DIKEMBE PREVIEW OF PATRIOTS-RAVEN

[dikembe]

HELLO
MY NAME DIKEMBE
THIS IS MY PREVIEW FOR PATRIOT RAVEN
I AM GOING TO SOLICIT HELP FROM A CLASSIC SONG

TO THE TUNE OF MADONNA MATERIAL GIRL. PLEASE LISTEN TO SONG WHILE FOLLOWING ALONG

DIKEMBE PRESENTS

POWER FOOTBALL


SOMETIMES LARGET RUNS THE BALL
I THINK HE'S O.K.
BUT HE DOESNT BREAK OFF BIG RUN
LIKE MY BOY JONES GRAY

FANS CAN BEG AND FANS CAN PLEAD
BUT JOSH WONT SEE THE LIGHT
CAUSE GIVING THE BALL TO JONES GRAY
IS ALWAYS RIGHT, CAUSE WE ARE


PLAYING POWER FOOTBALL
AND JONES IS A POWER CALL
YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE PLAYING POWER FOOTBALL
AND GRAY IS A POWER CALL

SOME TEAMS BLITZ AND SOME TEAMS RUSH
THATS ALRIGHT WITH ME
CAUSE IF THEY STOP MY MAN JONES GRAY
WE STILL HAVE TOM BRADY

RAVEN FAN WILL CRY AND SOME MAY DIE
THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO PLAY
BUT WE WILL ONLY WIN IF
JOSH PLAYS JONES GRAY, CAUSE WE ARE

PLAYING POWER FOOTBALL
AND JONES IS A POWER CALL
YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE PLAYING POWER FOOTBALL
AND GRAY IS A POWER CALL


THANK YOU

RAVENS PASS RUSH IS SCARY. WE MUST ESTABLISH RUN WITH JONES GRAY. THEN WE USE SHANE TO PASS ALL OVER THEM. TERELL SUGGIZZLE MUST BE STOPPED. HE IS BAD PERSON NO? IF YOU WEAR RAVEN UNIFORM YOU ARE WORSE PERSON BY DEFAULT NO? DIKEMBE OUT. GO PATS.

 

[dikembe]

I AM SORRY IF MY SINGING VOICE IS HORRIFIC

 

[Joey007]

Next sing C is for Cookie.

 

[RayClay]

 

[Gwedd]

If Not Jones Gray, then Bryan Times and Rogers Gooftowski will be available for to catch the pass from Tom Bradley, No? Also, LaFallDown and Big Blunt too. Patriots are BIG MENS compared to little birds from Baltimore dock yards.
Oh, and DIKEMBE RULES!

 

[Captain Cool]

Not your best Dikembe. Maybe it's missing the magic of picture. They can't all be winners. Keep em coming, I love them.

 

[varjao]

That song is probably older than me and sounds very up to date, material girls.

Dikembe what do you think about this ladies that only go out with us if we are paying?

 

[dikembe]

That song is probably older than me and sounds very up to date, material girls.

Dikembe what do you think about this ladies that only go out with us if we are paying?

THESE *****ES TRIPPIN

 

[Silver Blue&Red]

"RESPECT THE EARPLUGS"
I like your posts, but your singing is stinko

 

[RobertWeathers]

Good effort, Dikembe.

I don't know what's worse. Reading that post or the fact that I know the instrumentals for that song.

@dikembe: how about a long distance dedication to expousing the skills of Jamie Collins to "Rock N Roll" by Led Zeppelin?