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[Modest]

I'll start:

Pictured here: Tom Brady trying to name all of Antonio Cromartie's children.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

TFB: "OK. Help me here. Gisselle gave me 5 errands to run after camp."

 

[Richard Camembert]

"...and when we're done that fat bastard's tiny cojones will be right here...and then I'm gonna squeeze..."

 

[Sivy]

"...Five..Five dollar, Five dollar footlooong.

 

[patsfanboy]

TB: Why is the ball not in my hands?

 

[vafides]

Peyton still needs one for this finger.. And this finger....

 

[PushnPencils]

http://i.imgur.com/aicC6.

"So first......I rinse, then shampoo, rinse, condition, rinse, add cream rinse.......then rinse.......yeah, seven steps."[/QUOTE]

...........

 

[borg]

First, Sergio uses a detangler, then a gel sealant to protect the artificial highlights. Once my hair is under control, a team descends onto the scalp for follicle stimulation and new root inspection. Finally, Sergio positions the template and redesigns my look depending on Gisele's mood. Today, I went with the spinster head mistress look

 

[PlainOldEd]

Have you ever seen Peyton's forehead? It's like this big.....

 

[strngplyr]

Peyton still needs one for this finger.. And this finger....

Only going downhill after this comment. A+

 

[Brettlax3434]

I'll start:

Pictured here: Tom Brady trying to name all of Antonio Cromartie's children.

Rey Ryan asked me if my foot was this big....

 

[jays52]

"So, as you can see, Cam, when you add the pinkie to the other three and thumb you get five fingers! Humans have five fingers, get it? Great job, Cam!"

 

[jeffbiologist]

I'll start:

Pictured here: Tom Brady trying to name all of Antonio Cromartie's children.

Always, Always, Always use $1s at Titty bars!

 

[cmasspatsfan]

We're going to get a ring for this finger this year, this finger next year....

 

[jcdavey]

"i'm holding rex ryan's superbowl trophy...can you see it?"

 

[Anteros]

Peyton still needs one for this finger.. And this finger....

This took me a few seconds to get... but often these are the best. I laughed loudly :-D

 

[Joker]

Bill has five simple rules....no toe rubbing or sucking the night before a game....no organized sideline tripping during games...no unprotected sex with more than one woman a week...no 16 year old girlfirends...and NO GODDAMNED SNACKS after lights out...

 

[tuckeverlasting]

"sanchez told me this one was 13, this one was 14, this one was 15....

 

[NEGoldenAge]

And take your finger off the carb as you inhale.

 

[captain stone]

"OK, so there's no tweeting on the sidelines,
no tweeting at halftime, no tweeting between quarters,
no tweeting in the locker room, no props after TDs,
no jawing w/ Revis unless you actually, you know, beat him for once..."