DIKEMBE REVIEW OF PATRIOTS-DOLPHIN AND PREVIEW OF PATRIOTS-JETS

[dikembe]

HELLO MY NAME DIKEMBE

TODAY I WILL REVIEW PATRIOTS-DOLPHIN GAME AND PREVIEW PATRIOTS-JETS

REVIEW

OK SO 1ST HALF WAS CLASSIC JOSH MCDONALD DUMB NESS. JONES GRAY NEVER GOT BALL. STUPID MCDONALD, JONES GRAY IS BEST PLAYER ON THE FIELD! JOSH IS PROBABLY COMMUNIST. IN 2ND HALF, THOUGH, AS GRAY GOT THE BALL AND HAD MANY GOOD RUNS NO? THEN BRENDAN BROWN TACKLED THE DOLPHIN GUY WHO GOT MAD AND TRIED TO CURSE JAMIE COLLIN.... AHAHA CURSES DONT WORK ON JAMIE COLLIN FOOL! TAKE YOUR PENALTY

PREVIEW

DIKEMBES KEYS TO GAME

1. FIND OUT WHO JETS QUARTERBACK IS.
JETS QUARTERBACK CHANGES WEEKLY. GENO SMITH TODAY, MIKE VICK TOMORROW, WHO WILL IT BE NEXT WEEK? MAYBE CHRISTOPH IVORY. PATRIOTS MUST GUESS AND GUESS CORRECTLY.

2. THROW BALL TO BRIAN TIME!!!!
BRIAN TIME IS OPEN ALL THE TIME BUT TOM NEVER WANTS TO THROW HIM THE BALL NO? PROBABLY JOSH MCDONALD FAULT AHA, HE IS SUCH AWFUL COACH. UNLEASH BRIAN TIME

3. OUTSMART REXASAROUS RYAN
SOUNDS EASY NO? BUT AH REXASAROUS RYAN IS CLEVER LITTLE FELLOW AGAINST PATRIOTS. HE ONLY AIMS TO BEAT THEM. WE MUST OUTSMART HIM BY USING MANY DIFFERENT FORMATION. FOR EXAMPLE WE SHOULD TRY ONSIDE KICK WHENEVER WE SCORE BECAUSE JETS ARE SO AWFUL AT EVERYTHING WE WILL GET IT.

PLAYERS TO WATCH: JONES GRAY, BRIAN TIME AND JETS QUARTERBACK (IT IS A MYSTERY)
COACHES TO WATCH: JOSH MCDONALD, REXASAROUS RYAN

DIKEMBE OUT

 

[manxman2601]

Hilarious. Bravo.

 

[terabthia2]

I WANT TO SEE RUN JONES GRAY ALL OVER REXASAURUS RYAN!!!!

THAT WILL BE SO FUNNY I HAVE GODDAMN SNACK AFTERWARD!!!!

 

[Wax Frog]

Was the clock respected to your satisfaction?

 

[Gwedd]

Maybe the JEST will try and fool Josh Mcdonald and not field a QB? Maybe just direct snaps to whoever is in the backfield and keep running the Wild Panther!

 

[dikembe]

Was the clock respected to your satisfaction?

NO
MCDONALD THREW BALL WHEN WE UP 38-13

 

[gruffypatsfan]

This is fantastic.

 

[patriot1136]

Awesome.
Love Brian Time

 

[BlueThunder]

I'd rather throw to Gronkasaurus.

 

[IcyPatriot]

These threads began as funny ...

Now - not so much ... one trick pony.

 

[Ross12]

These are the best. Truly the best.

Unleash BRIAN TIME!!!!!

 

[dikembe]

These threads began as funny ...

Now - not so much ... one trick pony.

I AM SORRY YOU FEEL THIS WAY

 

[mikey m]

These threads began as funny ...

Now - not so much ... one trick pony.

DIKEMBE NOT HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAFF, DIKEMBE JUST WANT TO TALK FOOTBALL AND NOT BE ATTAKED BY COMMUNISTS.

 

[Skeeter712]

This isn't funny [emoji17]

 

[cincipatsfan]

YES IT IS

 

[FCB02062]

PEOPLE THAT DISLIKE DIKEMBE SAME PEOPLE THAT KICK DOG WHEN PATS LOSE

 

[dikembe]

COMMUNIST

 

[Joey007]

COMMUNIST

PROPHET OF KNOWLEDGE, TEACH ME YOUR WAYS.

 

[Armen Da Pats Fan]

DIKEMBE RULE

 

[Wax Frog]

The annoyance of others is what's entertaining me. AHA!
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