Bye Bye John Clayton

[Galeb]

Clayton was once voted least likely to lift a sandwich and feed himself.

Clayton is a medical miracle. He has exactly one muscle fiber per limb.

Clayton was abandoned by his parents as a child and was raised in the wild by a pack of shrews.

Clayton is scientific proof that man evolved from either a sparrow or a stick.

Clayton often confused being called a Pro Fesser with Professor.

Good riddance.

A group of shrews is called a whisker, not a pack.

 

[WinstonSmith]

Clayton has a face for radio, a voice for print, and a mind for an independent free blog.

 

[Deus Irae]

End of an era

 

[Galeb]

End of an era

You spelled error wrong.

 

[Gwedd]

So I guess Mr. Peabody will be going back to working with Sherman and the Wayback machine, eh?

 

[goheels22002]

Too bad. I like Clayton. He was great with Sean Salisbury on their NFL debate show that foreshadowed Stephen A and Skip Bayless. He used to call Salisbury "Mr. Backup" and Salisbury would call Clayton "Mr. Peabody." Clayton has more GMs in his rolodex than Volin. He'll reappear elsewhere as a correspondent.

 

[Patriot Missile]

The North Remembers JC.

There will be no sympathy here.

 

[Dragda]

He is on Radio a lot. The Seattle sports radio has him on anyway. He's also been on the NFL XM radio station. I hear him almost every day on my drive to work. He usually just talks Seahawks in that segment, but it's interesting. He had a lot of opinions on the Sherman trade talks such as "nothing will come of it."

I think he's been preparing for this for a while. They didn't mention his employment status on the air this morning.

 

[Patjew]

I kinda like the guy.

 

[Delicate Genius]

I kinda like the guy.

 

[oldrover]

 

[jri37]

Brunell still there? How about Polian? Jamelle Hill? Lebatard? They need to take the rest of the trash out.

 

[rochrist]

Clayton was once voted least likely to lift a sandwich and feed himself.

Clayton is a medical miracle. He has exactly one muscle fiber per limb.

Clayton was abandoned by his parents as a child and was raised in the wild by a pack of shrews.

Clayton is scientific proof that man evolved from either a sparrow or a stick.

Clayton often confused being called a Pro Fesser with Professor.

Good riddance.

Never seen together in the same location. Coincidence?

 

[ErniesPinkStripes]

Screw Clayton and espn, but definitely one of my favorite commercials ever.

 

[Wax Frog]

Absolute gospel. In fact, I later heard him on WEEI re-tell it.

 

[Joey007]

"Hey mom! I'm done with my assignment!"

 

[deroc5050]

No way! Is that true? If so, that's so primitive

I can honestly say that never in my life did I ever knowingly want to eat a booger. Skiing down a mountain with a river of snot dripping into your mouth doesnt count.

 

[centerfire]

Gollum's nearsighted brother. Good riddance.

 

[tuckeverlasting]

i always thought he looked like super chicken and yes...he sucks.

 

[ScottishPatriots]

Not just Clayton but with every layoff ESPN is choosing shock jocks over credible reporters all over the place, if you want to keep your job better think up a hot take quick.

Someone write a Trade Brady start Jimmy article at ESPN, save yoself.