Can I get an off season summary?

[Thelonious]

I see a lot of talk here about what has changed, but much has remained the same.

1) We still have as many db prospects on staff as a shopping mall Mexican restaurant has fruit flies in the food locker.

2) Belichick continues his obsession with draftees teetering atop lousy knees.

3) The team remains, as of this writing, free of tortured suppressed-gay murderers.

4) Edelman's hairdo remains outstanding.

5) Even past 40, Brady remains able to fold himself into an overhead bag. Fortunately, Belichick, try though he might, has been unable to come up with a reason why it is necessary for the good of the team that he do so.

6) Bob Kraft continues to rock that subcutaneous Viagra pump.

 

[pheenix11]

I pretty much do what the OP does as well, I call it off season hibernation. I only turn on ESPN if there’s a game I need to watch and that’s pretty much limited to Pats games or maybe a college game.

I refuse to give them clicks, I just pop in here instead and check the thread titles to see if anything major has happened like Belichick running away to become a monk or something.