass looking surface will have white lines.
Half right. You won't be able to see the white lines, because the grass will be so overgrown. Why? Because the Patriots are too old and don't have enough young whippersnappers to mow the lawn for them.
I expect that at all times there will be 22 players on the field, 11 from each side.
The league is granting the Patriots a 12th man, because they're "buddy buddy" with Kraft and again because the D is so old it's not fair to make them chase around all those superior athletes.
I expect that other men wearing black and white stripes will also be on the field and from time to time blow their whistle and/or throw yellow rag on the ground.
New rule. No more refs. From now on, Eric Mangini will be blowing every whistle.
I expect that the coach of New England Patriots will call plays and use the players that he feels will best prepare the team for the regular season. This may or may not result in a win.
Sigh, it MAY result in a win? Haven't you been paying attention? Our defense's average age is 65. We're going to go 0-17 this year, with the extra game being because somehow BB cheated his way into the playoffs at 0-16. There they will promptly lose to the Colts and Chargers at the same time.
Unless you're telling me that ESPN is a complete farce
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