groundgame
Rotational Player and Threatening Starter's Job
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Breaking News:It has been reported,on good authority,that Brad Childress also will be making a claim to the NFL office regarding a quart of strawberries.The aforesaid fruit,were discovered as missing by Childress,shortly before the 2-minute warning of yesterday's 28-18 loss to the Patriots.
Asked if Randy Moss or Bill Belichick were possibly involved,Childress replied:"I wouldn't put anything past those guys and if this is true,someone's gonna get their ass,waived".
When pressed to comment Belichick demurred,saying only:"Leave the gun,take the strawberries".
Instead of Humphrey Bogart as Childress, let's have Bogie as Bill Belichick, and Peter Sellers as Brad Childress.