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Welcome to Week 3 betting! Before we move forward, PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING RULES BELOW.

* Reply to your last betting post when making a new bet or changing existing bets. Any bets that do not include all of your prior bets within the post will not be counted.
* I will "LIKE" every betting post as I record it. Once I like a post, I will not go back thru the thread and see it again. So any changes or edits will not be recorded. This is just one reason it is so important to reply to your own post each time.
* You must bet at least 10% of your current bankroll. From now on, I will include the minimum amount you must bet within the standings. See 2nd post in this thread.
* All bets must be in $1000 increments. The Dingleberry Casino does not deal in Benjamins.


The betting lines will have a slightly new format this week. The favorite will be listed last now instead of the home team. So all spreads will be listed as (minus points) from now on. The home team will be typed in ALL CAPS. Also, I have decided to add a couple Tom Brady and Buccaneer props to the weekly props. Why would I do this? Because I can. The fact that it upsets people gives me feelings of great joy. Moderate this!

This is looking like a tough betting week. For those who didn't bet them, two of the SGP's last week hit! Some interesting props below. Have fun betting. If you have any questions, please ask.

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Hey Dingleberry give me the Steelers +4.5 to start things of for 5K
 
Chiefs (-5.5) $20k
Bills (-6) $20k
Lions (+6) $10k
Giants (-1) $10k
Rhamondre Receiving yds (23.5) OVER $5k
Damien Harris Rushing TD (+150) $4k
SGP #4 (+800) $2k
- Pats WIN by 5+
- Pats total points OVER 27.5
- Pats WIN 1st quarter
 
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5k Pats cover (-2.5)
5k Pats-Ravens Over (43.5)
5k Pats-Ravens both teams score 20+ (+200)
 
Parlay (+600) - [12k]
- Chiefs (-5.5)
- Patriots (+2.5)
- Patriots/Ravens OVER 43.5

SGP #4 (+800) - [12k]
- Pats WIN by 5+
- Pats total points OVER 27.5
- Pats WIN 1st quarter
 
100K on Brady under receiving yards
(not a real bet)
 
Chiefs (-5.5) $20K
Bucs (-1) $5K
Cowboys (+1) $5K
Vikings (-6) $5K

6-point Teaser Bets
Dolphins (+12) and Titans (+8) $10K
Broncos (+7.5) and Chargers (-1) $20K
 
Chiefs (-5.5) $20k
Bills (-6) $20k
Lions (+6) $10k
Giants (-1) $10k
Rhamondre Receiving yds (23.5) OVER $5k
Damien Harris Rushing TD (+150) $4k
SGP #4 (+800) $2k
- Pats WIN by 5+
- Pats total points OVER 27.5
- Pats WIN 1st quarter
Additional bet

3 Bets / 6 point teaser (+200)
Bills (0), Chiefs (+0.5), Eagles (-0.5) $10k
 
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As shyt, ya wise arses.

PASSING YARDS. I'll fix it later.
Somewhat related...
If player who is part of a prop bet does not dress for a game, are those bets voided or can we degenerate opportunists load up on the 'unders'?
 
5K: Bills -6
5K: 49ers -1.5
5K: Same Game Parlay #1 (Pats Win, Pats score Under 24.5, Ratbirds Under 10.5 in the 1st Quarter)
5K: Steelers, Dog Money Line
 
Pats +2.5 5K
Rams -3.5 5k
Lions +6 6k
Mac Jones rushing TD 2k +600
 
As shyt, ya wise arses.

PASSING YARDS. I'll fix it later.
I knew what you meant but I couldn’t resist easy dingleberry bucks, plus where is the fun in life if you don’t get to playfully tweak mistakes? Assuming the casino won’t honor my 192,000 bet? On that note when I saw it I was like I don’t think Brady has 50 receiving yards in his Career nvm one game. So I went and looked going I remember 2001 in the dolphins game he had that huge catch Kevin threw, and there was another big one down the sideline a couple years ago. Sure enough 3 catches 65 yards. Somehow I forgot a 6 yard one in 2018. Interesting stat probably only I find to be so, Brady is the 2nd leading reception leader over 40 years old with that catch. Only 3 men have caught passes at that advanced age. Shows what a freak of nature jerry rice is that he had over 2,000 yards. Any guesses on who the 3rd is? One catch -2 yards.
 
Somewhat related...
If player who is part of a prop bet does not dress for a game, are those bets voided or can we degenerate opportunists load up on the 'unders'?

If the player is inactive, the bet is voided. If the player is active but doesn't play, the bet is good.
 
I missed 5/6 on my parley bet last week (stooopid colts) so no more of that nonsense. Back to my usual find 10 bets I like.

(2k) Steelers/Browns over 38.5
(2k) Raiders -2
(2k) Lions money line
(2k) Bills/Lolphins over 52.5
(2k) Patriots +2.5
(2k) Saints -3
(2k) Packers +1
(2k) Mac Jones over PASSING YARDS 259.5
(2k) Jackobi Myers gets some tiddies +300
(2k) SGP #4
 
I knew what you meant but I couldn’t resist easy dingleberry bucks, plus where is the fun in life if you don’t get to playfully tweak mistakes? Assuming the casino won’t honor my 192,000 bet? On that note when I saw it I was like I don’t think Brady has 50 receiving yards in his Career nvm one game. So I went and looked going I remember 2001 in the dolphins game he had that huge catch Kevin threw, and there was another big one down the sideline a couple years ago. Sure enough 3 catches 65 yards. Somehow I forgot a 6 yard one in 2018. Interesting stat probably only I find to be so, Brady is the 2nd leading reception leader over 40 years old with that catch. Only 3 men have caught passes at that advanced age. Shows what a freak of nature jerry rice is that he had over 2,000 yards. Any guesses on who the 3rd is? One catch -2 yards.

As a habitual shyt stirrer, I would have been disappointed if someone didn't call me on that screw up. You and @ArchAngel007 didn't disappoint.
 
Chiefs -5.5 $20K
Bucs -1 $15K
Pats +2.5 $10K
Bills -6 $10K
Commanders +6.5 $10K
 
6 pt teaser $5K
Steelers +10.5
Steelers Browns over 32.5
 


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